In the next few days, Wu Yi seemed to be crazy. He led his men to search the imperial capital several times, trying to find the five Huo Dong brothers and sisters, so that they could extricate themselves from their hatred.
However, since the five little guys beat him up in the general's mansion and ran away, they seemed to have disappeared from the world and never showed their faces again.
Wu Yi was almost puzzled. Five little guys, no matter how strong they were at such a young age, couldn't possibly move all his family property in a foreign country at once, right? It was so well hidden that no trace could be found.
What went wrong?
He was puzzled.
Wu Yi rode on horseback and said to Wu Yi, who was also riding a horse: "General, is it possible that the five Huo Dong brothers and sisters have left Yuezhi Country?"
Wu Yi shook his head and said: "Impossible. From the day they escaped, I ordered heavy troops to guard the places they must pass by when leaving the country by land and water. As soon as there is news, I will come back and report."
"But so many days have passed, and there is no news at all, which proves that they have not left Yuezhi Country."
Wu Yi was also confused and said: "In that case, where are they hiding?"
In the past few days, they have been checking the household registration, especially inns, restaurants, and other places where good and bad people are mixed. However, even so, they still found nothing.
Wu Yi was also worried to death. Because of this incident, he not only lost face, but also became a joke among the people in the imperial capital. He also lost all his property. Most importantly, the emperor became increasingly dissatisfied with him. , he really brought it upon himself this time.
At this moment, his intestines turned green with regret.
If he had known this was the case, he should not have gone to Juxing Kingdom to capture these little devils and brought them to Yuezhi Kingdom.
However, is there any regret medicine in the world?
He could only bite the bullet and lead his men everywhere to look for a few little guys every day.
Wu Yi frowned and said: "When we went to court today, the emperor was still urging us, let's go, we will dig three feet into the ground to find these little guys. I don't believe it, they are so young." , can you still fly into the sky and escape from the earth?"
Wu Yi: "Yes."
Immediately afterwards, they took their men and began to search everywhere.
Imperial Palace, Donghua Gate.
Several old and shabby eunuchs were sitting in front of the table. There was a sign in front of them looking for people. They shouted in a sharp voice...
"Dear fellow villagers, if you are passing by, don't miss this rare good thing. The palace is recruiting people. Those who want to work as errands should come here to sign up. The monthly salary is generous, and you can earn a full ten taels of silver a month. There are endless delicacies from the mountains and seas at every meal, and entering the palace is a blessing."
"Wow, with such a good thing, is pie in the sky falling today?" Hearing this, the people passing by gathered around and asked about the situation: "Father-in-law, may I ask? What errands are we doing in the palace?"
Several father-in-laws looked at each other quickly and showed a meaningful smile. One of the old eunuchs said in a sharp voice...
"Of course it's a good job, just waiting for the emperor to bathe and change clothes."
Everyone went crazy all of a sudden...
"We are men, how can we serve the Emperor?"
Some time ago, after the late emperor retired, the princess ascended the throne and became the first queen of Yuezhi Kingdom.
Eunuch Wei smiled, glanced meaningfully at his crotch, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, as long as it's cut off, it's almost like a woman, and the emperor won't care."
Everyone suddenly realized that they were recruiting eunuchs, and they immediately turned around and ran away.
Several old eunuchs became anxious and yelled with all their strength at their backs...
"Hey, don't leave, don't leave. Whatever conditions you want, everything is negotiable, as long as you are willing to enter the palace."
They have been recruiting people here for three days, but they haven't even been able to recruit a single eunuch. It's so desperate.
In the darkness, Huo Dong muttered a few words to his four younger brothers and sisters.
"What? Brother, you want us to be eunuchs?" Huo Nan looked at his brother in shock. Although they were in a foreign country, there was no way to go back to Juxing Kingdom, and they would not be reduced to being eunuchs.
Huo Xi and Huo Bei pouted and said reluctantly: "Brother, we don't want to be eunuchs. I heard that being a eunuch requires cutting off the penis. We don't want to cut off the penis."
"That's right, if you don't have a penis, how can you pee in the future? No, no, no, it's too scary."
Huo Dong raised his short hand, knocked his three brothers on the head, and cursed...
"You are so stupid, don't you know the procedure to avoid castration?"
The three younger brothers looked confused and before they could react, they asked in unison: "How to hide?"
Huo Dong was almost pissed off by them. Why did he come to Yuezhi Country? His brothers' IQs were all low. He whispered: "Have you forgotten a famous saying? Money can make the world go round."
"Oh." The four little guys suddenly realized.
Huo Dong glanced at Huo Zhong and said, "Little girl, please quickly change into men's clothes and enter the palace with us."
If Li Yuexian dares to harm them, they will enter the palace and give her a big gift to let her know that they are not easy to mess with. If she sees them in the future, she should take a detour.
Huo Zhong nodded his head and said in a sweet voice, "Okay."
Half an hour later, five handsome little guys appeared at Donghua Gate in a swaggering manner.
The little boy blinked his big eyes and asked in a sweet voice, "Uncle, I heard that you are recruiting people here, right?"
Several father-in-laws looked at him with puzzled faces, nodded, and replied...
"Yes, young master, why do you ask these questions?"
"Do you think we can do it?" the five little guys raised their chests and looked at them with big watery eyes.
Several old eunuchs couldn't help laughing and said in unison...
"Young gentlemen, you are too young to enter the palace."
"That's right, if you wet the bed and still want us to serve you, then aren't we recruiting an ancestor back?"
These words angered the five little guys, and they immediately shouted fiercely...
"You're the only one who wets the bed. Your whole family wets the bed."
Several old eunuchs were startled. Damn it, why are these little milk babies so vicious?
Huo Dong realized that they were too fierce and frightened several old eunuchs. How could they enter the palace? So he quickly winked at his younger brothers and sisters, then changed his style, put a cute smile on his little face, and said...
"Uncle, when we grow up, we don't wet the bed, and we are very strong and can do a lot of work."
Several old eunuchs looked at each other, as if they didn't believe him.
Huo Dong glanced around and saw a huge stone lion on each side of Donghua's door. He immediately ran over and lifted the stone lion over his head. Then, he spread his short legs and ran back with a squeak. , raised the stone lion in front of several old eunuchs, and said ostentatiously...
"Uncle, look at it. I can lift the stone lion. I am very strong and can do a lot of work. Recruit us into the palace. I will definitely not let you lose money."
You'll Also Like
-
Reincarnated as a sacred tree, I create a family of Yin soldiers
Chapter 633 16 hours ago -
Rebirth as a lion starts with self-discipline
Chapter 160 16 hours ago -
National Creation: I created a weird world
Chapter 136 16 hours ago -
Road Survival: Once you hit the soul, you can make a must-have product
Chapter 645 16 hours ago -
Asking for Immortality in Another World
Chapter 717 16 hours ago -
What kind of evil method is this? This is the righteous method.
Chapter 117 16 hours ago -
Literary Master 1978
Chapter 461 18 hours ago -
【Inuyasha】White Moonlight and Vermillion Mole
Chapter 307 2 days ago -
NBA: Being criticized for half a year at the beginning
Chapter 280 2 days ago -
In Naruto, people use the four-dimensional pocket as a concept god
Chapter 43 2 days ago