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Chapter 804 The Rat King makes a scene in the palace
"Okay." When the little bird heard this, he was very generous. He also threw away the small cup in his hand, picked up a jar of daughter's red, and drank with the Mouse King. In a short time, he drank several jars of daughter's red.
Xia Yuanbo watched with cold sweat.
Are all animals nowadays so crazy?
The Rat King was drunk. He patted Xia Yuanbo with his paw and tilted his head to say to Xia Yuanbo...
"Mr. Xia, I want to get drunk with Master Phoenix. Please ask the shopkeeper to bring over some more jars of wine."
However, Xia Yuanbo did not understand a word it said. He only saw the big rat in front of him, patting his clothes with its claws and squeaking at him.
Xiaoniao was also a little drunk. When he saw this scene, he couldn't stop laughing and said in a sharp voice...
"Rat King, Mr. Xia can't understand your rat language. Do you want me to translate it for you?"
"Translate, translate, translate quickly." At this time, the Rat King was a little drunk, and he was not as afraid of Master Phoenix as usual.
The bird told Xia Yuan Boyi what it meant.
Xia Yuanbo broke out in a cold sweat. Oh my God, a mouse, a little bird, and a few jars of girl's red wine are not enough to drink? Isn't this going to kill him?
So, he said tremblingly...
"Shen Niao, it's not that I don't want to treat you to a drink. When I was serving the wine just now, the waiter said that the Nv'erhong is very precious and there are not many left. We have already used up all the Nv'erhong."
"If you insist on drinking, I'm afraid you'll have to switch to something else."
Thousands of taels of silver were lost like this, and he felt very sad.
The little bird and the rat king looked at each other, nodded together, and said in unison...
"Okay, as long as it's wine."
Xia Yuanbo couldn't understand the mouse language, but he understood the bird's human language. In order to prevent others from thinking he was a monster, he walked out of the private room and asked the waiter to bring a few more jars of wine. He also specifically told him to leave them at the door. Yes, he will come out and get it.
The waiter glanced at him strangely.
However, with the thought that the guest is God, he still nodded.
Who cares, as long as they make money.
In this way, the little bird and the Rat King drank for several hours. When the price of the wine soared to 12,000 taels of silver, Xia Yuanbo finally couldn't sit still anymore.
The bird and the mouse drink too much. If they continue like this, he will really go bankrupt. By then, not only will he not have money for food, he will probably have to walk back home.
So, with a sad face, he handed the bill to the bird, regardless of whether it could understand it or not, and said...
"Goddess, please stop drinking. If you continue drinking, I will go bankrupt."
Fortunately, the entire private room was filled with mice and no humans. Otherwise, he would have been embarrassed to death.
The bird glanced at the bill and saw that it was indeed a lot of money. It would have to work as a welcoming bird at the Lingxiao Inn for a month to earn it back. So, it nodded and said...
"Okay, that's enough for today. We'll continue tonight."
When Xia Yuanbo heard this, he was frightened to death. After paying for the meal, he no longer dared to let Xiaoniao accompany him for shopping. He found an opportunity, got into the carriage alone and slipped away.
The little bird looked confused. Didn't Mr. Xia spend ten thousand taels of silver to let him eat, drink and play with him? Why did you run away after just one lunch?
"Master Xia, I'm telling you, I promised you 10,000 taels of silver to play with you for a day, but you broke the promise yourself, so I won't refund the money."
Xia Yuanbo, who was sitting in the carriage, said that he had lost 20,000 taels of silver in just one morning and he did not dare to let Xiaoniao accompany him anymore.
As for finding out whether it is a phoenix, we should find another way.
The door of the restaurant.
The bird flapped its wings, flew in the air, and said to itself...
"Alas, the envoys from the neighboring country have no manners at all. They just left after saying hello. How can you do things like this? It's shameful, too shameful. They were scared away by a mere 20,000 taels of silver. How petty."
After saying that, it flew away alone.
When the waiter went into the private room to clean up, he found the place in a mess, with wine jars thrown everywhere. He was very confused, how could one person eat so much? He just heard from the shopkeeper that this customer spent almost 10,000 taels of silver on wine alone.
Wow, he’s such a good drinker.
Yellow Palace, Jinluan Palace.
The emperor had just finished his court session when a large group of little mice lined up and walked in drunkenly.
A big rat was in the lead, swaggering up to the dragon throne, lying on it like a big boss, squeaking...
"Guys, serve me some wine, quick."
As the saying goes, drinking can make you bold.
These little mice, like the Rat King, drank some wine and got drunk.
Hearing what the Rat King said, they rushed to the royal kitchen. Not only did they bring a lot of wine, they also brought a lot of food.
Suddenly, Jinluan Palace became a place for them to drink.
It was lunch break at this time, and the imperial dining room was empty, but they took it very smoothly.
Until an hour later.
When the concubines were about to have afternoon tea, the door of the imperial kitchen was opened. When the cooks saw that the food inside had been swept away, they were scared to death and immediately started shouting...
"Someone, come quickly, there's a thief in the palace."
"The food and wine in the imperial dining room have been stolen."
The disappearance of so much food and wine was a big deal in the palace.
In addition, I have delayed the ladies' afternoon tea, so I will be held accountable.
Therefore, the chief eunuch did not dare to delay and immediately took people to start the investigation.
But after checking again and again, nothing unusual happened.
Yes, the Golden Palace was where the emperor and the gods held meetings. They would never have dreamed that someone would be so bold as to drink there.
Therefore, no one went to the Golden Palace to check.
It wasn't until the next day when the emperor and the civil and military officials went to court that they discovered that the Jinluan Palace was in a mess. In addition to wine jars and dishes, there were also many food residues.
The most important thing is that the floor is full of rat droppings.
All the civil and military officials were bewildered.
What happened?
How come the usually clean Golden Throne Hall is dirtier than a vegetable market?
There was also the emperor's dragon throne, which was covered with rat droppings and the remnants of wine and food.
Who on earth is so bold as to cause trouble in the Golden Palace?
"The Emperor has arrived, the Emperor has arrived!" At this moment, the shrill voice of a little eunuch was heard outside the palace.
"Long live the emperor, long live the emperor." The ministers knelt on the ground, their voices trembling.
As soon as the emperor came in, he noticed something was wrong.
I saw scraps of food and wine jars scattered all over the floor. If you were not careful, you would fall if you stepped on them.
The emperor's face instantly turned black, and he asked coldly...
"Who will tell me what happened?"
Everyone looked at each other and said they didn't know.
At first, the emperor could tolerate it, but when he saw that the dragon chair he valued most was covered with rat droppings, he immediately became furious...
"Come here, call the chief steward over. I want to ask him how he manages the palace."
When the Ouchi Supervisor saw the situation in Jinluan Hall, he almost peed in fear.
Oh shit, the case is finally solved.
It turned out that the food that disappeared from the imperial kitchen yesterday was dragged here by rats. His legs went weak and he fell to his knees, kowtowed and said...
"Your Majesty, please spare me. Yesterday, I sent people to search for the lost food in the palace, but I never dreamed that I was dragged to the throne by the old rat. Please forgive me, Your Majesty."
Normally, there is someone responsible for cleaning the Golden Palace every day, but as luck would have it, the cleaner fell ill last night and asked for leave early in the morning.
The manager Ouchi thought that Jinluan Palace was clean every day anyway, and if it was not cleaned for a day, it wouldn't be a problem, so he didn't take it to heart.
He never dreamed that such a big thing would happen.
Emperor Long Yan was furious and immediately ordered the imperial guards to drag down the chief steward and beat him 50 times.
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