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"Ga! Ga! Ga!" Li Kui was twitching as if he had asthma. He looked like he was about to have a seizure. He had difficulty breathing and was about to suffocate.

Liu Yuanhui looked sympathetic: "Oh, I shouldn't mention such a sensitive word as 'consummation' at this time. Yuan Jin, please show it to your Uncle Beard."

Xing Marriage came to Li Kui, took a look, and then said: "Yintang is blue, his pupils are dilated, his face is congested, and he has difficulty breathing."

"Okay Yuan Jin, let's get to the point!"

"Just scared."

Xing Marriage came up behind Li Kui, then stood up, raised his little hand and slapped Li Kui on the back.

"what!"

Li Kui continued to smoke, his face almost turning purple.

This playful slap obviously had no effect.

"Just give him a few hard blows on the back and he'll be fine, right?" Liu Yuanhui asked.

Xing Marriage put away his horse, put down his hands and adjusted his breathing: "Yes, you must be more vigorous!"

Liu Yuanhui stepped forward to pull away the marriage, then gathered his inner strength and gave Li Kui a hard slap.

Then Li Kui vomited out a mouthful of old blood!

Liu Yuanhui was frightened and asked gratefully: "Damn it, Yuan Jin, didn't you say you slapped me hard? Why are you vomiting blood?"

Xing You waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay. Uncle Huzi's heart was disordered just now, and the blood clot blocked the infuriating energy, causing suffocation. Now that you have beaten the clot out, you will get better after taking a rest."

At this time, Li Kui burst into tears: "No! I, Tieniu, have never even touched a woman's hand since I was born, and now I have to fight this monster for the first time... I can't live anymore!"

"Oh, then you are really at a loss. Could it be that the legendary... virginity was given to a ghost?" Liu Yuanhui sighed as he picked his nostrils.

"I'm going to die now!" Li Kui stood up and was about to jump into the sinkhole.

After reaching the edge of the sinkhole, he suddenly stopped: "Huh? Why didn't you stop me?"

Liu Yuanhui seemed to be waking up from a dream. He walked over slowly, hugged Li Kui slowly, and shouted in a tone as if he had just woken up: "Oh, Tieniu, don't jump, you are still young, and you still have a lot of time." It’s a long way!”

Li Kui pulled away from Liu Yuanhui with a look of disgust on his face: "Okay, okay! Brother Liu, you are so fake. I see you look confident. Do you have a solution? Tell me!"

Liu Yuanhui was confused.

There is a way? When did I say I had a solution? Li Kui doesn't have three hundred taels of silver here?

No, even if there is no way now, I have to say there is a way.

Otherwise, if the Tieniu really makes a fuss, they will be passive at that time. Not to mention that Snow Lotus cannot get it, everyone's lives will be in danger!

There is no other way, just take it one step at a time!

"Uh... yes, I thought of a perfect solution!" Liu Yuanhui said.

Li Kui's eyes lit up: "Ah? Really? Say it, say it!"

"The solution is for you to consummate your marriage with that monster."

"What kind of bullshit are you doing?"

"Oh, anyway, just listen to me first, and I will decide what happens next!"

Li Kui scratched his chest hair doubtfully.

"You mean to fake consummation, right?"

"Yes, you can understand that. Anyway, let's catch up with those savages first, otherwise we may not be able to get out!"

After Liu Yuanhui said that, he chased in the direction in which the savage left.

Yang Lu also followed suit.

Li Kui stayed there for a moment, but he also knew that he couldn't think of any other way with his own brain. At this moment, he could only listen to Liu Yuanhui first.

"Hey! Wait for me!"

Li Kui caught up with him while holding up his grass skirt.

Along the way, Yang Lu left marks on all the surrounding tree trunks.

Half an hour later, everyone returned to the savage's village again.

"Okay, it's getting late, it's time to enter the bridal chamber!" said the old leader.

At this time, the bride Honghua was drooling and walked towards Li Kui.

Li Kui looked up and then vomited again.

Liu Yuanhui leaned into Li Kui's ear and whispered: "Brother Tieniu, it's okay. You should be used to vomiting and vomiting! As soon as the lights are turned off and the eyes are closed, the endurance will pass. The grievances you suffered today will be gone in the future." I will definitely repay you twice as much! Everyone’s life and death depends on you!"

Li Kui gritted his teeth and then closed his eyes: "You have said so, what else can I say? But today's matter must not be mentioned to anyone! The special one is Brother Yi!"

"Don't worry, I, Liu Yuanhui, will do what I say!"

Li Kui looked sad, opened his arms and closed his eyes, as if a strong man was about to die calmly.

At this time, the night wind blew against him, and Liu Yuanhui felt a biting chill, as if he was already on the bank of the windy Yishui River in Yanbei, watching Jing Ke leave in the direction of Hangu Pass.

"The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man is gone and never comes back! Have a good journey, good brothers!" Liu Yuanhui whispered to himself.

At this time, the bride had already arrived in front of Li Kui, and then a princess hugged Li Kui, and then walked towards her wooden house drooling.

At this moment, Li Kui suddenly started to have a stomachache, and the thousand-year-old snow he had eaten had an effect!

I saw Li Kui vomiting on the bride's chest with a "wow" sound, and then turned over while holding his stomach.

"Toilet! Where is the toilet?! It's about to spurt out!" Li Kui shouted.

The old man replied: "There is no toilet here, you can find a place nearby to perform your duties yourself!"

"Where's the toilet paper? Toilet paper!" Li Kui asked next.

"What is toilet paper?" asked the old leader.

"Oh, it's just the thing that wipes shit from your butt!"

Li Kui was anxious to teach him, but the old man walked slowly to a tree, picked off the leaves and waved them in front of Li Kui's eyes...

"Oh, why don't you just say Ye Zi and it's over?!" After Li Kui said this, he covered his hips and rushed into the woods at a speed of 100 meters.

The old man then called a few savages to whisper a few words, and then the savages followed in the direction of Li Kui.

"It seems that Li Kui is completely targeted." Yang Lu said while holding Tang Dao.

Let me go. It seems that the snow on this iceberg has indeed expired and gone bad. I still want to try it, but luckily I held back!

Liu Yuanhui thought for a while, then looked at the bride, and saw that the bride was licking the vomit left by Li Kui on her body with relish, with a lustful expression on her face.

Then Liu Yuanhui and Xing Marriage immediately vomited!

Even Yang Lu, who had seen the world, felt a little uncomfortable and turned away.

The old leader came to them and said: "Guys, now that the wedding is over, it's getting late. My old lady has to go to bed. You can live in a few wooden buildings over there. Take it easy."

Liu Yuanhui, who was turning blue, wiped his mouth and replied: "Yes, yes, the old man can't stay up late. You should rest quickly. We have to sleep too. I wish the two newlyweds a hundred years of harmony!"

He said he was blessing the newlyweds, but Liu Yuanhui didn't dare to look at the bride.

"Then I'll thank you on behalf of Honghua and my great-grandson-in-law!"

After saying this, the old leader turned and left with the help of two servants.

"Oh, what a simple village life!" Liu Yuanhui sighed with emotion.

"How about you stay here?" Yang Lu said.

"Hey! I'm not suitable here. If I tarnish the simplicity here, wouldn't it be a sin? Let's get down to business. There are still many people here. After a while, there will be fewer people in the village, and we will quietly go out to get the snow lotus. ."

"Is she going to follow?"

Yang Lu pointed at Xing You who was still vomiting and said.