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Chapter 247 I am Fang La, I am definitely not alive anymore

The inn gradually became quiet.

But things are not so peaceful at the city gate of Hangzhou.

At this time, Fang La and his party, each holding a broken tree trunk, finally returned to Hangzhou after going through many dangers.

The city gate has been closed.

A soldier shouted to Fang La at the bottom of the city: "The Holy Duke has an order! No one is allowed to enter the city after midnight! If you want to come in, wait until tomorrow morning!"

The exhausted Fang La leaned on a wooden stick and shouted at the soldiers on the city wall: "Hurry... open the city gate quickly! I, I, I am the Holy Duke!"

Fang La raised his half-broken rosewood sword with trembling arms.

The soldiers at the top of the city looked at the five men in ragged clothes and with messy hair covering their faces, with disdain on their faces.

Gee, who else but a beggar would be dressed like this?

"Holy Duke? Where are your 100,000 troops? Where are your five protectors? Where are your giants? Holy Duke can soar into the clouds and mist, float in the air and meditate. Why don't you float for a moment to show me! Humph! If you were Emperor Holy Duke , that grandpa is your grandpa, the Holy Ancestor of the Emperor! Get out of here! Grandpa Zabugun will send you to see the Holy Ancestor with arrows! Archers are ready!"

As soon as the leader of the soldiers in the city finished speaking, the men around him drew their bows and pointed them at Fang La!

"Holy Duke! We have lost all our internal strength and are in such a miserable state. I'm afraid I won't be able to enter the city today! It's better to come back tomorrow at dawn!" the Taoist priest in blue advised.

Fang La looked at the soldiers on the city wall, and his eyes were filled with anger: "When we enter the city tomorrow! I will kill all the blind soldiers on duty tonight! Let's go!"

The few people had no choice but to end up in a dilapidated thatched house outside the city.

Fang La was lying on the haystack, with the arrow on his butt sticking up high...

Several people were tortured by mosquitoes and cockroaches in the thatched house all night.

Before dawn the next day, they arrived at the edge of the city early.

At this time, the gate of the city was full of defeated soldiers who had returned from Xiuzhou, all of them abandoned their helmets and armor and were in a miserable state.

As the sky grew brighter, the city gate slowly opened, and all the remaining soldiers rushed into the city. Fang La and the others also hurriedly walked towards the city.

Before taking two steps, Fang La was pulled hard by a soldier behind him: "You stinky beggar! Don't block grandpa's way!"

The soldier cursed and squeezed in front of Fang La.

Fang La, who had recovered some of his skills, immediately reached out and grabbed the soldier's hair and roared: "I'm blinding you! I am your Grandpa Fang La!"

Then, Fang La raised his knee and hit the soldier hard on the back of the head!

Just hearing the sound of a skull breaking, the soldier fainted immediately...

The people around him were so frightened that they backed away.

At this time, a general in the crowd recognized Fang La and shouted: "It's really the Holy Duke! Long live the Holy Duke!"

I saw the surrounding soldiers kneeling down collectively: "Long live the Holy Duke!"

Fang La suddenly panicked...

He originally planned to enter the city in a low-key manner, find a medical clinic to remove the arrow from his butt, then take a shower and change clothes before appearing in front of the people in the city, but at this moment he was recognized directly!

Fang La was feeling awkward and awkward about making such a high-profile appearance, but he didn't know that a soldier with a loud voice in front shouted to the city: "The Holy Duke is back! Welcome him quickly!"

The people in the city also rushed to welcome him.

Afterwards, the crowd around Fang La quickly retreated to both sides.

The appearance of Fang La and several mages was immediately exposed in front of everyone!

In front of everyone, the five people looked embarrassed.

"Welcome the Holy Duke to the city! Welcome the Holy Duke to the city!" the crowd shouted.

The four mages felt that it was really embarrassing for this image to be worshiped by thousands of people, so they hurriedly retreated into the crowd while Fang La was not paying attention, and shouted: "Welcome the Holy Duke to the city."

Fang La secretly cursed a few smelly Taoist priests for being unjust.

But he could only pretend to be brave and walk forward with his head held high.

The arrow on his butt was shaking.

Soon more people came to watch.

Fang La's face was getting hotter and hotter, and he wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

In the crowd, a child grabbed the hand of an adult and asked, "Mom, why does the Holy Duke have a tail growing behind him?"

The adult quickly covered the child's eyes and warned: "Keep your voice down! Don't talk!"

At this time, hundreds of thousands of people had gathered on both sides of Central Street to watch.

The surrounding shops and inns also opened their doors and windows one after another, looking at Fang La in the middle of the road as if they were monkeys.

Hearing the noise outside, Dabai somersaulted down from the beam, opened the window, and immediately smiled: "Oh! Isn't this the Great Sage Fangla? How did he look like this? Hahaha, Miss Li, get up quickly. Ah, there’s something good to see!”

Li Shishi got out of bed, rubbed his eyes and walked to the window.

Fang La burst into laughter when he saw Fang La outside the window.

"Why is this beggar still stuck with an arrow behind his back? It's so funny, hahaha!

"He is Fang La, our enemy this time!" Dabai said.

At this time, in the middle of the road, Fang La did not dare to look to both sides, gritted his teeth and raised his head high and moved forward slowly, praying in his heart to quickly go back to his palace to end all this.

Unexpectedly, while he was praying, he suddenly stepped on a stone on the road.

I saw him staggering and stepping on the front hem of his tattered robe!

Just hearing a "squeak" sound, the front hem was torn open, and Fang La lost his center of gravity!

The moment he fell to the ground, his pants were stepped down by himself!

Under the spotlight, Fang La's bare buttocks were exposed and he acted like a "dog eating shit"!

"Ah!!" The women in the crowd screamed and turned around quickly, and those with children covered their children's eyes.

When everyone saw this scene, they gritted their teeth, suppressed laughter, and blushed.

Master Li who was on the attic also turned around quickly.

When Dabai saw it, he quickly closed the window and laughed in the room: "Hahahahaha! If I were Fang La, I would definitely not be alive!"

"what!!!!!!!"

After eating a mouthful of mud, Fang La quickly got up, pulled up his pants and fled to his palace.

Along the way he howled like a wild boar and burst into tears.

Not long after, the story of the Holy Duke running around naked with an arrow stuck in his butt spread throughout the streets of Hangzhou and became a topic of conversation after dinner!

After returning to the palace, the medical clinic spent a lot of effort to pull out the arrow.

At this moment, Fang La's wound was swollen and suppurating, and it took him a few days of high fever to recover.

After a period of time, he felt depressed and depressed all day long.

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