Those days when I was reborn as a cat

"Meow!!"

The third time he fell backwards, Lu Yu spat out the knot in his mouth angrily, threw himself on Lu Mi's knees and patted his paws.

The messed up hair was scattered in all directions, and the ridged hair on Lu Yu's forehead swayed with the slapping movements. The whole cat looked embarrassed and cute.

The two cats had a full dinner each, Senwu lay on the sofa and licked his fur, and Lu Yu took a thick rope in his mouth to play tug-of-war with Lu Shi. Very simple rule, the cat bites one end, the human pinches the other end, and pulls hard against each other.

This game is not about winning or losing. The main thing is to enjoy the dopamine produced when pulling the rope and consume the food eaten for dinner. Stupid owners who dote on their pets will usually pretend to let the cat get out of the water and let the cat grab the rope and chew on it.

There is no doubt that Lu Yi is a good master, but his behavior of letting go is a bit too much. He just let go after a few pulls, causing Lu Yu to roll into a ball while he was exerting himself.

After slapping his claws for a long time, Lu Shi didn't even apologize. Lu Yu bit his finger, wrapped his soft body around his arm, and kicked him with his hind legs.

Meow meow! The cat is criticizing you. Don't look at the door. There is no delicious food at the door!

"Hiss--" Lu Shi, who was lost in thought, was called back by the stinging sensation. He looked into the angry almond-shaped eyes of the little civet and quickly stroked his hair. "My dear boy, you are so good. Dad can't pull you out of the tug of war. My dear boy wins today." Three times."

The sincere praise earned Lu Yu a slap in the face. Senwu finished licking his back hair and licking his paws, his green cat eyes showed ridicule. Stupid humans don't even know why the good cub is angry.

Lu Yu: If a cat releases water without leaving a trace, it is not a massive release of water by opening the reservoir gate.

The small-scale craftsmen are so accustomed to it.

A melodious ringing of the doorbell ended the embarrassing situation where Lu Yi was unilaterally beaten.

Lu Yi's eyes brightened when he heard the ringing. He carried Lu Yu onto the carpet and ran to the door happily. He took off the phone and said, "Yes, yes, you are my friend. No problem... you can let him go."

Half a minute later, Lu Yu, who raised his tail and went to greet his "friend", yawned boredly. Wearing a baseball cap and a mask outside the door, you are a tall man dressed as a man. Don’t think that the disguised cat can’t recognize you!

How could they be friends? They were clearly better off than newlyweds.

Leaving behind the two humans who hugged each other and kissed each other as soon as they entered the house, Lu Yu dragged his tail and turned around to look for the big black cat, meowing and complaining. No wonder he was absent-minded while playing the game. He was waiting for Fang Wen.

It's a good thing that you're not angry. Senwu on the sofa lovingly held Lu Yu in his arms and licked his fur. When they went back to the room to fight, we could sneak out to find Ah Jiao.

The complaining thoughts stopped immediately, and Lu Yu was coaxed in a second. He was worrying about how he sneaked out to find the Elk King without anyone noticing. He was so sleepy that he gave him a pillow.

The hotel door is not a problem, just jump on it and press it hard to open it. The door will automatically close and lock when the cat goes out. No one will disturb Lu Yi and Fang Wen no matter how loud the fight is.

Senwu, you are so smart! The elated little Lihua hugged the big black cat's neck backwards, exposing its plush belly. It caused Senwu to lick all the way down, and his black head moved up and down and sniffed.

Lu Yu, who was bitten on the itch, jumped up, turned over and threw Senwu down. He dared to scratch his itch and rub your hair! Sen Wu narrowed his eyes, evil fire bursting out, he grabbed the back of Little Li Hua's neck, jumped off the sofa and walked to the bathroom.

The bathroom is large and cleaned every day by the attendants. The floor is covered with dry and soft towels, which is enough for two cats to roll around. The most important thing is that the bathroom is very soundproof and can meet Lu Yu's picky requirements.

Senwu remembered that Xiaolihua was thin-skinned and had to find a secret place when stacking high.

On the other side, the intimacy between Lu Yi and Fang Wen did not last long, and the meal he ordered was delivered to the room on time. The program crew raced against time to record, and everyone ate lunch together. Fang Wen was one of them, and he definitely didn't eat well today.

Fang Wen is good at cooking and equally picky about food. He won't act like a big name and force the show crew to accommodate, he can just have a few bites at will so that he doesn't go hungry.

Lu Yi, who felt sorry for her boyfriend, poured a glass of warm water and handed it to Fang Wen, who was sitting at the dining table: "Are you hungry? First drink a glass of warm water to moisten your stomach."

After taking off his disguise, Fang Wen revealed his affectionate face and obediently took the warm water and drank it. There were five carefully prepared dishes on the table, a combination of meat and vegetables, four dishes and one soup, all made by the hotel chef.

