Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Maybe, maybe, probably, it was somewhat influenced by cat instinct.

After carrying the little snake home and leaving the prey at the door of Lu Yi's bedroom, Lu Yu suddenly realized what he had done.

By the way, the little snake was bitten to death by its own mouth.

The statements of the three animals involved are as follows:

Little Snake: Attack me while I'm asleep! Cat, you can't win! Senwu: My little cub is great. He can hunt now, but from now on he still eats what I catch, okay? Lu Yu bit the little snake: The cat was full, so he took this one back to Lu Shi to eat.

The night was quiet, the door was closed, and Lu Yi was already fast asleep.

After patting the soft dead snake with his paws for a while, Lu Yu opened his mouth and yawned. After running around for a day, it was so sleepy that it fell asleep. The little snake should be placed at the door.

Although he knew that as a human, Lu Shi would be frightened, but since he was a cat now, it didn't count as a knowing act.

Dragging his tail and crawling into the cat's nest, Lu Yu finished cleaning hastily, pulled the scattered blanket over his body, and fell asleep comfortably.

He never expected that one day he would almost be scared to the point of weakness by "a gift".

Staring at the stiff dead snake, Lu Yi felt complicated at the moment.

The good boy brought him food, which shows that Lu Yu loves him, but can you understand how a human feels when he opens the door and sees a ferocious dead snake in the morning before he wakes up, which makes him break into a cold sweat?

Suppressing the screams, let him take out his mobile phone and take a photo.

Lu Yi zoomed in on the camera and his facial features wrinkled up. Seeing the snake up close was even more terrifying! But this is the first time that the good boy brings prey home, and he must record this great moment!

Holding his cell phone steady and overcoming the fear that surged into his heart, Lu Yi hurriedly took a few photos.

He carefully lifted his toes and stepped out of the room. He found cleaning tools and threw Lu Yu's prey into a garbage bag, tied it with a knot, and threw it far away when he went downstairs, so that Lu Yu would not find out and feel sad.

After dumping the old food, adding new food, and filling the water bowl, the conscientious Lu Yi came to the cat's nest and squatted down. Lu Yu closed his eyes tightly, stretched his two forelimbs beside his cheeks, exposing his pink flesh pads, and slept soundly under a thick fluffy blanket.

"Good boy, daddy has opened a shop. Remember to have breakfast when you wake up." Lu Yi stretched out a finger to poke Lu Yu's round forehead.

Lu Yu's ears twitched. They had long heard Lu Mi's footsteps, but the heavy sleepiness made him not want to open his eyes. Lu Yu rubbed the poked forehead with his paws, and impatiently buried the cat's head in the blanket to avoid harassment. The cat wanted to sleep in!

As Lu Yi walked away, the living room became quiet again.

Lu Yu lazily moved into the nest, wrapping the cat in a blanket. It was warm and soft as if it were just out of the oven. It was not a two-legged animal that had to support the family. In the cold winter morning, the kitten was greedy. What happened to Nuan sleeping in?

So after missing a sunny morning and almost sleeping through noon when the temperature was the hottest, Lu Yu finally raised his head in a daze. His eyes, which were not yet awake, worked hard to focus. Physiological tears soaked his cat pupils, which were watery. .

Kicking away the blanket, Lu Yu stretched his forelegs, pressed his hind legs, sat down and licked the messy hair for a while before finally waking up completely.

Gulu, gulu.

Frightened by his loud belly rumbling, Lu Yu pricked his ears. He sat there for two seconds, then slowly walked to the food bowl and smelled the cat food, which smelled of beef mixed with chicken. It tasted very good, but the cat couldn't eat it. I've been eating cat food for a week and want to eat something else.

Being fed a naughty tongue by Senwu, Lu Yu was very dissatisfied with today's breakfast and dropped the food bowl. Lu Yu turned to the water bowl and licked it. He swallowed half the plate of water, and his strong hunger was finally relieved.

Lu Yu licked his mouth and raised his head to look at the clock. It was still an hour before Senwu would bring afternoon tea. Although he didn't know what kind of prey Senwu would choose today, based on past experience, it would definitely be delicious and filling.

If the cat is patient during this period, he will soon have a feast!

Making up his mind, Lu Yu flicked his tail and decided to start the cat's day by patrolling its territory.

Where is a cat’s territory, you ask?

Lu Yu raised his chin high to indicate that this home is the cat's territory, including Lu Mi's bedroom. Marking the territory is one of the most important things for a cat every day.

With his tail erect and majestic, Lu Yu wandered among the sofas, dining tables, cupboards, and potted plants at home, arching his plush cat's back and rubbing it everywhere, leaving its strong scent mark.

