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Liu Yuanhui leaned back on the chair and said infatuatedly: "It goes without saying that when you were born, it must have been a day like today, with snow all over the sky! Hiccup!"

"Hahaha, you only guessed half of it!" Yelu Feixue stood up, grabbed the wine jar and took a sip, then sat on Liu Yuanhui's lap and put her arms around his neck: "When I was born, it started to rain. The first snow of that year! So from then on, the first heavy snow of every year is my birthday, Yelu Feixue!"

Liu Yuanhui sat up suddenly: "So today is your birthday?"

Yelu Feixue replied: "Birthday? Yes, you can call it that!"

"What's your birthday?"

"Just turned twenty-two."

Liu Yuanhui stood up, picked up Yelv Feixue, and placed him gently on the chair.

"Feixue, wait for me here!" Liu Yuanhui said and ran out.

After a while, he came back, holding a whole roasted lamb in his hand, with twenty-two candles of different lengths stuck on it.

Yelu Feixue's eyes were full of confusion: "Yuanhui, what are you... doing?"

Liu Yuanhui placed the whole sheep in front of Yelu Feixue, clapped his hands and sang a happy birthday song: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Looking at everything in front of her, Yelu Feixue felt a warm current in her heart.

While she was flowing water, she was beating the rhythm to Liu Yuanhui's somewhat off-key singing.

After singing the song, Liu Yuanhui pointed at the candle and said, "Feixue, close your eyes and make a wish, and then blow out the candle!"

Yelu Feixue smiled and said, "Okay! My wish is..."

"Hey! Don't say it, it won't work!"

"Oh! That's great!"

She then used all her strength to blow out all the candles on the roasted lamb.

Liu Yuanhui picked up the knife, cut off a piece of lamb leg, and handed it to Yelu Feixue.

"Come! Birthday leg of lamb, if you eat it, you will live a long life!"

"Hahaha, good!"

Yelv Feixue asked while gnawing on the leg of lamb: "Yuanhui, don't you Han people eat longevity noodles on your birthday? Are these candles and roasted whole lamb?"

"Well...hey, you don't care where this custom is, I'm just asking you if you are happy?"

"happy!"

"That's enough! Hahahaha."

At this time, Liu Yuanhui clapped his hands fiercely. Oops, he was so happy that he almost forgot about the real thing!

When Liu Yuanhui saw dozens of burly men sitting in the wine shop, he immediately raised the wine jar and frantically sprinkled the jar full of wine on everyone.

"Come on, spray champagne on you! Today is Feixue's birthday, everyone, get excited!" Liu Yuanhui stood on the table and shouted.

As the saying goes, if you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk. Yelu Feixue, who hasn't been so happy for a long time, is like an alcoholic, looking at the insane Liu Yuanhui and having fun.

Everyone who had their wine poured on them for no reason could bear it any longer. They all picked up their chairs, cursed and walked over to Liu Yuanhui.

"Nice! The fish is hooked!" Liu Yuanhui was overjoyed and hurriedly hid behind Yelu Feixue.

"Feixue, they are going to hit me!" Liu Yuanhui grabbed Yelv Feixue's thigh and said coquettishly.

After hearing this, Yelu Feixue, who was drunk and drunk, got up and shouted: "Who dares to beat my husband! I will kill him!"

Then there was only a burst of yelling and wailing in the wine shop, and from time to time, burly men flew out of the door and windows.

Fifteen minutes later, the entire wine shop was in a mess, with dozens of people lying on the ground moaning and screaming with bruises and swollen faces.

Yelu Feixue carried a jar of wine and staggered out of the wine shop with Liu Yuanhui in her arms.

Fights between drunken people were common in Zhongjing, but this was the first time that dozens of people were beaten up by a single woman.

People immediately gathered in front of the wine shop and offered money to watch the fun.

"Feixue, look, Hiccup! They are all here to celebrate your birthday! Say hello to everyone and invite them to come to your place, Hiccup! Sit down at the Marshal's Mansion!" Liu Yuanhui's eyes were blurry, and he could hardly stand. .

Yelv Feixue smiled and said, "Huh? Really? Hahaha, in previous years, birthdays were celebrated in the palace or in the military camp. This year, people actually celebrated my birthday on the street, hahaha!"

Yelu Feixue, who was so happy, was a little carried away at this time.

She shouted loudly: "Today is my birthday, Yelu Feixue. One of you, one by one, will go to my house at night, just... Huh? Yuanhui, where does my family come from?"

"The Grand Marshal's Mansion in Zhongjing!" Liu Yuanhui stuttered.

"Yes! Zhongjing Marshal's Mansion! You all come over here today and we'll drink for three days and three nights!"

After the two of them walked away, Yelu Gulan appeared in the crowd and said loudly: "Everyone, my master, Marshal Yelu Feixue, drank too much today and was just talking nonsense. She went back to the Marshal's Mansion to rest. Don't worry about it!"

Along the way, the excited Yelu Feixue kept shouting about celebrating her birthday at the Commander's Mansion today, and wished she could invite the entire Daliao Kingdom over.

Liu Yuanhui supported Yelu Feixue swayingly, his red face full of pride.

Not far behind them, Yelu Gulan explained loudly that Yelu Feixue was indeed going back to the Commander's Mansion, but she was just making up the matter of celebrating her birthday...

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At the same time, Dabai turned into a concubine again, returned to the harem and tore off the leg hair on Emperor Tianzuo's other leg in the same way. Emperor Tianzuo, who had been drugged, woke up again.

"My beloved concubine, why do I always fall asleep when I have sex with you, and even when I wake up, a piece of hair on my body will fall off?" Emperor Tian Zuo asked aggrievedly, rubbing his calf.

Dabai said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, you are still saying that you are still here to act cheaply even though you are so beautiful! My concubine got rid of the hair on your body. It's too prickly and I don't like it! If you don't want to, just treat my concubine." Your sins are healed!"

Emperor Tian Zuo said quickly: "My beloved concubine, I love you so much. Not to mention punishing you, I can't bear to let you lose even one hair! Let me make it up to you. What do you want, my beloved concubine?"

"Hmph! After I entered the palace, you let me sleep in the harem every day, and you didn't take me out of the palace!" Dabai turned his head and complained.

Emperor Tianzuo has been enjoying himself in the harem since he came to the throne. He has not thought about leaving the palace for many years. When Dabai mentioned it, he suddenly became interested.

"Oh, by the way, leaving the palace! If my beloved concubine hadn't mentioned it, I would never have thought of leaving the palace to play. I haven't been to Zuixian Tower in the east of the city for many years! I miss it so much!" Emperor Tian Zuo looked longingly.

After hearing this, Dabai grabbed Emperor Tianzuo's ear and scolded him: "Huh? Is it possible that the emperor still wants to carry his concubine to the brothel?"

"Ouch! Ouch! My beloved, why are your hands so strong! Ouch! My beloved is so beautiful, why would I go to a brothel?" Emperor Tian Zuo begged for mercy.

Dabai let go of Emperor Tian Zuo and pouted: "Your Majesty, you are not allowed to go to the brothel anymore. If you go again, I will ignore you!"

"My beloved concubine! I swear that I will never step into a brothel! This time I will listen to my beloved concubine when we go out! I will summon the imperial army to escort us out of the city!"

"No! Your Majesty, please think about it. If you take so many people out of the city, the people will be scared away when they see you. Where can there be any excitement? Wouldn't it be more fun for us to go out of the palace incognito?"