Fang Wen has been staring at Lu Mi's face since he walked in. Who said photos can explain lovesickness? When he saw the real person, his longing became more fierce like a sweeping tide.

Lu Shi, who was actively preparing the dishes, sat down next to Fang Wen. He picked up his chopsticks and put a piece of stir-fried beef into his bowl: "Have a try. I had it in the hotel restaurant two days ago. It tasted good. I asked them to add more spicy millet." .”

The beef slices with beautiful texture were spicy and fragrant. Fang Wen put it into his mouth and chewed it carefully for a while before swallowing it. As if to confirm something, he picked up another slice to taste.

Lu Yi asked expectantly: "How does it taste?"

"The meat is a bit old. I guess the pot was overheated." Gourmet Fang Wen took out a paper towel and wiped away the oil stains on his lips. "The food in this hotel is not as perfect as it is said on the Internet."

Lu Yi showed some doubts, then picked up a piece of fried beef and ate it. The taste had not changed, it was tender and fragrant. He was so spicy that he drank a lot of water without thinking too much. Fang Wen's cooking skills were displayed there, so he probably had his own criteria for judging them.

"Then try this again."

Lu Yi confidently broke off the leg of a squab. Fang Wen held his wrist and took a bite with the skin on. He was still not satisfied: "The marinade sauce is too sour, which ruins the overall flavor."

"When fried vegetables."

"It's too soft and tastes bad."

"Chicken nuggets stewed with potatoes."

"The potatoes melt in your mouth, but the soup doesn't have much flavor."

Lu Yi's brows furrowed more and more tightly. Fang Wen was not satisfied with even one dish cooked by the hotel chef himself? He scooped up a bowl of soup and handed it over. The soup was clear and not greasy. It was said that it had been simmering all afternoon.

After finishing the soup, Fang Wen smacked his mouth and grinned as if he had eaten a lemon by mistake: "Wow, it's so sour!"

Lu Yi quickly poured a glass of water: "Hurry up. What's going on! Why did the hotel make the pork ribs, pork belly and corn soup sour! I ate it two days ago and it tasted so sweet!"

Lu Yi took the soup bowl and carefully took a sip, eh? Not sour? There might be something wrong with Fang Wen's sense of taste.

"It's just sour." Facing Lu Shi's worried gaze, Fang Wen said categorically, his obsidian eyes glowing with pitifulness. It's like a big dog who doesn't speak up when he feels wronged, but uses some unintelligent tricks to attract his owner's attention.

Flashes of lightning flashed through his mind as he recalled the overt and covert fight between Fang Wen and Lu Sisen in the afternoon. After discovering the truth, Lu Yi put down his soup bowl and smiled helplessly: "You are so jealous and have no basis. I gave the two border collies snacks yesterday. Eat, it’s just a normal return gift from Mr. Lu.”

He knew that Lu Sisen looked at the two cats with more passion than he looked at Lu Yi. But when he thought that he would accompany Lu Shi on sightseeing instead of him today, Fang Wen's heart was as sour as a sea of ​​jealousy overflowing.

"You are mine." Fang Wen lowered his head and nuzzled Lu Mi's collar with the tip of his nose, lowered his head and hummed coquettishly, and hugged the man's waist tightly with his strong arms.

Rubbing Fang Wen's soft black hair, Lu Mi apologized to the wronged chef in his heart. It's not that your cooking is bad, but that the jealous man has abnormal taste.

"Okay, I'm yours." In non-public situations, Lu Yi was not shy about talking about his love, coaxing the irritable big dog to eat, "Eat first! Let me tell you, this dinner cost me a fortune Don’t waste money.”

"Then I think..." The voice was crisp and numb, and the last few words disappeared in Lu Yi's ears.

A suspicious blush instantly appeared on his cheeks and neck. Lu Shi put the chopsticks into Fang Wen's hand and coughed. His tricks became more and more bold. He would wait until he was full.

The big dog smiled happily after receiving the permission. He didn't mind that the food was unpalatable. He opened his cheeks and started eating. An hour later, Lu Yi brought a set of pajamas and threw it on his head. Fang Wen hugged him and dragged him to the bathroom.

"What are you doing!"

"You stink, you have to wash it off."

Lu Yi laughed angrily, what's the difference between you and a dog that licks its owner's scent!

...Crash, crash, crash.

"Wait a minute, you said Mr. Lu is interested in Guai Zai and Da Hei, wouldn't you..."

"Don't worry, I checked. He is not in danger."

What about the two cats in the bathroom?

Don't worry, as early as half an hour ago, Senwu returned to the sofa with Lu Yu, who was sleeping soundly. After the two hot-headed humans closed the bedroom door, Senwu immediately gently licked the little fox awake.

My dear, get up, it's time to go.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he was kissed by his boyfriend, who returned the kiss perfunctorily on the big black cat's cheek. Lu Yu shook his head and forced himself to wake up. Staying up in the middle of the night and sneaking out to play is good or bad.

