How should the spirit master in the mental hospital save himself at the beginning?

Wei Qi: "!!! Don't scare me!"

Wang Heng: "If I scare you, will I get shit to eat or something?"

Wei Qi: "If you really want to eat shit, you can do it now..."

Wang Heng: "Okay, let's not talk nonsense. Tomorrow is Sunday anyway. I will go to Beishan No. 3 Hospital tomorrow. The doctor is unwilling to let me go, so I can only use routine."

For a long time, Wei Qi did not reply, which made Wang Heng a little anxious. If Wei Qi was unwilling to come, he would have to rely on the enthusiastic and beautiful female classmates in the class...

Wang Heng: "/Poke, are you fucking dead?"

Wei Qi: "No, I was just wondering whether I should believe what a mental patient says."

Wang Heng: "You idiot! Just a few more tricks and I will tell her about your crush on Zhao Qian!"

Wei Qi: "No, no, no, brother, dad! Grandpa!! I was wrong, whatever you say will be yours, even if you ask me to bring a condom to play with you tomorrow, I will do it!"

Wang Heng: "Get out!"

Wei Qi: "By the way, what disease did you have to go in?"

Wang Heng: "Auditory hallucinations."

Wei Qi: "That's it?"

Wang Heng: "?"

Wei Qi: "/doghead.jpg Dad, what role am I going to play tomorrow? Do I need to warm up first?"

Wang Heng: "Tomorrow you are just a tool. Just act like a normal person and say a few words of concern for me. I guess the doctor will be watching you when you see me."

Wei Qi: "Okay! Do you want a condom?"

Wang Heng: "Get out!"

......

Wei Qi posted something again, but Wang Heng was no longer too lazy to care. The matter had been clearly explained, and the best friends of more than ten years would not be able to tell when it was OK to joke and when it was necessary to be more serious.

But considering Wei Qi’s urine, let’s make another Plan B.

Wang Heng found Zhao Qian in his contacts and exchanged a few words.

When Zhao Qian got the news about Wang Heng, she was still a little flattered. It wasn't because she liked Wang Heng... Well, she still had a good impression. After all, people like good-looking members of the opposite sex.

But having a good impression is one thing, liking him is another. She knew that Wang Heng had contact information with many girls in his class. After hearing that he was hospitalized, her best friend even sent a message to care about Wang Heng.

After Wang Heng replied to her best friend's message, her best friend was still happy for several days. However, after learning that Wang Heng also replied to other girls' messages, the smile on her best friend's face gradually disappeared. She was immersed in a sea of ​​questions all day long and couldn't extricate herself. Sure enough, Falling out of love helps with learning, even though she hasn't been in love yet.

After greetings, Wang Heng started his own routine.

Starting from school studies, courses, etc., I started chatting with Zhao Qian. In fact, when neither party has any bad feelings or even one party has good intentions towards the other, chatting is easy.

Even if you didn't say a word that was too nice, she would help you get over it, and then start the next topic. As she talked, Wang Heng talked about learning.

Wang Heng: "Well, I don't know if I can keep up with your pace after I take such a long leave."

Zhao Qian: "It's okay, several female classmates are already secretly helping you organize your review notes!"

Wang Heng originally wanted to say, "Are you among these classmates?"

However, speaking like this was too ambiguous after all. This was Wei Qi's crush, so he deleted the words he typed with his fingers one by one and replaced them with

"Hahaha, what kind of magical classmate is this? I will treat you to dinner when I get back!"

Zhao Qian: "Then you will have to spend a lot of money!"

Wang Heng: "It's okay, anything related to money is no big deal!"

Zhao Qian: "Hahaha, I even forgot that you have a mine at home qwq."

When Wang Heng was in his first year of high school, he rented an entire floor in a school district near the school, with three bedrooms and one living room, a balcony, toilet and a large kitchen. The owner of the household was very nice. When he had nothing to do, Wang Heng could go to the roof to bask in the sun. But it will cost a lot of money.

Wang Heng lives in the master bedroom, and there are two other bedrooms. One is for Wei Qi when he comes to play occasionally, and the other is filled with novels, comics and toys. Wang Heng likes to make some gadgets, and even has a special corner. A processing workshop was built, equipped with various chemicals and steel processing machines.

Wang Heng: "By the way, actually I'm contacting you this time because I want to ask you something."

Wang Heng changed the subject. Usually when others mentioned his family, he would avoid it because in the end, he would only say, "Your parents are too trusting about you!" "You are so independent." It’s great to have money at home.” and the like.

Zhao Qian: "Ask me, I know you are just looking for me for something!"

Wang Heng: "If you want something not simple..."

Zhao Qian: "Let's get down to business!"

Wang Heng: "OK, I want to ask Wei Qi how he usually behaves in school and how his grades are? His mother was worried and asked me to ask her classmates. After thinking about it, you guys are sitting very close, so I just want to see if you know. Know."

Wang Heng lied on the spot without blushing. Men should be able to let lies come out casually. After all, lies are human treasures.

Zhao Qian: "That's it."

Zhao Qian didn't have much doubt. Almost all the girls in the class knew that Wang Heng and Wei Qi were best friends.

That is because Wei Qi is Wang Heng's best friend. The girls in the school give Wang Heng breakfast or snacks, and even give him one. This is the advantage of hanging out with handsome guys. As long as he is thick-skinned enough, he can In my mind, I imagined that Wang Heng got Yu Yin because of his excellence...

Zhao Qian: "Wei Qi is quite serious in school, and his grades are very stable around the middle. He is just a bit dull. He always does some tricks in class. He also likes to mess around with classmates in the back row and likes to borrow homework and copy it. , I gave it to him and he was very annoyed if he still found trouble!/Angry jpg.”

Wang Heng looked at the large message sent by Zhao Qian and grinned slightly.

This Wei Qi can do it. With more development, the two of them can become an enviable young couple.

Wouldn't it be nice to go into a small forest or something when you have time?

Wang Heng specially said a lot of pleasantries first and some words that made Zhao Qian, a student with good grades, more concerned. Zhao Qian successfully put down her guard, and finally asked Wei Qi's grades seemingly casually to see how Wei Qi felt in Zhao Qian's heart. idea.

Girls generally cannot observe the people they pay attention to so carefully. Looking at the words Zhao Qian sent, although there are some small complaints, there is also some resentment in the complaints.

At least Zhao Qian doesn't hate Wei Qi.

Wang Heng: "Okay, okay, thank you. I'll report to Wei Qi's mother first. Get some rest early!"

Wang Heng immediately exited the dialog box after sending the message. The information had been obtained. Zhao Qian's tool time had run out. Why didn't he exit and save it for the New Year?

Now he has mastered a blockbuster piece of information that will make Wei Qi a fool. Let's see what tricks Wei Qi dares to play tomorrow!

"I have mastered Zhao Qian's sense of you. If you mess around tomorrow, prepare to die..."

After saying this, Wang Heng turned off his mobile phone, muted the frantic "Didi Didi" of his mobile phone, and left Wei Qi to be hysterical alone...

Ah, this wonderful life.