Shocking news: The fifth-milk baby rides a ferocious beast and blows up the palace of Zha Daddy.

Willow branches on the moon.

Imperial Palace, Qianqing Palace.

On the dragon bed, the emperor was wearing white obscene clothes. He closed his dragon eyes and was about to rest. Suddenly, a black shadow floated in from the window, knelt on the ground, and said loudly...

"Xiaoyang comes to see the emperor."

"Well, you're back? How are things going?" The emperor opened his eyes and asked.

The conjoined monster said with a sad face...

"Xiaoyang is incompetent, things were messed up, the Queen Mother failed to get rid of her, and even my little sister died."

He felt very sad when he thought of the death of his conjoined sister.

It was only then that the emperor discovered that the two conjoined people were missing one head. He was shocked and asked quickly what was going on?

The conjoined man told the emperor about the situation at that time, and then cursed sinisterly...

"My little sister was killed by Prince Zhan's people. Xiaoyang wants to avenge her sister."

"Your Majesty, after the Empress Dowager arrived in Taihe County, Prince Zhan sent heavy troops to protect her. The Xiaoyang brothers and sisters never had a chance to take action. According to Xiao Yang, the treasury was robbed and must have been done by them together. Otherwise, the Empress Dowager I won’t immediately go to Taihe County to seek Prince Zhan’s blessing.”

In order to avenge the little sister, the blame must be placed on Prince Zhan. With the help of the emperor, there is hope for avenging the little sister.

After all, Lord Zhan is too powerful.

He simply can't handle it alone.

At this time, the Siamese Man hated Prince Zhan to the extreme.

He and his younger sister shared a body. After she died, he originally thought he wouldn't live long. After all, one of them had always controlled the hands and feet of this body. In the beginning, this was indeed the case, even in Taihe County. When escaping, he also dragged the right side of his body to escape.

However, one morning a few days later, a magical scene happened. The right side of his body that did not belong to him actually responded. He could even control his right foot to walk, although it was not very neat. Still limping, but a good start.

Not to mention, having a complete body is such a wonderful feeling, as if you are reborn.

Although the conjoined man was sad about his little concubine's death, he was more secretly happy inside.

Perhaps, human nature is selfish.

When the emperor heard this, his face was gloomy and he asked: "Is the Empress Dowager still in Taihe County now?"

"Yes." The news came back from his subordinates two days ago, saying that the Empress Dowager stayed alone in Taihe County. If he hadn't been able to fully control his body now, he would have gone to Taihe County to complete the tasks assigned by the Emperor.

The emperor was also very clear about the bodies of conjoined people, so he asked...

"Is it easy for you to move now?"

The conjoined weirdo shook his head and said: "It's not good yet. My little sister is dead. This body is no longer under her control. Xiaoyang is not used to it yet. I'm afraid she needs to rest for a while and get some good exercise."

He should exercise well and strive to become a normal person as soon as possible.

"Well, well, you are the person I trust most, so nothing can happen to you. I will allow you to rest for a while and recuperate. I still have many things that I need you to deal with." The emperor nodded, and the two companies The body monsters were all his right-hand assistants. When one of them died, he felt it was a pity. The remaining one could not die, so he said...

"As for the Queen Mother's matter, I will send someone to handle it separately, so don't worry about it."

"There is also the matter of Xiaoyin. People cannot be resurrected, so don't be too sad. Take these banknotes back and buy a good coffin to bury her properly."

After finishing speaking, he took out a large stack of banknotes and handed them to the conjoined weirdo.

The conjoined people were very moved after hearing these words. Apart from their master, only the emperor was the best to them in this world.

Because the brother and sister looked weird, they were regarded as monsters by the world when they were born. Their biological mother even wanted to kill them, throwing them into a manure pit and drowning them. Fortunately, a passing Taoist priest happened to save them, that is, Their later master also took them to the mountains to raise them and teach them martial arts.

Otherwise, they wouldn't be where they are today.

Later, by chance, they met the emperor. Seeing their high martial arts skills, the emperor took them under his command and secretly killed people and eradicated dissidents for him.

