The demon host is going crazy and can't stand it anymore.

In the princess's palace, a group of guards stood in the courtyard, dancing.

Sui Shu held up a homemade simple trumpet and sang loudly: "Little rabbit, be good, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in..."

"Two tigers, two tigers, running fast..."

"...I am a sunny and cheerful boy, a sunny and cheerful boy..."

The guards who danced so weakly: "..."

They have now recognized the reality. With King Qi's suspicious temperament, even if they go back, they will definitely not have a good life. Maybe they will die if they go back.

Although he had to dance for Princess Wushuang every day at the princess's mansion, the food in the princess's mansion was good and he didn't have to live in the wind or rain licking blood from a knife.

The most important thing is that the princess is easy to talk to and the monthly payment is high. Although the princess occasionally goes crazy, twisting and crawling in dark corners, screaming and growling, and twisting around like an insect, there seems to be nothing wrong with her.

Sui Shu twisted around: "..."

Occasionally going crazy, my mental state is obviously much more stable.

One morning, Grandma Rong couldn't stand it any longer and said with a sad look on her face: "Princess, why are you doing this?"

Sui Shu lay on the lawn: "Mommy, people can empathize with animals. I already understand the big rooster."

After saying that, Sui Shu started screaming.

Tie Zhu, who was biting a small handkerchief and twisting around in tears, said: [...]

Why, why is it bound to such a host? How should I write a task summary so that it can be written more normally and more beautifully? no no--

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As time passed, except for Xuan Yi, the other guards gradually wavered.

In their free time, a group of guards could not help but look in the direction of Prince Qi's Mansion and sighed: "Your Majesty, it's not that we are unfaithful, but that the Princess has given us too much."

King Qi has been secretly raising private soldiers, just like a gold-swallowing beast. On the surface, King Qi's palace is not wealthy, so the monthly money given to the guards is naturally less.

Although King Qi is banned, it will not delay him from accepting concubines.

Two days before King Qi accepted his concubine, Ye Nuannuan suddenly came to visit the princess' mansion.

Sui Shu could guess with his toes that this little white lotus was just there to show off.

Aunt Rong stayed by Sui Shu's side and lowered her head slightly: "Princess, if you don't want to, she can't come in."

Sui Shu was lying on the wicker chair and rocking. When he heard Grandma Rong's words, he immediately jumped up: "No, no, no, Grandma, let her in."

She has been idle for too long, and now someone finally comes to play with her!

Ye Nuannuan wore an apricot-yellow flowered dress and a white jade hairpin inlaid with precious stones. It was much more gorgeous than her daily plain clothes.

From a distance, Sui Shu heard the sweet voice: "Since the last time we said goodbye, my sister doesn't like to go out anymore."

Sui Shu didn't even raise his eyelids, nor did he ask anyone to make tea. He just sighed and said, "So what if I don't go out? Aren't I going to be chased home and bitten by wild dogs?"

Grandma Rong lowered her head, almost not suppressing the corners of her mouth.

Ye Nuannuan's face turned blue and white, and the fingertips holding the handkerchief turned pale.

The little maid behind her couldn't hold her breath and almost spoke, but Ye Nuannuan hurriedly held it down.

"Speaking of which, there are really more and more wild dogs. The last time my sister was sitting on the carriage, a wild dog suddenly jumped on the carriage. It really scared my sister to death."

Sui Shu raised his head slightly and gave a sneer: "You are a twin after all. If I were the princess, I would just give it a kick."

It's not that she doesn't understand Ye Nuannuan's words, but she doesn't take it to heart. After all, if someone calls you a dog, do you become a dog? All you have to do is throw the shit the other person sprays back.

Ye Nuannuan's face became even paler, and there was a look of resentment in his eyes: "The day after tomorrow is the day when my sister will enter the palace, and she must come to have a wedding drink then."

Sui Shu raised his eyebrows: "Do you really want me to go?"

Ye Nuannuan's expression softened a lot and she said proudly: "Of course, my sister really wants your blessing."

Sui Shu shook his head decisively: "No."

Ye Nuannuan became more and more excited, but her tone was very sad: "Sister, are you still unwilling to forgive me? Your Majesty and I just can't help ourselves..."

Sui Shu said directly: "Yes, it is impossible for me to forgive a woman who seduces a married man."

Ye Nuannuan was confused. Sui Shu suddenly broke out and didn't follow the routine at all, which made her a little at a loss.

Her face turned green and white, which was different from what she had originally imagined.

Ye Nuannuan's maid also looked ugly at Sui Shu's words. In any case, Ye Nuannuan was indeed in trouble and got mixed up with a married man.

Sui Shu looked at Ye Nuannuan with a sneer: "So Miss Ye, do you still want me to participate?"

The corners of Ye Nuannuan's mouth twitched, but she still looked magnanimous: "Of course, I know I'm sorry for my sister, but I still want your sincere blessings, sister."

Sui Shu nodded: "Okay, I will definitely go, then you go."

Ye Nuannuan, who was in a good mood just now, stiffened and smiled coquettishly.

People were driving people away blatantly, so naturally she couldn't stay anymore.

After Ye Nuannuan left, Grandma Rong lowered her head and asked Sui Shu: "Princess, do you really want to go?"

Sui Shu leaned sideways on the recliner: "Of course... I won't go. That poor guy, King Qi, I almost emptied the palace when we left. What kind of good banquet can we throw? I don't want to wrong me. belly."

Aunt Rong: "..."

The wedding of the two was quite grand, and King Qi even wanted Ye Nuannuan to wear a bright red wedding dress that could only be worn by the royal family.

Unfortunately, Ye Nuannuan had a pink wedding dress given by the queen, and King Qi was also banned. Ye Nuannuan did not dare to wear anything else.

Although Sui Shu was not present, her gift was present - a gold cake weighing a full kilogram, with cartoon portraits of Ye Nuannuan and King Qi engraved on it.

Although the shape is weird, this golden cake is the most precious gift among all.

King Qi looked at the golden cake and felt secretly happy.

He knew that the woman couldn't live without him and couldn't bear to leave him. Even if she reconciled, she would still give her such an expensive gift just to attract his attention.

Haha, no matter what tricks that woman uses, there is only warmth in his heart!

Although King Qi thought so, he was still proud of himself and deliberately placed the golden cake in the most eye-catching position.

Sui Shu heard from his servants that King Qi placed the golden cake in the most conspicuous position, and he looked up to the sky and laughed.

In the middle of the night, Sui Shu quietly climbed into Prince Qi's mansion.

Of course, Sui Shu couldn't have come alone, she also brought Xuan Yi with her.

As a mother and a father, Xuan Yi was too hard to crack, so she decided to use some extraordinary measures.

So, Sui Shu climbed up to the roof, lifted a few tiles and looked down. He clicked his tongue twice in his heart. King Qi and Ye Nuannuan were really hungry and thirsty. They were still struggling with their pregnancy, and they were not afraid of losing their baby.

Sui Shu covered his mouth and laughed, then threw Xuan Yi directly onto the wedding bed of King Qi and Ye Nuannuan.

King Qi, who was actively working hard, was shocked by this sudden change and became weak.

Ye Nuannuan screamed repeatedly, pulled the quilt to cover her body, and kept shrinking behind King Qi.