The Song Dynasty shocked the world by earning 100 million at the beginning

At the same time, by Taihu Lake.

"Brother Liu, is he trying to trick me, Tieniu?" Li Kui stood in Taihu Lake and took off dozens of people's clothes. He didn't even see a single person with two belly buttons! He rubbed his head and frowned.

In front of him, a young boy who was caught by him was crying and begging for mercy: "Grandpa! Grandpa! I have taken off my clothes too. Can you let me go?"

"Grandma's fault! You're not that birdie from Fang La! Why do you come to Taihu Lake to catch fish?! It's a waste of grandpa's time! Huh?!" Li Kui shouted with his eyes wide open.

"Grandpa, have mercy! Grandpa, have mercy! I swear I will never come to Taihu Lake again! Oh! I will never catch fish again!" the boy said repeatedly.

Li Kui threw the boy to the ground: "Get out!!"

The boy even rolled away and crawled away, not even having time to take away the fishing gear propped up on the shore.

Seeing him leaving, Li Kui became more and more irritable.

Looking for it like this, when will it be the end!

While he was feeling depressed, a pair of young girls came over talking and laughing.

Li Kui looked at the two of them, wondering in his heart: "Isn't this Fang La a woman? Oh! It's all my fault that I was too impatient and forgot to ask brother Liu whether Fang La is a boy or a girl! Damn it!"

Li Kui thought while staring at the two girls.

Upon seeing this, the two girls quickly picked up their fans and covered half of their faces, looking at Li Kui with disgust.

Li Kui couldn't take his eyes away.

After a long while, a girl finally couldn't bear it anymore, put down her fan and shouted: "You black thief! What are you looking at in broad daylight!? Be careful, I will take you to the official!"

Li Kui, who was wandering and thinking, finally realized what he was doing, and then he quickly lowered his head with an embarrassed look on his face, not knowing where to put his hands.

"Huh!" The girls glared at Li Kui and turned to leave.

When Li Kui and Li Kui were about to leave, they quickly called out: "Hey...that! Two...sisters!"

Since he was born, he has hardly interacted with any woman except my mother, so he was very nervous and at a loss when he saw a girl.

The two girls turned around, still looking at Li Kui with disgust, and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Li Kui waved his hand and took a step back, saying in a low voice: "Sisters, don't get me wrong, Tie... I just want to inquire about something!"

The girl turned around and said, "I didn't expect you, a black man from the mountains, to know some etiquette. Tell me, what do you want to ask?"

"Hey! Thank you two sisters! I'll ask you now!" Li Kui wiped the sweat from his hands on his pants, squeezed out a smile and said, "I wonder if the two sisters have seen each other on the bank of Taihu Lake..."

"Huh? Have you seen anything? We have lived by Taihu Lake since childhood. Maybe we can help you!"

"Yes! Although you look a bit ugly, you don't look like a bad person. Just tell me!"

Seeing Li Kui's hesitation, the two girls simply asked.

Li Kui took a deep breath, stepped forward and asked loudly: "You two girls, have you ever seen a girl with two belly buttons by the Taihu Lake?"

After saying that, he opened his eyes and waited for the answer.

The two girls were stunned for a moment, then screamed loudly: "Ah!! The thief! Come and catch the thief!!!"

At the shout, passers-by looked towards Li Kui one after another.

Li Kui was frightened by these screams and backed away: "Sisters! Don't get me wrong! I'm not a thief!"

"You thief! Someone come and catch the thief!" the two girls kept shouting.

After a while, a group of people armed with shovels, pickaxes and clubs ran out of the surrounding alleys!

"Where is the lewd thief! Catch him and see him!"

"Over there! That black guy is a thief!"

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Li Kui, who was already panicking, saw everyone rushing toward him, so he quickly ran away...

The people chasing him ran and shouted, and passers-by also joined in...

Gradually, he was surrounded by the lake, and then in desperation, he slipped and fell into Taihu Lake...

Li Kui, who could not swim, was quickly caught with a fishing net and sent to the court of Pingjiang Prefecture.

Pingjiang Prefecture Yin Ji Yimei is an old man in his seventies. Although he is a little forgetful, he is a good official.

"You are so bold and unruly that you actually killed a decent woman in broad daylight!" In the courtroom, Ji Yimei slapped Xiangmu and shouted loudly.

Li Kui, who was tied up by Wuhua Da, sat on the ground and vomited a mouthful of lake water and shouted: "Grandma! You bitch! When did grandpa kill a woman?!"

"How outrageous!? You robbed a good woman and you dared to shout in court!" Ji Yimei slapped the wood again and scolded her.

Li Kui was confused after hearing this: "Why did it become robbery again?"

Everyone present almost fainted. What kind of memory does this county magistrate have? !

The master behind Ji Yimei coughed quickly and whispered in his ear: "Master Ji! Teasing! Teasing!"

Ji Yimei finally heard clearly: "Ah, yes! How dare you molest a decent woman! Give me fifty bucks!"

After hearing this, Li Kui quickly struggled to stand up: "You old stubborn! You're going to beat me without even a trial! Your grandpa Hei never does such despicable things as molesting girls!"

Ji Yimei took back the command arrow that was about to be thrown out, nodded and said: "What you said makes some sense, then I will interrogate you and say! Who are you? Where are you from? What are you doing in Pingjiang Mansion? !? Why are you teasing a decent woman?!"

Li Kui replied loudly: "Grandpa, I am Li Kui, the hero of Liangshan and the Black Tornado! I came to Taihu Lake to catch the rebel Fang La!"

Everyone retreated when they heard Li Kui's name.

Ji Yimei squinted and thought about it: "Li Kui? Why does it sound so familiar?"

The master stepped forward again and said: "Master, Liangshan bandits!"

"Oh! It turns out they are Liangshan...Liangshan bandits! Hurry! Kidnap and send to Bianliang to be executed!"

Ji Yimei was so frightened that she stood up and shouted.

Li Kui said without changing his expression: "Grandpa was invited by the imperial court to suppress the rebellion! I'm not afraid of being sent to Bianliang! It's not like Grandpa Bianliang has never been there before!"

The master said to Ji Yimei: "Master, you have forgotten again! The official document just came from the court last month. The Liangshan bandits have been recruited. The leader Song Jiang led his troops south to Square La. A few days ago, the Liangshan army was resting in our Pingjiang Mansion. !”

Ji Yimei nodded: "It is true! Since he was sent by the imperial court, let Liu Kui go!"

"Master! It's not Liu Kui, it's Li Kui! You haven't tried him yet for molesting a good woman!" the master said again.

Ji Yimei slapped her thigh: "Ouch! Look at my memory!"

Then he patted Xiangmu again: "Even if you are sent by the imperial court to suppress the rebellion, you cannot molest good women in the street! Come on! Put this Li Gui in jail first, and wait until I find out before making a decision! Retreat!"

"You bitch official! Why should I be detained!? Grandpa is not guilty! Not guilty!" Li Kui was dragged down by the government officials while struggling...

Ji Yimei then said to the master: "Find someone to go to the imperial army's army camp and ask if there is anyone named Liu Gui!"

"Master! It's Li Kui!"

"Ah, yes! Li Kui Li Kui! Go ahead and do it!"

"Subordinate to obey!"