Of course, Prince Zhan also attempted assassinations several times, but he just didn't succeed.

"Xiaoyang thanked the Emperor on behalf of my little concubine." With tears in his eyes, the conjoined weirdo took the banknote and bowed out.

Underground palace.

The Rat King stood on tiptoes and looked around furtively. After making sure that there was no female cat around, he sneaked back to the underground palace through the secret passage.

"Cough cough cough..." As soon as it entered, it changed its sneaky appearance, carried two paws on its back, like a human, walked in with a swagger, restored the majesty of the king, and squeaked …

"Little ones, come out quickly. My king is back. Come out quickly to welcome me."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, a furry paw stretched out from around the corner, twisting its ears, and a familiar cat meow sounded...

"Meow meow, you damn ghost, are you finally willing to come back? I've had a hard time waiting for you."

The rat king was in pain and subconsciously looked back. It turned out to be a female cat. She was so frightened that her face turned pale and she said tremblingly...

"You...you are really haunted? Why are you always pestering me?"

Female Cat: "You scumbag, you've made me pregnant, so you don't want to be responsible anymore, right?"

The Rat King said with a sad face: "No, no, it's all a misunderstanding. I was drunk at the time, and I didn't mean to take advantage of you."

The female cat put one paw on her waist, twisted the rat king's ear with the other, and shouted menacingly...

"I don't care whether you did it intentionally or not. Anyway, now that the little monkeys are here, you have to be responsible."

After saying that, it puffed up its round belly.

The rat king wants to cry but has no tears. Who can tell it why interracial sex can lead to pregnancy? It is too unlucky, woo woo woo...

So broken, what should I do?

"Aunt Cat, Aunt Cat, if you have something to say, can you please release your paw first?"

The female cat got angry when she heard this, and scolded Meow: "Fart! I am still a young girl, you are the aunt, you are the aunt, and your whole family is the aunt."

The Rat King was immediately sprayed with saliva: "..."

Damn, that's too sloppy. Neither the mouse nor the cat likes it to be called old.

Only then did it react and shouted: "Sister Cat, can you let go of me first? My ears are so painful that you twisted them."

"Huh, that's pretty much it." The female cat's face looked much better, but she still didn't want to let go of the rat king and asked him to promise to marry him, otherwise, he would keep pestering him.

The Rat King had no idea and finally agreed reluctantly.

The female cat was happy. After guarding the underground palace for a month, her efforts were finally not in vain.

When the mice heard that the king was going to marry a female cat, the whole underground palace exploded...

"King of Dogs, you are so motivated that you don't care whether we live or die for the sake of your lower body."

"That's right, it's very dangerous to put a female cat in a mouse nest. Maybe we will become her snack at some point."

"Your Majesty, you old man, can you stop thinking with your lower body and think with your head? What do you think about marrying a female cat back to the mouse's nest?"

Suddenly, the Rat King was so scolded that he drooped his head and face. He went back to his room listlessly and fell asleep, planning to run away after getting enough sleep. The female cat couldn't see him and couldn't do anything to him.

At this time, the female cat was in a happy mood, lying in the main hall of the underground palace, smiling and waving her paws at the mice, meowing...

"Dear rat people, don't be afraid. From now on, this cat will marry the rat king, and we will be a family. How could this cat hurt you? Don't worry, even if this cat wants to eat you, I will bite you lightly. "

When it said this, the mice were frightened and fled for their lives.

The ancestors were indeed right. Cats are their natural enemies and they cannot stay together. Otherwise, you will never know when your life will be gone.

In this way, only the rat king and the female cat were left in the huge underground palace, and all the other rats fled.

When the Rat King woke up, he looked at the empty underground palace in confusion. Where were his rat people and concubines? Where have they all gone? So, Zhizhi shouted...

"My beloved, rat people, where have you been?"

"Hey, Your Majesty, I'm here." A huge cat's head swung down from the beam, frightening the Rat King so much that he fell down like a dog eating shit.