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Chapter 1001: The Underworld Shop
"Other ghosts are well fed and well clothed, but I am just a poor little water ghost. Not only am I hungry, but I am also soaking in icy cold water with no relatives or friends. I have been soaking in this water for decades. My life is so miserable."
"Now that I have finally found my family, I just want to reunite with them. Why is it so difficult?"
The foreman looked at the little water ghost with tears streaming down his face and immediately felt pity for him. When he was a child, his family was poor, and he had also experienced the feeling of watching others eat and swallowing his saliva beside them.
What's more, the little water ghost was his uncle, who had been in the puddle for decades. He could feel the pain, so he said to the little water ghost...
"Alright, alright, stop crying. I'll take you away."
"Really?" The little water ghost was overjoyed and stopped crying immediately.
Foreman: "A man's word is as good as his bond, but I have to go to Jinshan to take up my duty tonight. You must promise me that you will not disturb my rest. Otherwise, get out immediately."
The little water ghost raised his little finger and vowed lightly, "I promise not to disturb your rest. I will be satisfied just watching you quietly from the side."
Having a ghost watching you while you sleep is creepy no matter how you listen to it.
The foreman's scalp tingled, but he had already agreed and couldn't go back on his word, so he had to say, "It's getting late, let's go."
"Okay, let's go home." The little water ghost shouted happily while floating in the air...
"After decades, I can finally go home. I don't have to stay in that cold puddle anymore. It's great, it's great."
"By the way, nephew, I haven't eaten for decades. Is there anything to eat?"
When the foreman heard this, he felt sorry for him and asked quickly, "What do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you. We have roast duck, boiled chicken, braised pig's trotters, braised pork..."
"Candles and incense." Unexpectedly, before he could finish, the little water ghost said excitedly.
“That’s all…?” The foreman was stunned.
Little Water Ghost: "Nephew, don't forget, your uncle is dead. You can't enjoy the delicacies of the human world. If you want to eat enough, you must have the incense of the underworld."
foreman:"……."
Well, I almost forgot, my uncle is a ghost, he doesn’t care about worldly things, he nodded and said…
"Okay, I'll go to the underworld store and buy it for you later."
The little water ghost was delighted when he heard it, and asked again...
"Nephew, can you buy me some clothes? Shoes? I haven't worn clothes or shoes for decades. I'm so cold. Every time I see other ghosts, they laugh at me and say I'm a poor, poor person who is unwanted by everyone."
"Humph! Now I have relatives as well. I am no longer a homeless ghost. I will put on some nice clothes and show myself in front of them to let them know that I have relatives who care about me."
The foreman's heart skipped a beat when he heard this.
What kind of life has my uncle lived in the past few decades?
"Okay, I promise you everything."
"It's just that, in broad daylight, could you please stop floating around behind me? It's so scary."
When the little water ghost heard that his nephew was willing to buy something for him, his eyes widened into a smile, and he said cheerfully: "Don't worry, nephew, no one can see me except you."
The foreman expressed his disbelief and said, "You are talking nonsense. The lady could see you just now. How dare you say that others can't see you?"
The little water ghost quickly explained: "Because the young lady is the daughter of the ancestor, she was born with yin and yang eyes, and ordinary mortals can't see me."
"Is it really like that?" The foreman was still somewhat skeptical. The princess had superb medical skills and was great at acupressure, and the prince was often completely subdued by her treatment.
He knows this too.
Moreover, the princess knew some small magic tricks used by people in the martial arts world, but he felt that it was a bit exaggerated to say that she was an ancestor from heaven with boundless magic power.
However, the princess is the prince's woman. With the prince's protection, she can indeed do whatever she wants. It seems understandable to say so.
Little Water Ghost: "Of course it's true."
The foreman was half-believing and half-doubting. He walked home with the little water ghost in a nervous mood. On the way, he met many acquaintances, and they all greeted him as usual.
It was as if he really didn't notice the little water ghost floating behind him.
The foreman finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He took the little water ghost and first went to the underworld shop, bought gold ingots, candles, incense, and finally, bought several sets of paper clothes in different colors.
"Uncle, take a look at these styles yourself. Do you like them?" While the shop owner was not paying attention, the foreman quietly asked the little water ghost behind him.
The little water ghost floated in the air, dancing and shouting happily...
"I like it, I like it so much, wow, after decades, I finally have new clothes to wear, ahahahaha..."
"Nephew, you are so filial. Your uncle is so touched."