But don’t two human beings who have turned upside down have no responsibility? If they keep an eye on the kitten, how can the kitten have a chance to do bad things? Hum.

As planned, they opened the door in unison, and only the corridor light turned on to find the two escaped cats.

Oh, and there’s hotel surveillance.

When he received the news from the person on duty at the front desk, Lu Sisen had just returned home and was changing into home clothes. There was a scar similar to Wang's forehead on his muscular back.

Putting on his clothes, Lu Sisen replied while fastening the buttons: "I understand, you call the monitoring room in the scientific research area and ask them to pay attention to whether the two cats have joined Wang."

There is no monitoring in the wild release area, and he can only track the two cats as far as the scientific research area.

: "The king is already waiting on the grassland this afternoon."

Lu Sisen came to the desk with his mobile phone. There was a simple photo album on the table. He opened a page and said, "It's okay, just let them be. In addition, the colleagues on the night shift worked hard to pay close attention to when the two cats would come back. If they don’t come home all night, let my colleagues on the day shift continue to pay attention tomorrow.”

The inside pages of the album are neatly arranged with photos from different eras. The photo paper ranges from black and white to color. There is no doubt that this is a photo album that has been passed down through the centuries.

The star of the photo is not a person or a family photo, but a beautiful white elk.

His fingers landed on the photo along with the soft light. Lu Sisen, who was wearing home clothes, gave a soft smile: "I hope you have a pleasant night."

With the help of the big black cat's excellent sense of smell, the two cats successfully found their way to the green grass. I didn't expect that besides the two humans at home, there would be people who would try their best to keep an eye on them. I didn't expect Lu Yu to hide his whereabouts and walk towards the main road.

The trail is dirty and wet, and it will be very scary if a mouse or snake pops out. The road is wide and clean, and the street lights illuminate the direction brightly. The righteous kitten will take the road.

Lu Yu, who was traveling in the middle of the night, was so excited that his ringed tail was raised high. Senwu looked away from the flashing red cameras on the trees and railings. Hey, they are all there in the wild. They are so haunting.

Big black cat, what wild things are you thinking about? No.

Some people compare moonlight to white snow, and perhaps pear blossoms are more suitable. The snow is cold and wet. If a wind blows the pear blossoms, they will fall softly on the tip of the nose and have a faint smell.

The lakes and meadows were shrouded in the soft moonlight, and the air was filled with the scent of aquatic animals. The huge and silent figure of the Elk King stood in front of the small tree.

Looking at this insistent figure, the moon in the distance, the ripples on the lake, and the overlapping tree shadows all lost their sound and time, and the waiting was lost in reality.

The two sides met, and while Lu Yu was chatting with the other party, Senwu sniffed around and quickly determined a direction. That is the depth of the wetland, beyond the edge of the scientific research area, into the wild area, and deep into the natural forbidden area.

The Elk King lowered his head and suggested sincerely: "We will pass many tidal flats and lakes along the way. In order not to get your fur wet, please come on my back."

Lu Yu, who was riding an elk for the first time in his life, was very interested, stepping on it here and patting it there. I don't know what other elk are like, but Wang probably has experienced many battles and has trained his muscles to be tight and hard. The cat sits and rubs his butt.

It would be nice if there was a soft blanket.

A soft, warm "cat" blanket - Senwu gently rubbed the dejected Lu Yu, and the cat's back felt soft.

Under the moonlight, the little civet flower's almond-shaped eyes burst with joy. It looks lively and cute, making Senwu want to kiss it. Unfortunately, Lu Yu, who was anxious to experience the experience of a kitten stacking up against a big cat and a big cat stacking up against an elk, pushed it away with a paw and only climbed on the cat's back.

Lu Yu was in such high spirits that Senwu didn't even frown when his head was accidentally stepped on.

What should you do if you fall in love with a naughty and playful kitten? Pamper me.

It's strange that everything is silent! The night in the wetland is equally noisy, with nocturnal animals coming out of their nests to look for food.

In a certain forest in the natural forbidden area, a snow-white elk hummed a tune, nimbly dodged through the vine branches and leaves, and arrived at a hidden stone cave by familiar paths.

Smelling the intoxicating aroma of apples, the white elk happily tore off the branches covering the entrance of the cave and found a small basket of fermented red apples in the cave.

That idiot Wang! Even with all its lies, it didn't persuade the other party to follow it. The white elk munched on the apples and snorted angrily, saying that there would be no more apples to eat if he left.

ha? The wild apples on their mountain tops don’t taste any worse than those here!

The white elk burped and licked its nose and mouth. How could it fool the humans here if it stayed there any longer?

How can an elk live for more than half a year without growing old or dying? The only explanation is to become the descendant of a "white elk".

If you eat too much wine apples, you will get tired of it, so you need some young leaves to change the taste. The white elk chewed while thinking, is there any way to abduct this elm lump?

How did that guy Senwu abduct Little Lihua?