Zongman: I have really retired!

Xia Youjie's second life is quite exciting, as exciting as a movie. Unfortunately, the ending of this movie is BE.

Unlike his first life, where he had awakened to the art of mantra training since he was a child, his second life awakened too late, and therefore enjoyed an ordinary life for a long time.

Before the accident when he was 16, he had never been exposed to anything in the otherworld. Before he was 16, his biggest worry was probably that the girl in the neighborhood liked him, he had too much homework and no time to play, and the school was too strict and he couldn't help it. Unimportant things like bringing a cell phone.

Although he was also called Xia Youjie in his previous life, his surname was actually Xia and his first name was Youjie.

Because those unreliable parents always liked to eat heavy oily and spicy food when they were pregnant with him, so after he was born, he took it upon himself to add the word "oil" to his name. It was supposed to be "Yi", but it turned out that I typed the polyphonic characters wrong when I applied for the ID card...

Because of his name, he was often laughed at when he was young, so he simply punched them back with his fists. If there was one, he would hit one, and if there were two, he would hit both.

From winning and losing at the beginning to becoming unrivaled, he became the kid king of that community - nicknamed: Brother Jie.

It was simply a dark history. When Xia Youjie grew up, he would be extremely embarrassed every time he recalled it. But at that time, Xia Youjie felt that it was an honor and was very majestic and domineering.

I have to say that those parents are really unreliable! He didn't even notice that his own child stayed up late at night and went to fight.

It was only the next day when the teacher called to say he didn't go to school that they found out that their child had gone out to fight in the middle of the night and hadn't returned home all night.

They even asked him enthusiastically if he had won? As expected, two kinds of people cannot sleep under the same bed...

But those parents were really cute, and it was precisely because of them that after Xia Youjie recovered his memory, he did not firmly believe in the truth again, but lived according to what they said - do what you want to do, and don't care too much about the world. vision.

In that life, he grew up like an ordinary child...

Those parents never treated him as a simple child, but as an adult...

Okay, to put it more seriously... they have not grown up at all. Rather than saying that they brought up Xia Youjie, it is better to say that Xia Youjie brought up himself by being sensible.

But they would celebrate birthdays with Xia Youjie, go on trips together, stay up late and play games together, and even do the troublesome thing of dragging the underage Xia Youjie to nightclubs. Jie does homework together, um...Xia Youjie does homework, and they do work notes...

When Xia Youjie saw a strange black shadow, he found various reasons to fool him...

To be honest, the acting is so poor that everyone can tell they are acting.

The weird stories in the second world are different from the curses in the first world, and ordinary people can also see them.

Xia Youjie saw them occasionally, but they disappeared soon, so Xia Youjie didn't pay much attention.

He could vaguely sense that the job his parents were engaged in was related to those dark shadows, but he had no awakening memory at that time. He just thought it was an ordinary job and did not notice the danger behind that job.

It wasn't until the crisis broke out and he retrieved his memory that he suddenly realized that he had missed so many clues...

He clearly had a chance...he should have noticed...

To be honest, Gui Tan looks much better than the cursed spirit, at least in line with human aesthetics. Maybe the curse spirit takes advantage of the fact that ordinary people can't see it, so it just grows as long as it suits you. It's just that all of them are strange species. There is no ugliest, only uglier.

Of course, this does not mean that all weirdos are good-looking. Weird and weirdan are two kinds of creatures, and weirdan is an evolutionary branch of weird. Usually the more powerful a monster is, the smarter it is. After all, how can you play word games if you are not smart?

Kaitan can still get along with each other, or it can be said that most Kaidan are transformed from humans. After being contaminated, they became weird and then evolved into Kaidan.

And the weird thing is...weak ones like to live in groups, while strong ones like to be alone.

By the way, the more powerful the Kaidan are, the more they like to live in groups - merging with the weaker Kaidans.

