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Chapter 1071 Just kidding
So, the city gate official said with a serious expression: "My dear warrior, the military situation is urgent now, and this is not the time to joke. However, on behalf of the people of the whole city, I am very grateful to you for coming to help at this time."
After saying this, he politely bowed several times to the Rat King to express his gratitude.
The Rat King was anxious. He was not joking. He answered the City Gate History seriously. It was he who could not understand the rat language. What did it have to do with him?
Then he squeaked again...
"Sir, I am serious and not joking."
Seeing that he was still speaking in rat language, the City Gate Secretary's face darkened instantly. This burly man was weird and obviously didn't take him, the City Gate Secretary, seriously at all. However, thinking that the other party came to help, even if he was unhappy, he couldn't express it. He said a few polite words and went to patrol aside.
The python coiled nearby and witnessed all of this. It couldn't help but open its bloody mouth and laughed...
"Ahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Is this the legendary chicken and duck argument?"
"Rat King, Lord Chengmenshi doesn't understand what you are saying at all. Look at you, why don't you learn to speak human language when you have time? You just have a human appearance for nothing, ahahaha..."
Seeing the python gloating over other's misfortune, the Rat King felt a little angry and embarrassed, but he didn't dare to say anything. After all, he was in the wrong first, and he didn't even know that his two little masters were in danger. He was really unworthy of his ancestors' cultivation.
The python laughed for a while, but when he saw the depressed look on the Rat King's face, he felt sorry for him and comforted him...
"Rat King, you don't have to blame yourself. It's not too late for you to learn to speak human language. Just stop fooling around with women all day."
At this point, the Rat King was very dissatisfied and squeaked, "Is there any conflict between learning to speak human language and women?"
"Besides, I'm a man, and if I don't have a woman for a long time, it will easily damage my body."
"Snake King, we are all men, you don't have this need, do you? Are you... a eunuch? Hahahaha..."
As the Rat King spoke, he let out a vulgar laugh.
The snake king got angry, and swung his long snake tail over and hit the rat king hard, cursing...
"You bastard, I'm trying to persuade you to do more work and stop fooling around with those women. Not only did you not listen, but you even dared to make fun of me? You're simply asking for a fight."
The Rat King reacted quickly and dodged in an instant, saying with a smile: "Snake King, you are anxious, you are angry and embarrassed, you are definitely not going to make it."
The python was furious, and it wiggled its long body, chasing the Rat King around the city gate, opening its bloody mouth and hissing...
"Rat King, you bastard, if you have the guts, why don't you just run away and eat my tail?"
In fact, it was true. Over the years, the Snake King had forgotten what a woman smelled like in order to cultivate himself. Of course, the Rat King got angry when he heard this.
It’s not that I can’t do it, it’s that I just don’t want to.
Seeing them chasing each other on the city gate, the gate historian frowned. Was this strong man here to help or to cause trouble? He was just messing around.
Thinking of this, he stepped forward, blocked the Rat King's way, and said seriously...
"My brave man, the military situation is urgent right now. Everyone is busy fighting the enemy and protecting the lives and property of the people of Youzhou. The soldiers dare not even sleep. They are taking turns to rest. Your noise disturbs their rest."
What this means is that the Rat King should not run around on the city gate.
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