Cats feel at ease when their living environment is filled with their own scent.

After strenuous activity, the hunger relieved by drinking water came back again. Lu Yu reluctantly walked to the food bowl and stared at the granular cat food for a while, still not wanting to force himself to eat it.

Suddenly remembering that there were other kinds of food in the cabinet, Lu Yu jumped excitedly to the locker, bit the rope tied to the handle and stepped back, opening the drawer easily.

Knowing that his kitten is unusual, and seeing Lu Yu as another user of the house, Lu Shi has made designs in various places in the house to facilitate Lu Yu's activities, such as knots for opening drawers and touch-sensitive charging pads. High stools by the refrigerator and so on.

As a result, the cat Lu Yu was able to maintain a certain level of human living standards.

Lu Yu: Lu Yi, Bi Xin Miao!

He stood up and leaned on the edge of the drawer to look inside. There was a dazzling array of delicious food. Lu Yu happily swung his tail from side to side. He was torn between cat strips and freeze-drying for a long time, and finally chose freeze-drying, which was less likely to stain the floor.

Feeling dizzy with hunger, Lu Yu roughly tore open his mouth. He chased Gulu and bit the freeze-dried food that rolled to the ground. He quickly finished the small portion of freeze-dried food and threw the empty bag into the trash can. Lu Yu He sat down and started licking his fur.

Generally speaking, mother cats will teach their kittens to lick their fur when they are young, and the kittens will also learn to comb their hair like their mother cats do.

But Lu Yu's core is a naked human being, and he has left his mother cat since he was a child. He is very lucky to have observed a cat licking its fur in his previous life, otherwise he would be a kitten who doesn't know how to lick his fur in this life.

First rub the back of the ears with your paws, scrape off the dirt on the cheeks and lick it off, then open your paws to lick the cracks, and then lick the hair on the forelimbs, and also take care of the fluff on the chest and abdomen.

Lu Yu vomited, stopped for a rest, then raised his hind limbs straight up, licked his hind paws, licked his hind legs, all the way to the middle of his buttocks...

Lu Yu's licking movements froze, no, no, no, this was the only hole he would not lick until he died. He would take a tissue and wipe it after pooping. This is the last dignity of his human soul!

Standing up and shaking his fur, Lu Yu turned his head and licked his back, but his licking skills were not perfect. He almost twisted his upper body into a knot, but he still couldn't comb all the hair on his back.

Pull it down and let Senwu lick it later.

Lu Yu gave up simply.

Lu Yu comforted himself that it would not be embarrassing if he didn't know how to lick his fur. As a human in cat skin, he had done a good job.

Seeing that it was almost time, Lu Yu planned to wait for Senwu on the first floor.

Running down the stairs, Lu Yu locked eyes with Lu Shi, who was tying flowers next to the counter, and ran toward the owner with his tail raised.

Lu Yi suddenly felt a soft living thing touching his leg. He raised the corner of his mouth. He temporarily stopped what he was doing and bent down to pick up the little raccoon dog who was acting coquettishly at him and put it on the counter: "Daddy is busy, little boy, you can play by yourself." .”

Lu Yu hugged his wrist and pretended to bite him. When he saw a customer in front of the counter, he sat down obediently.

The girl who bought the flowers was so pleasantly surprised when she saw the little civet flower. She stared at Lu Yu over and over again, and couldn't help but ask, "Can I take a photo with the little civet?"

Lu Yi heard this and said with a smile: "If the good boy cooperates, you are free to do so, but please don't touch it."

Looking into the eyes of the eager girl, Lu Yu looked at the large colorful bouquet in Lu Shi's hand. It must be expensive. So it meowed at Lu Shi. This girl was a big customer and the cat was willing to take a photo with her.

Lu Yi heard this and translated: "Good boy, I agreed."

The girl smiled happily, took out her mobile phone, held it up high, and pressed the shutter on herself and the cute little fox with her eyes wide open.

In just ten minutes, Lu Yu received several waves of customers who asked for photos. Seeing that the little civet flower ignored those who only bought three flowers, the latecomers increased their flower purchases one after another, making themselves the first choice in Lu Yu's eyes. big patron.

After working for a while, Lu Yu slumped down and refused to move. As expected, no matter whether he was a human or a cat, he wanted to fish as long as he went to work.

Quickly dodging the palms that wanted to touch it, the willful little civet flower jumped off the counter and ran away, sneaking into the crowded flower pots in twos and twos.

