Zongman: I have really retired!

Xia Youjie really thought seriously about whether to draw a comic with himself as the protagonist, but he had never studied it, so...

Sure enough, we should use omnipotent weird items, so Xia Youjie decided to ask Yves Sol when he went back this time. He knew that that guy had a lot of weird things.

Yves Sol was also tricked by Xia Youjie. Xia Youjie met Yves Sol when he was on a business trip to the United States. At that time, Yves Sol was already very powerful. No. 7 Art Museum was The code names given to it by humans generally only have code names for weird stories and weirdness that cannot be eradicated. Earlier, because the No. 7 Art Museum could not be moved, the local government adopted the most common method-blockade.

The strength of No. 7 Art Museum comes entirely from its collection. He is not very strong in itself. As long as there is enough food and water, you can live there for a lifetime. The premise is that you can defeat those messy collections.

Most of the collections in the original No. 7 Art Museum were made by humans, so the U.S. government at the time thought of a way. Throwing all the movable monsters there, I originally wanted to consume the strength of both parties. After all, the collection will be damaged if it is used, and then they can reap the benefits. However, it was later discovered that the monsters can absorb and fuse with each other. powerful.

This time it's bad...

It was already quite troublesome for the collection to be made from ordinary humans, but now it was even more exciting to be made from monsters that they had trouble handling in the first place.

It was the early stage of the strange recovery, and governments around the world were powerless in the face of the chaos that was occurring frequently in various places. The United States was powerless even if it wanted to summon some strong people to clear it out - no one could be found!

Do all Americans really want to be superheroes? The United States is a country with a large number of immigrants. There are bound to be contradictions when various ethnic groups from all over the world are mixed together. If you are a first-timer, you are not a fool. What if you are caught and sent to the laboratory as soon as you show up? There are even some awakened people who wish to stay away from the US government, while others wish to overthrow the US government.

It’s not like there are no relevant personnel in the United States. There are local supernatural agents, European witches and mediums, and Chinese Taoist monks. If they are all combined, they are not weak at least.

But... the U.S. government didn't believe it when it could be solved in the early stage. In the middle stage, it added fuel to the fire. In the later stage... it panicked after a bunch of people died and couldn't control the situation, and had no choice but to pinch its nose and ask for help.

And Xia Youjie just happened to bump into him. He was so excited when he saw this guy's ability. If he conquered him, it would be a treasure chest! If Xia Youjie didn't want to eat something strange, he could leave it to it. Without saying a word, Xia Youjie got on board. With his super strength and the eloquence he had developed in the first world, he killed Yves, who was not long after he was born, on the spot. Thor went around and was subdued without even noticing.

Yves Saul:…

Yves Saul said that he is crazy. This guy looks like a human but is actually very evil. Bullying a newborn monster like him is really shameful!

Xia Youjie said it didn't matter, don't even think about running away once you're here, you're in trouble.

At that time, Xia Youjie said that he would catch monsters, train him, and increase his collection. But in fact, he is just a leftover. It’s no wonder why Yves Saul doesn’t like Xia Youjie. He is a big liar! !

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"Satoru, can you be more honest!"

Xia Youjie's tone was hesitant. He put the newly made snacks in his hands on the table, and then pulled Gojo Satoru, who had been clinging to him since he entered the kitchen, down and put him on a chair.

"Jie is too much. You were willing to carry me behind my back before. Are you tired of it~"

Wutiao Maomao felt aggrieved. Jie was a big liar. He could say anything at first, but now he said he was dishonest! !

Where is he being dishonest? ! Isn’t it honest enough that he hasn’t even demolished the house? ?

His crystal-bright eyes looked directly at Xia Youjie, seemingly with a slight hint of accusation and resentment, like a cat that had been abandoned by the shit-sweeper, meowing pitifully at the door, with that cautious look, She really took her appearance to the extreme.

But Xia Youjie, who has long been accustomed to beauty attacks, was not moved by this. Hash marks representing anger began to appear on his head.

At first, he was just apologizing for leaving without saying hello first, and with a little hormonal influence, he would always unconsciously pamper Gojo Satoru like a child in his life.

