In the hall.

Ye Yi saw that the servants had gone out, then he slowly turned around. Before anyone could react, he suddenly bit into the pig snack in his hand...

"puff…!"

Suddenly, a stream of bright red liquid burst out...

Ye Yi felt like he was sprayed all over his face, and even his hands felt warm. He subconsciously looked down...

I saw that there was a large mass of bloody internal organs in the palm of my hand. That would have been fine, but there was also a pile of pig shit mixed in it, shaped like a banana, very realistic, and very nauseating to look at.

“Ugh…” Even though he was the God of War who had killed countless enemies, he couldn’t help but lie down beside the table and vomited when he saw this scene.

Seeing this, the five brothers and sisters of Huo Dong covered their eyes with their hands, indicating that they could not bear to watch it anymore.

Daddy, what a fool! They had warned him not to eat it, but he didn't listen and insisted on eating it. What happened now? Are you scared?

Let’s see if he dares to disobey them again in the future?

Huo Bingbing stepped forward and patted him on the back, then asked in a gentle voice...

"My lord, are you okay?"

“It’s… okay… uh… uh…” Ye Yi waved his hands stubbornly, trying to hold back the churning in his stomach. Unexpectedly, after just saying two sentences, he couldn’t help but fell to the ground and started vomiting.

Uncle Fu, who was hiding at the gate, felt very distressed when he saw this. He immediately ordered his servants to bring in warm water for the prince to wash up and clean up the vomit on the ground.

Half an hour later.

Ye Yi's symptoms finally eased. After rinsing his mouth, he sat on the stool and looked at Huo Bingbing helplessly. What kind of fairy wife did he marry? Not only did she have boundless magical powers, she could also make animal snacks that looked real.

Whatever you say is true, then it is true.

Even the internal organs are cooked the same.

Forget about the internal organs.

Even feces are cooked in it. Who makes delicious food and cooks feces in it? Isn't this disgusting?

He still felt a lingering fear when he thought of the scene just now.

If it were someone else, eating a snack and taking a bite, all the internal organs, blood, feces and urine would come out, and they would definitely faint from fright.

At this moment, Ye Yi was trying hard to reflect in his heart, wondering if he had offended his wife in the past two days?

Or maybe he didn't come back from the military camp last night and ignored her.

Did you deliberately make trouble for him?

Huo Bingbing glanced at Ye Yi a few times and saw that he had a dark face and was staring at her without saying a word. She was scared and said guiltily, "Your Majesty, you can scold me if you want. It's my fault. I made the snacks too realistic."

"But I swear, that blood is not real blood, it's just dragon juice."

"Your Highness, I vomited just now. What a waste! Actually, the snacks tasted really good, didn't they?"

she asked cautiously.

I'm afraid that the prince will get angry and slap me, which would be a huge loss for me.

Ye Yi recalled it and indeed, apart from being a bit disgusting, the taste seemed quite good.

However, the feces were so similar and disgusting.

When Ye Yi thought of this, he almost couldn't help vomiting again.

Huo Bingbing said carefully again: "However, this time it is really none of my business. It was you who insisted on eating it. I am innocent. I was just playing with the snack because I was bored. It was you who insisted on eating it, Your Highness. It is really none of my business."

Ye Yi was speechless: "......"

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be true. His five children also advised him not to eat it, but he insisted on eating it.

Especially the youngest daughter, who said she had been scared before. At that time, she didn’t believe it and even asked her daughter-in-law for snacks.

Now it seems that he brought this upon himself, rather than offending his wife and being retaliated against.

At this moment, Ye Yi regretted it very much.

I should have listened to the advice earlier. Now I am suffering the consequences, right?

The five brothers and sisters of Huo Dong nodded vigorously and said in unison...

"Yes, Daddy, it's none of the beauty mother's business. It was you who insisted on eating it."

"Besides, Dad, you are so bad. When we were eating, we didn't react as much as you did."

"That's right, we were just startled, we didn't vomit. Daddy's tolerance is too poor."

