The Song Dynasty shocked the world by earning 100 million at the beginning

Compared with Song Huizong, who was enjoying himself very much at this time, the other "emperor" Fang La had been unhappy in his palace for several days.

Since the last time he ran naked in the street, Fang La has been in a state of despair and hates the imperial army for suppressing the rebellion.

While drinking tea, the blue-robed Taoist priest walked into the palace, cupped his hands and said: "Holy Duke! It has been found out that the commander of Xiuzhou a few days ago was Liu Yuanhui, the commander of the imperial army of Bianliang Imperial City."

"Liu Yuanhui? What a familiar name!" Fang La thought for a moment and suddenly jumped up: "Could it be that bad guy Liu Yuanhui from the World Cuju Competition!?"

"It's him! And..."

"What else?"

"The last time he shot you...the one who shot you last time was one of his subordinates named Yue Fei!"

Fang La slammed the tea cup in his hand to the ground and roared: "Ah! This gangster used vile means to win the Cuju competition last time. This time he caused me to suffer shame and humiliation! I'm really angry!"

When Fang La thought about this, the wound on his butt began to hurt again.

"Holy Duke, now the imperial army has gathered outside Xiuzhou City, with a total of more than 90,000 people. What do you want to see next?"

"I want to fight him!" Fang La shouted with his fists clenched.

The Taoist priest in blue replied: "Holy Duke! We have a good location. As long as we defend the city well, the imperial army will retreat within three months. I don't think it is necessary to fight with them!"

Fang La shouted: "I have made up my mind! Gather 150,000 troops for me within two days! I will give him a challenge!"

"I obey!" The blue-clothed mage said and left.

The next day, the battle was about to begin.

Fang La, who was in a complicated mood, came to Linglunxuan, the first music hall in Hangzhou.

During the period when he returned from the defeat in Xiuzhou, he was depressed every day.

Later, his subordinates told him that a top musician had come to Hangzhou and he could listen to music to relieve his depression.

Fang La came here because of the famous music, but he hit it off with the musician Li Xiaoxiao. Whenever he felt depressed, he would come to Li Xiaoxiao to listen to the music or have a chat.

"Little girl, I'm here again!" Fang La walked into Linglunxuan and shouted.

Li Xiaoxiao's voice came from upstairs: "Are you Fang Yuanwai? Please come up!"

Fang La immediately led two guards to the second floor.

"White hunchback, go get some tea!"

Li Xiaoxiao said to a hunchback old man next to him with a tumor on his chin.

"What song did the little girl play today? I wonder if I'm disturbing you?" Fang La said, rubbing his hands.

Li Xiaoxiao replied: "If Fang Yuan is away, you have been taking care of the store's business during this period. It's not too late for Xiaoxiao to thank you!"

Just as he was talking, the hunchback old man served a cup of West Lake Longjing, and then stood behind Li Xiaoxiao.

Fang La took a sip of tea and said, "I've been feeling depressed these past few days, thanks to the little girl who played me some music."

"Except for Fang Yuan, victory or defeat is a common matter for military officers, so don't worry too much about it!"

"The little girl is absolutely right! I am ready to avenge you!"

"how do I say this?"

"I will lead an army of 150,000 to a decisive battle with the imperial army!"

"Is there still going to be a war?"

"That's right!"

"How are we going to fight? When are we going to fight? Where are we going to fight?"

Fang La was stunned for a moment after hearing this.

Li Xiaoxiao quickly said: "Ah! Did the slave family ask too many questions? Look, how can I, a woman, understand this war! The slave family talked too much! Please forgive me!"

Fang La replied: "Little girl, you are worrying too much! You are my confidante. You have told me your miserable life experience before. There is nothing else I can't say!"

As he spoke, he glanced meaningfully at the hunchbacked old man behind her.

Li Xiaoxiao saw Fang La's fear and said with a smile: "Except member Fang, Bai Tuozi is mute and illiterate. Seeing that you are so fearful, I guess the war must be about military affairs, so don't force it, and even if you say it The slave family will never understand it! That’s all!”