It's not like Xia Youjie has never taken care of children before, but he has never climbed up the pole like Gojo Satoru. Obviously Mimiko and Nanako are very obedient.

The black-haired boy skillfully used the magic spirit to clean the room.

The snacks that were mostly eaten but spilled all over the floor were cleaned up, the quilt that fell on the floor was neatly folded into tofu cubes and placed on the bed, and the game consoles scattered everywhere were played all night long. Comic books and comic books were also put on the bookshelf according to the size and thickness of the pages. Even the garbage in the trash can was cleaned up by the magic spirit summoned by Xia Youjie.

The soft sunlight in the early morning shone through the curtains, making the room look particularly neat and tidy. The mess from last night was perfectly cleared away. Looking at the orderly room, Xia Youjie nodded with satisfaction.

Gojo Satoru pursed his lips, "Jie, weren't you a nanny in your last life? Why did you like cleaning the room?"

Relying on his stunning face, Gojo Satoru tilted his head like a cat, with a strand of silver-white hair hanging down, making the white-haired boy look like an elf in a fairy tale.

However, elves in fairy tales are not so mean. Xia Youjie said in a gentle tone: "I lived alone in my last life. I lived in the army for a while and developed these habits. And don't you think the room is so clean?" Is it comfortable?"

Gojo Satoru's face was filled with disdain. Thinking that Xia Youjie had been cleaning the room since he got up in the morning and had no time to eat with him, he felt an inexplicable fire rising in his heart, so he deliberately provoked in a long voice: " It seems like you were very idle in your last life, Jie~"

Xia Youjie didn't notice the provocation in Gojo Satoru's tone, and even if he noticed it, he wouldn't care, "That's not true, I'm just not used to others entering my room, and sometimes cleaning the room can make me calm down a lot. .”

Gojo Satoru heard that Xia Youjie lived alone in his last life and didn't like others to enter his room casually. He also remembered that he could sleep with Jie almost every day, and even sleep with his arms around him. After cleaning the room and making a mess but still not being kicked out, the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously, and his mood inexplicably became better. Even Xia Youjie's anger at not having breakfast with him disappeared inexplicably.

"When will Jay go back? Do you want to bring any gifts?"

Gojo Satoru said this in a good mood. Thinking of Xia Youjie saying that he seemed to have a few more children, he curled his lips again.

Why does he like raising children so much? Having raised Mimiko and Nanako was not enough, so I raised a few more. I hope they don’t like to cling to Xia Youjie like Mimiko and Nanako.

otherwise……

Gojo Satoru thought secretly in his heart, otherwise he would have to send them to boarding school like Mimiko and Nanako.

Xia Youjie thought for a long time, and finally said: "Zhongya prefers playing games. The game consoles in that world are relatively backward. You can give him a few new game consoles. If Ranpo likes snacks as much as you, Oda Tsukuru likes to read, and as for Dazai..."

Xia Youjie frowned. He really couldn't think of what kind of gift Dazai Osamu would like. Could it be possible to really give him a set of suicide tools? Who gives this thing as a gift?

"Don't prepare. Anyway, he has my uncle watching over him."

Xia Youjie thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it. Meng Shuxu had forced it on him in the first place, so there were so many things.

"Oh~ Jay really knows them very well~"

Gojo Satoru began to feel sour in his heart again. He pushed the finished breakfast and dessert onto the table and sat down skillfully on the sofa that Xia Youjie had just cleaned. He placed the pillows that Xia Youjie had finally arranged neatly. All were swept to the ground.

Xia Youjie glanced at it but didn't care that the fruits of his labor were destroyed. He just skillfully placed the pillow on the ground on the sofa on the other side.

"So why don't you go?"

"Of course I'm going! And Mala teacher Gojo Satoru will definitely bring them a lot of gifts~"

Gojo Satoru: It’s decided, bring a bunch of homework!

So Gojo Satoru calmly asked Xia Youjie about the ages of those children, and decided to let them experience the dangers of the adult world.

Xia Youjie slowly put the cleaned dishes back into the cupboard. He knew that Gojo Satoru must not have any good intentions, but so what?

Maomao just wanted to play with the children. What could he do wrong?