"No wonder. We grew up in the village of villains. Every day, we were tortured by those villains in various disgusting ways. We are now immune to all poisons. But Daddy is different. He follows the rules every day. It's normal for him to vomit when he sees shit in his food."

What this means is that the mighty God of War is not even as good as five little kids.

Disliked by five children.

Ye Yi suddenly felt ashamed and said stubbornly: "Who said I vomited because of the shit in the snack?"

"Besides, it's not real shit, how could it be possible?"

"You two, don't take yourselves too seriously, okay? I vomited because I caught a cold in the barracks last night and my stomach felt uncomfortable."

"Are you kidding me? A mere snack of a small animal can make a ruthless war god like me vomit? Impossible. It's impossible."

Everyone looked at each other.

Isn’t the prince too shameless?

They saw it clearly just now. The prince vomited all over because of the snacks, but now he refuses to admit it.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him in disbelief, Ye Yi couldn't save face, so he coughed a few times and continued...

"Ahem... why are you looking at me? I am telling the truth. I really didn't vomit because of the small animal snacks. If you don't believe me, I will eat them and show you."

After he finished speaking, he reached out and picked up the remaining pig snack on the table and started to eat it...

Seeing this, the quintuplets shouted in unison: "Daddy, don't eat it."

At the same time, Huo Bingbing also shouted, "Prince, don't eat."

Ye Yi had no intention of eating it, he was just pretending to eat it. Seeing this, he immediately put down the pig snack and said quickly...

"Since you won't let me eat, then I won't eat."

Huo Bingbing and the quintuplets looked at each other. They felt like something was wrong, but they couldn't remember what it was for a moment.

At this time, Long Yi came back from outside. He was called out by his men when he was helping the princess wash vegetables. When he came back, he heard the prince vomiting. He panicked and ran directly into the hall to ask...

"My Lord, I heard that you vomited just now. What happened?"

Ye Yi looked up and glanced at him, then said calmly, "It's okay, I just caught a cold last night and my stomach felt a little uncomfortable. I just drank some hot water and I feel much better now."

"Long Yi, you followed me in the military camp last night. Thank you for your hard work."

"This is a snack made by the princess herself. I'm giving it to you as a reward."

Ye Yi picked up the pig snack with a sinister look and handed it to Long Yi.

He wanted to give it a try. Was he really getting old? Was he getting timid?

Otherwise, how could one vomit after eating a snack stained with blood?

Long Yi took the snacks with both hands and was so moved that tears streamed down his face. The prince was so good to him that he would never forget him whenever he had something delicious.

He swore that from now on, he would be loyal to the prince.

If the prince told him to go east, he would definitely not go west.

"I thank you, Your Majesty."

Ye Yi frowned and said, "Why is a grown man peeing like a horse? Eat it while it's hot. If you eat it cold, you might get diarrhea."

Look, the prince is really attentive to him.

I was worried that he would have diarrhea, so I asked him to eat it while it was hot.

Long Yi was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and he didn't notice at all that the Huo Dong brothers and sisters were looking at him with sympathy.

They don't know why Daddy did this.

All I know is that Uncle Long Yi is about to get into big trouble.

Long Yi wiped his tears, held the piglet snack in his hand, and took a small bite carefully.

He said that he was reluctant to eat the snacks given by the prince, and since they were made by the princess herself, he had to enjoy them bit by bit and slowly.

Seeing this, Ye Yi was dissatisfied again and said in a cold voice...

"Long Yi, you are a grown man, why do you eat like a woman? Can you eat with big mouthfuls?"

When Long saw that the prince was unhappy, he was frightened and immediately bit down...

"puff…!"

A large pool of blood spurted out of the bun, and then internal organs, feces and urine flowed out through the gap.

At first, Long Yi was in a daze, and then, when he came to his senses, he started vomiting.

Seeing this, Ye Yi finally felt relieved.

It seems that his reaction just now was normal. He is not old, nor has he lost the fighting power of a god of war. He was just simply disgusted.

Everyone looked at Long Yi who was vomiting, and then looked at the prince who was eating calmly. For a moment, they didn't know what to do.

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