Fang La quickly said: "Little girl, you are worrying too much! This time I plan to lead 150,000 troops from Hangzhou, then go north along the canal via Chang'an Town to Haining, and then form an array in the nearby plains to lead them to a decisive battle!"

"One hundred and fifty thousand, that's a lot! Then how many people are there!"

"More than ninety thousand people!"

"Then Fang Yuanwai will definitely win! There are many of you!"

"Hahahahaha! The little girl really doesn't know how to fight! Winning or losing a war is not determined by the number of people! It depends on the commander's strategy and the morale of the army! However, this time the imperial army came from afar and was not familiar with the terrain and climate of Jiangnan. If there is a decisive battle, they will definitely lose!"

"Fang Yuanwai's plan is indeed unparalleled in the world! I wonder when you will set off?"

"We can lead the troops and set off the day after tomorrow!"

"But Fang Yuanwai, if you take away all the soldiers, what will happen to the city of Hangzhou?"

"Don't worry, Xiaoxiao! I will leave 30,000 guards in Hangzhou City, and Hangzhou City is protected by the Holy Ancestor. Even if there are millions of troops and horses, they will never be able to break the city!"

Li Xiaoxiao paused and said, "That little piss is here waiting for you to come back victorious!"

……

Fang La and Li Xiaoxiao chatted for half an hour and left Linglunxuan after listening to a few songs.

"Xiao Xiao has gained a lot today! Do you think what Fang La said is true?"

The mute Bai Tuozi suddenly straightened up and said.

Li Xiaoxiao nodded: "Miss Bai, I see that Fang La's tone of voice is calm and his expression is determined, and everything he says is true! Don't worry!"

"Your vision is absolutely right!" The old man with a white hunchback praised.

"I just don't know if the holy ancestor he is talking about is the god in their teachings, or if there is really some psychic figure!" Li Shishi frowned.

"This is not urgent at the moment. I will send you the important military information first!" Dabai took off his mask after saying this, tore off a piece of paper from the booklet in his arms, and started writing with the small brush he carried with him.

Then she released the parrot from the cage, tied the written note to the parrot's leg, went to the window and released the parrot.

In the afternoon, Liu Yuanhui was taking a nap in the big tent outside Xiuzhou City.

Hearing a "pop" sound, he jumped up from his chair in fright.

After wiping his saliva, he saw that it was Li Kui who slapped his ax on the table!

"Brother Liu! What do you mean! Our Liangshan army has been here for five days! Why haven't you set off yet! Why don't you give me Tieniu five hundred elite soldiers? I will rush into Hangzhou City and chop up Fang La's birdman. The dog head will come back to serve you wine!"

After Li Kui arrived in Xiuzhou with the Liangshan infantry, he came to Liu Yuanhui's tent every day carrying an ax and shouting.

Liu Yuanhui sat down, fiddled with the command flag in his hand and said, "Brother Dahei, do you know how much food and grass it will take for five hundred elite soldiers to go on an expedition?"

"..."

"Do you know how long it takes to get to Hangzhou from here? Is it by water? Or by dry road?"

"..."

"How many soldiers and horses does Fang La have?"

"..."

"Will there be an ambush along the way?"

"..."

"say something!"

"Tieniu doesn't know! Why do you think so much! Then I will go to Hangzhou City and scold Fang La until his head is bloody, and lure him out of the city to fight with me! Then chop off his head! What a simple thing! It’s better than blowing in the wind every day. It’s cloudy and humid here, which makes Tieniu feel uncomfortable! I don’t know what you’re waiting for!”

After speaking, Li Kui threw a pair of axes on the ground, sat aside, took out the wine gourd from his arms and took a sip of wine.

Liu Yuanhui was about to speak.

Suddenly a parrot flew into the tent and landed on Liu Yuanhui's shoulder.