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After the bride smacked her lips, she put her arm on Li Kui again, plus a thigh.

I'm afraid I won't even be able to use the leverage this time.

Liu Yuanhui had no choice but to quietly walk up to Li Kui and slap Li Kui's face several times.

"Tie Niu? Tien Niu! Get up!"

After calling for a long time, Li Kui remained motionless and snored leisurely.

It almost woke up the bride who was lying on top of Li Kui.

Grandma, what the hell can I do!

Liu Yuanhui had no choice but to exit through the window.

Yang Lu and Xing Marriage have been waiting behind the wooden building for a long time.

"Why have you been gone for so long? Is it that difficult to call someone? Where is Li Kui?" Yang Lu asked.

Liu Yuanhui pointed to the window: "Old Yang, don't stand and talk without hurting your back. You will know if it is difficult if you go in and take a look!"

Yang Lu looked at Liu Yuanhui with disdain, and then jumped in from the window.

Three minutes later, Yang Lu came out. He didn't speak, but just shook his head.

"Oh, what can we do?" Xing Marriage looked sad.

"Sleeping like a dead pig, I think Li Kui is already too happy to miss Shu. Since he wants to stay, let him stay."

After Yang Lu was about to leave, Liu Yuanhui quickly stepped forward to stop him.

"Lao Yang, I have an idea! I can try to wake up the monster bride. Can you wake up Li Kui?" Liu Yuanhui said.

Yang Lu sneered: "Humph! You? You can't even get Li Kui, and you still get that monster bride?"

Liu Yuanhui spread his hands: "If I can, then can you?"

"You can do it, I can do it."

"Okay! I keep my word, just wait here!"

Liu Yuanhui left the two of them for a moment, and then came back soon, holding a fragrant roasted deer head in his hand.

Seeing this, Xing Marry quickly turned around, put his palms together and chanted sutras, and kept saying: "Sin, sin, sin..."

Yang Lu frowned, not knowing what Liu Yuanhui wanted to do for a while.

"You have to speak!"

Liu Yuanhui looked at Yang Lu with a proud look on his face, then jumped into the wooden house with the roasted deer head.

After a minute, the window of the wooden house opened, and Liu Yuanhui slowly climbed out, holding a roasted sheep head in his hand.

Then the bride's head stuck out.

Her eyes were still closed and she was drooling over the sheep's head, but her strong body was stuck in the window frame.

Liu Yuanhui whispered to Yang Lu and the other two: "Shh! Keep your voice down, she's still asleep!"

"Really or not?" Xing Marriage was dumbfounded.

Yang Lu covered Xing Marry's mouth: "She is indeed asleep. If you wake her up and she calls for troops, I will have no choice but to kill her."

Xing Marriage nodded obediently.

Liu Yuanhui waved the roasted sheep head in front of the bride's eyes and then took a few steps back.

The bride, who was still sleeping, felt the deer head run away. She frowned slightly, and then knocked a big hole out of the wooden building with a slight force.

She walked out of the hole and chased in the direction of the deer's head.

Liu Yuanhui stepped back and said, "Lao Yang! It's up to you what happens next. I'll lead her away! Let's meet in the woods opposite the cottage!"

Then Liu Yuanhui ran while holding the deer head, and the bride also chased after him.

Yang Lu nodded, then jumped onto the wooden building with a somersault.

At this time, Li Kui was still snoring on the bed, sleeping like a dead black pig...

Yang Lu stepped forward and slapped him twice, but it had no effect.

With this way of sleeping, if someone came to kill him, he probably wouldn't even know how he died.

How did such a person survive to this day?

After no longer worrying about waking up the bride, Yang Lu raised his foot and stepped hard on Li Kui's stomach without saying a word.

Then only a scream was heard.

"what!!!"

Li Kui's legs and upper body stood up directly, and his whole body was like a check mark.

Li Kui, who was exhausted from diarrhea last night, could not withstand Yang Lu's blow at this time!

He turned over and knelt on the bed, unable to recover for a long time.

"Yang Lu, grandpa is not done with you! Oh ho ho ho..."

Yang Lu didn't change his expression: "Not finished? Okay, I'll teach you at any time, but you'd better get up quickly. Liu Yuanhui finally lured the monster away. If you don't run away, you will never have a chance again."

After Li Kui heard this, he instantly felt that the pain in his stomach was no longer important, and he stood up smoothly.

"Commander Yang, let's go!" Li Kui's eyes lit up.

Yang Lu glanced at him and then jumped off the wooden building.

Li Kui turned around, picked up his ax and jumped out.

The three jumped out of the wooden fence of the cottage and ran into the woods.

After a while, Liu Yuanhui, the Shenxing Taibao, ran over.

Liu Yuanhui raised three trembling fingers and said in a panic: "Oh my god, three mouthfuls! Just three mouthfuls!"

"What three?" Yang Lu asked.

Liu Yuanhui took a few breaths and swallowed: "That monster ate the whole roasted deer head in three mouthfuls, not even a bone was left!"

A trace of fear appeared on Li Kui's face: "Oh my God, Brother Liu, let's go quickly!"

When Liu Yuanhui saw Li Kui, he immediately stepped forward, hugged Li Kui, and asked with a wicked smile: "Oh, isn't this the groom? How about it? Did you lose your virginity last night?"

Li Kui wiped his sweat and replied: "I couldn't even stand up last night. A few savages carried me back, and I fell asleep after that."

Liu Yuanhui suddenly realized: "Oh! I understand, it's not losing one's virginity, it's indecency!"

"Okay! Why are you talking so much? Hurry up and leave! I just got one of the three medicinal herbs! I don't know if I can return the whole body now!" Yang Lu said.

"That's right, we have to hurry up. Li Kui's wife just woke up after eating the deer head. If she can't see Li Kui when she goes back, it will be useless. How can you bear the pain of lovesickness? Hahaha!"

Li Kui looked embarrassed: "Brother Liu laughed at me Tieniu again!"

While several people were talking, suddenly the ground began to shake.

"Damn it, what's going on! There's an earthquake?!" Liu Yuanhui shouted.

At this time, the birds and rabbits in the surrounding jungle began to flee one after another, and the dew on the trees was shaken off.

Only a sound of "Boom! Boom! Boom!" was heard.

"It's an earthquake! Everyone, get down quickly!" Xing Marriage shouted.

Then Liu Yuanhui and Li Kui both fell to the ground.

At this time, Yang Lu said: "No, this is not an earthquake, someone is coming."

Liu Yuanhui raised his head: "Lao Yang, don't be kidding me. Even if the dinosaurs come, they won't have the power to shake the ground, right?"

At this time, a cry suddenly came from the direction of the village not far away.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The four of them looked up and saw Li Kui's giant bride running towards them with "heavy" steps and shouting.

I saw her face full of anger, her eyes flashing red, and she rushed over with a grin on her face.

Every time the huge foot hits the ground, it will cause a shock!

Li Kui and Liu Yuanhui were shocked at this time!

My God, this is really a giant!

Liu Yuanhui and Li Kui quickly got up and ran away.

Yang Lu hugged Xing Marriage around the waist, carried her on his shoulders, and followed.

"Lao Yang, how did she know we were in this direction!?" Liu Yuanhui asked as he ran.