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Chapter 516 Growing Chinese Medicinal Materials
He seemed to be afraid of someone.
As soon as everyone saw his appearance, they knew that there must be something hidden in this matter. Maybe the person who harmed him was of noble status. Otherwise, as the emperor's personal guard, Fan Wenqiang would not be able to show such a scared look.
Li Yue Yes, he can live for three more days.
"Yes." The two palace maids agreed and helped Fan Wenqiang out.
After this incident, Li Yuexian was convinced of the little dwarf’s medical skills and asked...
"Miracle doctor, when will you start treating my disease?"
The little dwarf sat on the Taishi chair, stretched out his hand to stroke the white beard on his chin, and said bluntly...
"The emperor's condition is complicated. Hualiu disease is an infectious disease, but the emperor is pregnant again. It is difficult to treat this disease. However, as long as the emperor is willing to listen to me, I guarantee that I can cure your disease within a month."
The ministers were shocked when they heard this. They only knew that the emperor was sick, but they never knew that she had a dirty disease?
Moreover, the emperor is pregnant?
what happened?
In their minds, the emperor has always been pure and pure, sacred and inviolable. Unexpectedly, he has been pretending for so many years.
While everyone was shocked, they thought about Fan Weiwei's murder.
Could this matter have something to do with the emperor?
Otherwise, Fan Weiwei would not have looked so scared.
Well, that must be the case. These belong to the secret history of the royal family. Maybe the emperor was having an affair with Fan Huwei and was discovered by the Supreme Emperor and murdered. After all, those who know the truth will not live long.
At this time, everyone's imagination was wide open and they speculated on the ins and outs of the matter.
Li Yuexian was very angry when the little dwarf disclosed her scandal in public.
However, I wanted something from him, but I didn't dare to kill him.
Her secret was originally known only to the imperial doctors at the imperial hospital, who were tight-lipped and did not dare to speak ill of the emperor.
Now that she is fine, the little dwarf yelled like this, and the whole palace knew that she had the disease. Li Yuexian was angry and anxious, her face turned from red to black, and even her ears were red. Not to mention how ugly it was, but in front of everyone, She didn't forget to clear her name and said...
"Miracle doctor, have you made a mistake? I am still a young girl, how can I be pregnant? Moreover, I was infected with this disease by others. I am really innocent."
She hoped that the little dwarf would obey his words and let her go. After all, she was the queen and wanted to save face. Unexpectedly, the little dwarf was a straight man, so he shook his head and blurted out...
"Your Majesty, are you kidding me? You are pregnant, so how can you still be a young girl?"
Everyone: “…….”
Comparing the two, they believe in the miracle doctor more. After all, the miracle doctor has just shown his skills and has excellent medical skills. He will never make a wrong diagnosis.
Suddenly, the ministers were in a frenzy and started talking in low voices...
"What's going on? Isn't the emperor a yellow-flowered girl? Why is he suffering from the disease and pregnant again?"
"We don't know what's going on, we just know that the emperor is sick."
"The miracle doctor can even revive the dead. What he says is absolutely true."
"This...this...the emperor is too unclean to care for himself."
"Do you think the child in the Emperor's belly belongs to Prince Zhan of Juxing Kingdom?"
"It's impossible. If it's really Prince Zhan's seed, how could the emperor have the disease?"
"Yes, I heard that Prince Zhan has mysophobia and never goes to Yihongyuan to find girls. Naturally, he won't have any internal diseases. The same goes for the Emperor. Why is his private life so messy? No wonder Prince Zhan despises her. Alas, it's really his own fault. .”
"That's it."
The discussions of the ministers reached Li Yuexian's ears. Her heart felt as if someone had stabbed it with a knife, one stab after another, which hurt her heart. She could no longer bear it, slammed the table hard, and roared angrily...
"You all shut up."
Emperor Long Yan was furious, and the ministers were frightened.
Suddenly, everything was silent and quiet. Even a mosquito flying by could be heard.
After a long time, the ministers reacted. One of the ministers came out and asked cautiously...