Kaitan can coexist with humans. As long as you abide by the rules of Kaitan, you can live well in his realm. Therefore, people in some weak countries will even take the initiative to live in Kaidan - at least it is better than facing irrational monsters head-on. Weirdness comes at a good time.

In short, you just need to remember that most weird things are irrational, and most ghost stories are... quite smart...

Well, all weirdos are good at playing word games. Their IQ is no lower than that of humans. Anyway, Xia Youjie would rather clean up the weirdness in an S-level city. I don’t want to clean up an A-level weird story.

There is a kind of beauty of having your IQ crushed...

After all, Xia Youjie is better at flat A, and it is really difficult for him to follow the rules step by step...

The fact that he could hold back and not release all the weird flat A directly already gave him face! !

The number of weirdos in Kaitan is relatively small, but compared to the weird ones that are just destroyed, Kaitan is really difficult to clean up.

It's almost the difference between the ordinary cursed spirits and the imaginary cursed spirits in the first world.

Most of what Xia Youjie subdued were weird rather than strange stories. Weirdness can be conquered by defeating him, while Kaitan can only be conquered by finding the core item.

Even though he has three 2S-level monsters, he really fed them out bit by bit! ! They were quite rubbish when he first collected them, but he worked tirelessly to feed them out bit by bit! !

The advantage of Kaitan is this - it has high growth potential, and compared to weird and cursed spirits that cannot evolve after being subdued, Kaidan is really cost-effective.

And they are all from abroad...because most of the domestic ones were wiped out from the beginning...physically wiped out...

For example, if this villa becomes a ghost story, the villa will be burned down. It will be fine in the early stage, but it will be too busy in the later stage.

So... Xia Youjie became the cleaner, and all the weird stories in the country in the later period were basically fed to those three guys, otherwise they wouldn't be so strong.

To be honest, Xia Youjie felt that he died a bit humiliated in his previous life. Why did he die at the age of 27 in both lives? Is this some sort of curse?

Well, it's his own choice, just like the innocent parents said - choose the way you like to live and work hard to live.

But it is a pity that Xia Youjie still chose death resolutely. In his second short life, he finally found his former self again.

When he doubted himself because he failed a task, his aunt, his only relative at that time, slapped him hard, grabbed his ears and took him to see a psychiatrist.

Yes, you heard it right...

After Gojo Satoru was slapped by Riko Tenuchi and laughed at for so many years, he was also slapped by his own aunt.

Should he be lucky that Gojo Satoru didn't know about this?

During the treatment of the "psychiatrist", he returned to the first world again, before he could adhere to the so-called right theory.

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Seven or eight-year-old Xia Youjie had just escaped the attack of a level three curse spirit and was hiding in a corner in a panic.

He covered the bleeding wound with his left hand, and covered his mouth with his right hand, trying to calm down the violent breathing caused by exercise.

Damn...

Why is it so strong?

What should I do...I don’t want to die here yet...

Xiao Xia Youjie can clearly imagine the disgusting feeling of the third-level curse spirit sliding across the ground when it is covered in mucus...

With the distance separated by a wall, he could even hear the whispers of the curse spirit. Even if he closed his eyes, he could imagine the mouthparts of the third-level curse spirit exuding a strange aura...

nausea……

So disgusting...I feel like vomiting...

Xiao Xiayoujie tried his best to control himself and gently pressed his abdomen with his hands to relieve the nausea and cramping stomach. His pale face was twisted due to pain, and thin beads of sweat oozed from his forehead.

In order to deal with the third-level curse spirit, he had no choice but to swallow three fourth-level curse spirits in one breath. As a result, he was so nauseous that he had no strength to resist. He could only hide and endure the nausea before fighting back.

Before he could gather the strength to fight back, suddenly, the whispers of the curse spirit outside disappeared. Xiao Xia Youjie was a little curious. Logically speaking, there should be no one in the school at this time.

So who is it?

Xiao Xia Youjie reluctantly held down his cramped stomach and stood up. He looked out cautiously and cautiously...

Who is that guy?

How does it feel...

So familiar?