"My dear boy is so understanding of human nature. He doesn't usually break up the house, right?" The boy who raised the husky at home was extremely envious.

Lu Yi handed him the receipt and said in a very proud tone: "Don't open it, good boy, you know how to play with things..."

While they were talking, several exclamations came from the door of the store, and at the same time there was the sound of cardboard boxes being knocked down and clattering.

Lu Yi quickly ran to the door and took a look, hiss, his face hurt!

A batch of goods arrived in the morning, and Lu Yi piled the empty cartons at the door. He planned to call the garbage collector to pick them out in the afternoon, but he didn't expect that the little raccoon flower had all picked up the cartons, and the cartons were lying on the floor.

Lu Yu lay on his back in one of them, twisting his waist and hooking his claws to gnaw on the carton. Unsatisfied, he turned over and made a row of tooth marks on the side of the carton like a stapler.

Lu Yu swore that just now it really just wanted to pass by the door and wait for Senwu in the yard!

But the stack of cardboard boxes with huge dark mouths on top of each other was like a cosmic black hole with infinite suction. When Lu Yu came to his senses, he found that it was using the cardboard boxes as a cat's scratching post with its claws on.

After his mind came to his senses, Lu Yu quickly noticed a gaze looking at him. He raised his head and saw Lu Mi, who had a wonderful expression on his face and was looking at him with the scissors for pruning flower branches in his hand.

Lu Yi, listen to Mao's explanation. The cat didn't do it on purpose... Lu Yu blinked and tried to defend himself, but when he opened his mouth, a series of meows came out.

To a cat's ears, it means this, but to human ears, it sounds like a cry made after getting into trouble, trying to act coquettish and get away with it.

Some of the bystanders were dumbfounded, while others covered their mouths and laughed. The husky parents who were envious of Lu Shi just now patted him on the shoulder, with a genuine expression on their faces. How can any pet not make mistakes or tear down the house? Even the husky who is famous for his intelligence Little Lihua is no exception.

Lu Yu licked his paws as if nothing had happened, fled the scene of the accident with his tail hooked, found the cat's nest where it usually slept, bit a corner and dragged it towards the yard gate. The cat remembered! The cat is here to wait for Senwu, leaving it to humans to clean up the mess.

This location is good, Senwu can see it as soon as he comes!

Laying the nest on the side of the gate, the exhausted Lu Yu climbed into the nest, rested his head on the gap in the yard door, stared at the end of the street, his eyelids slowly dropped, and fell asleep with his upper body hanging in the air. .

Cats also dream.

Lu Yu had a very restless sleep. He was happily rolling in the pile of stuffed toys when he suddenly felt a chill. Under the overwhelming darkness, Lu Yu's condemning and cold eyes stared directly in front of him. He said, "Playing with cardboard boxes." Bad cat!

Lu Yu was startled and suddenly opened his eyes. The plush body swayed, and it was being held in the cat's mouth. The cat's nose smelled a familiar smell, and the thick black cat hair wrapped itself around him. Lu Yu shouted happily: "Senwu!"

The big black cat carried it back into the warm room and gently licked Lu Yu's hair that was messed up by the cold wind. There was disapproval in his eyes: "Why did you fall asleep outside? The cold wind is not good."

Lu Yu jumped up and pressed against Senwu's chest: "This way you can see me as soon as you come!"

Thinking about afternoon tea, Lu Yu sniffed Senwu's mouth anxiously, bent down and dug into the thick fur of the big black cat: "What is afternoon tea? Where are you hiding?"

Senwu took Lu Yu out and pushed the food bowl in front of it. He turned and ran to the door and took the braised chicken wing root that had been put aside temporarily into the food bowl: "I asked Dai An to cook it. It's still warm."

The smell of chicken penetrated his nose, and saliva secreted rapidly in his mouth. Lu Yu cheered and couldn't wait to bite into the minced meat and swallow it.

Senwu just squatted next to it, watching it eat with smiling eyes, the tip of its tail gently tapping the ground.

After a full meal, Lu Yu got his wish and got Senwu's back licking service. He lay on his stomach, licked his paws and washed his face, while talking about the carton he had just knocked over.

Senwu stopped licking his fur and wondered: "What did you do wrong? Why do you have to stack the cardboard boxes? It's natural for you to be knocked down when you stack them so high. It's because the humans who stack the cardboard boxes didn't do a good job."

Lu Yu twitched his ears, and suddenly felt from the bottom of his heart that what Senwu said was very reasonable! Maybe it is too harsh on itself. To be reborn as a cat and to have the attitude of a cat is quite far away from being a human being.

Now, it's a cat.