"Your Majesty, you are our Emperor. Your physical condition is related to the country and the country of Yuezhi. It is right for ministers to care about you. Your Majesty, what happened? Can you tell the senior ministers?"
The ministers nodded sharply and said in unison: "Yes, yes, Your Majesty, what is going on?"
Li Yuexian didn't speak, his eyes flew over like knives, glaring at the minister fiercely.
When the minister saw this, he was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat, shrank his head, and stood back.
Li Yuexian glanced at everyone with sharp eyes. Seeing that no one dared to speak, his anger calmed down and he said...
"I have something to tell the miracle doctor. You have nothing to do. Please step aside."
The emperor obviously didn't want everyone to know about her condition and wanted to drive everyone away.
The ministers stood there looking at each other and did not leave.
Li Yuexian got angry and said, "What's wrong? I'm not dead yet, and you're starting to rebel?"
Seeing that the emperor was angry again, the ministers were so frightened that they retreated.
Soon, only the little dwarf was left in the palace. Li Yuexian glared at him, suppressed his anger and asked: "Miracle doctor, how do you think my disease should be treated?"
If it weren't for his request, I really wanted to kill this damn dwarf, but he didn't understand anything about human nature and exposed her scandal in public.
The little dwarf stretched out his hand and asked: "Your Majesty, have you paid Guard Fan's consultation fee first before talking about your condition?"
Li Yuexian frowned and said impatiently: "We will give it together when the time comes, so there is no need to bother."
Unexpectedly, the little dwarf said that if the emperor did not pay the medical fee for Guard Fan, he would not treat her. Li Yuexian was very angry and wanted to use power to suppress him. However, the little dwarf was indifferent and said that if the emperor killed him, She couldn't survive either, because no one in the world could cure her disease except him.
Li Yuexian firmly believed in this statement. Because of her illness, the imperial doctors had already sentenced her to death.
In desperation, she had no choice but to order her men to go to the treasury, bring out fifty thousand taels of gold, and give it to the little dwarf.
Then, she repeated the old conversation and asked the little dwarf to treat her illness.
"Okay." The little dwarf agreed, and after taking Li Yuexian's pulse carefully, he asked the palace maid to bring him pen, ink, paper and inkstone. He scribbled a bunch of names of medicines and asked the palace maid to pick up the medicines according to the names and cook them for the emperor to drink. Emphasize that you should drink for a full month, not even a day less.
Otherwise, the emperor will be dead by then, and he will not be blamed.
Li Yuexian picked up the prescription and read it carefully. She felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so she asked the palace maid to go to the Imperial Hospital to pick up the medicine.
Unexpectedly, when the imperial doctor saw the prescription, his jaw almost dropped. He quickly called the other imperial doctors over. After reading the prescription, everyone agreed that the miracle doctor was playing tricks. He was not trying to save people, but was clearly trying to trick the emperor.
Otherwise, why are all these drug names bullshit? Moreover, there are as many as ten kinds of shit.
The emperor doesn't understand the names of these medicines, but they know them very well.
For example, Jiyabai is actually chicken feces. It is indeed a kind of traditional Chinese medicine that can promote water, dispel wind and detoxify. There is also Bailingcao, which has a nice name, is very elegant and can deceive people. I guess the emperor was deceived by its name. In fact, lark grass is cow dung and is also a traditional Chinese medicine.
The most explosive one is human feces, which is also an ingredient in traditional Chinese medicine. It is mainly used to clear away heat and detoxify, cool blood and eliminate spots.
There are also pigeon droppings, rat droppings, etc. Of course, the little dwarf is very smart and does not write them out clearly. He uses very elegant medical names. A layman will not understand, but a doctor will understand them at a glance.
Because these ten kinds of shit are indeed traditional Chinese medicine that can cure diseases and save people.
It's just that when ten kinds of shit are used together, it feels awkward no matter how you look at it.
Moreover, the patient's status is still so noble, what on earth is the miracle doctor thinking? How dare he prescribe this medicine? How dare you let the emperor eat shit?
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