The little water ghost was satisfied that he could fulfill his wish of being a ghost for so many years before reincarnation.
After saying that, it floated down from mid-air and gave the foreman a hard kiss on the face.
The foreman was stunned for a moment, then immediately wiped the saliva off his face with disgust and said...
"Oh, don't kiss me, it's dirty."
The owner of the ghost shop was an old man in his 70s. He was usually a little deaf, but he could hear clearly at critical moments. He was picking up incense and candles, and when he heard the foreman's last words, he immediately got angry, turned around, and scolded...
"Young man, although I am old, I clean the store every day. How can it be dirty?"
The foreman quickly explained: "No, no, no, old man, you misunderstood, I didn't say you were dirty, you heard it wrong."
The old man got even angrier when he heard this. His eyes widened and he said angrily, "What? You said it's not our store that's unclean, but you said there's something fishy going on in my store that's unclean?"
"Young man, you shouldn't bully me like this. Although our store sells things related to the dead, it is clean and there are absolutely no ghosts. Don't make up rumors. Otherwise, what will happen if our store loses business in the future?"
"You are deliberately destroying my reputation as an old man, making me lose my source of livelihood and trying to starve me to death."
"Young man, I thought you looked like a decent person, but I didn't expect you to have such a vicious heart."
The old man rattled off a bunch of words, leaving the foreman speechless.
Yes, he is a military general who usually speaks with strength and is not good at speaking.
If you meet someone with a silver tongue, you will suffer a great loss.
The little water ghost got angry when he saw his nephew being bullied. He suddenly revealed his true form, floated in front of the old man, and said with his fangs and claws bared...
"You old fool, there's clearly something fishy going on in your ghost shop, but you're not telling people the truth, are you?"
The little water ghost suddenly appeared, scaring the old man half to death. He pointed at the little water ghost, his face full of shock, and stammered...
“You…you…you…are you a human or a ghost…”
The little water ghost was very naughty. He touched his head with both hands and twisted it a few times, twisting his head off alive. Blood flowed out from the broken neck, and he chuckled...
"Do you think I look like a human being?"
"Ahhh...Ghost! Ghost!" The old man was so scared when he realized what was happening that he put the candle in his hand on the table and hid under the table.
The foreman was also shocked when he saw the scary look of the little water ghost. What the hell, twisting the head off and putting it back together, what kind of operation is this? It's too scary.
His heart trembled several times before he tried to calm down and asked tremblingly...
"...No, uncle, didn't you agree not to come out and scare people? What's wrong with you?"
After the little water ghost put his head back on his neck, he laughed...
"This old man bullied my nephew, so of course I have to teach him a lesson."
"Nephew, how does it feel to be protected by your uncle? Are you happy?"
foreman:"……."
Happiness is quite happy, but it's a little scary.
He glanced at the table. Although the old man was frightened, fortunately he had already packed what he wanted and placed it on the table.
He put the silver on the table and said loudly to the shivering old man hiding under the table...
"Uncle, I took the things and left the silver on the table."
At this time, the old man was so scared that he was trembling all over. He couldn't speak, his upper and lower teeth were chattering, and he stammered...
"Don't kill me, don't kill me. When I open a ghost shop in the future, I will never raise prices again, and I will never cheat people again."
"No, never again."
"Brother Ghost, I'll give you everything. I don't want any money. Don't kill me, don't kill me."
Obviously, the old man was frightened and told everyone all about his previous business scams.
The foreman and the little water ghost looked at each other.
The little water ghost felt a little guilty for scaring the old man like this, but after hearing what he said, he no longer felt guilty. Instead, he felt like he was doing justice for the people.
It floated in the air and said to the foreman triumphantly...
"Nephew, look, your uncle has done another good deed. I will probably go to Hades' Palace to be reincarnated in a few days. The King of Hell will let me be reincarnated into a good one."
The foreman picked up his things, turned around and walked away, saying as he walked, "...Okay, stop showing off and let's go.
The little water ghost floated behind him happily, shouting happily...
"Let's go home, put on new clothes and eat."
This is a great joy for it.
After all, it hasn't worn new clothes or eaten a meal (candles, incense) for decades.
The old man hiding under the table crawled out tremblingly when he saw them walking away. He didn't dare to open the shop anymore, so he quickly closed the door and ran home like crazy.
He swore that he would never open a ghost shop again. There really are ghosts in the world. It’s too scary, wuwuwu...!
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