Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

You can't ignore Caibao. If you don't pay attention, she will cause trouble.

She was able to climb over such a high fence!

Shen Xi was so angry that his hands itched and he wanted to use Caibao's fat butt to relieve the itch.

She quickly pulled out her hand that was still sticking the treasure in the bag, and took a look, and sure enough, she had grabbed a full bag.

I don’t know how she managed to catch so many pistachios with her five fingers that are so short and fat.

The funniest thing is that the fruit was pinched between her fingers, so there was really no wasted space at all.

And it is very stable, not a single grain is leaked.

It's safe.

Shen Xi tried to pry open Caibao's fingers, but the baby disagreed and protested by screaming "Ahhh".

Okay, can’t I cure you?

Shen Xi stretched out his finger and tapped on the back of Caibao's hand. Then Caibao loosened his fingers involuntarily, and the pistachios fell down like rain.

But Caibao was so anxious that he quickly bent down to pick it up, but Shen Xi grabbed it and carried it away!

“Woo woo woo…” Caibao pointed at Guoguo on the ground and his little mouth began to pout.

"There's no point in pretending to be pitiful. You can't eat that!"

The pills are so small, what should I do if they get stuck in my throat?

Even if Shen Xi doesn't take care of the baby, she still has the common sense.

Chen Chuan had taught her.

She ignored the treasure and just stared at Pistachio and screamed.

But she was small and weak, and was no match for her mother. She watched helplessly as the fruits scattered all over the ground moved farther and farther away from her, until she could no longer see them...

The baby is angry! The baby is sad!!

Caibao's eyes rolled around, and when Shen Xi carried her into the room and put her on the crib, she suddenly started... throwing a tantrum and rolling around.

Crying and rolling on the bed.

The sound is very loud, the force is very strong, and the roll is very hard.

Oh? Shen Xi was a little surprised. Did her daughter also learn this trick?

Shen Xi was very curious. He leaned against the door frame with his arms folded, watching the treasure rolling around with great interest.

Caibao pretended to cry and rolled around on the bed, occasionally "secretly" glancing at his mother.

Shen Xi held back his laughter and looked at her seriously.

This little guy is so smart. He cries for a long time but doesn’t shed a single tear. When he rolls to the edge of the bed, he adjusts his direction and rolls back by himself.

That's because I'm afraid of falling a little bit.

You really take good care of yourself.

With a baby like this, you don't have to worry about her causing herself any pain.

Caibao rolled very hard for two or three minutes, but apart from pulling Chen Chuan's bed sheet and quilt until it was almost tangled without a single wrinkle, he got... nothing.

Her mother looked on with a look of watching the fun, and the clever Caibao felt that she could not get any benefit from her mother, and was tired and wanted to give up.

Just as I was about to sit up, Chen Chuan appeared at the door with a spoon in his hand. Hey, dear, you're here at last.

Caibao's eyes lit up, and he started crying louder and rolling harder. He kicked and twisted his body, learning the essence of throwing tantrums and rolling around perfectly.

She almost flipped the mattress off.

Chen Chuan:......

This guy, could he not be so obvious about controlling people?

Does he look easier to control than Shen Xi?

Indeed.

Anyway, after he came, Caibao had an unyielding momentum and was full of arrogance.

The ceiling was about to fall down because of her howling.

Shen Xi crossed his arms, shook his head and said to Chen Chuan, "Tsk tsk tsk, look at what you have learned from your children every day."

Chen Chuan held his forehead. "My bad."

Yesterday afternoon, a little kid in the neighborhood was clamoring to buy a toy and rolled on the ground. His grandmother had no choice but to buy him the toy.

At that time, Chen Chuan was holding the child and watching others rolling on the ground with great interest.

Who would have thought that Caibao would follow suit so quickly.

It turns out that when educating a child, you can't relax for even a moment. You have no idea what she will learn and when.

Even though she is so little, she can already understand the secret of other people's rolling on the ground, and then "borrow it".

"Okay." Chen Chuan turned and walked away.

Caibao cried even louder, and her beautiful eyes glanced towards the door fearlessly, wondering if her father, who loved her the most, had brought her something delicious to coax her.

Wow, baby, I'm so looking forward to it.

Then--

A black and expensive camera was placed in front of her.

Chen Chuan adjusted the tripod while speaking: "Come on, Baoer, your crying is too fake. Let me teach you how to cry more realistically."

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"First of all, you cried for such a long time but shed so few tears. It's too fake. Your face wasn't even wet, so you lose points. It's impossible to cry without tears. When you cry like this, others will know you're not sincere."

Treasure: Σ(?w?ノ)ノ!w what what what?

"Secondly, it's best if your lips can tremble, and tremble quickly at a low frequency, so that you can better express emotions such as sadness, disappointment and anger."

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"Third, cry if you want to, make a scene if you want to, but pay attention and don't keep looking at us. It will look even more fake."

"In the end, you rolled for a long time but couldn't get to the ground. This was obviously acting. It would be better if you fell to the ground directly, making a loud noise and getting a bump on your head. This would make us feel more distressed and more realistic."

"My dear, remember, only by being truthful can you achieve the goals you want to achieve, understand?"

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Why doesn't this follow the routine?

The old lady bought the toy so quickly yesterday, but why was it gone when it came to her parents?

It doesn’t matter if there is nothing, but why does it feel more and more wrong?

Chen Chuan slowly turned on the camera and waved his hand, "Come on, Baoer, I have marked the key points for you, and you can do it again. Listen to my instructions."

Listen to his command? You bastard, Shen Xi laughed so hard that the door frame could hardly hold her up.

Caibao was stunned, her mouth opened in an "O" shape, and she was listening to nothing. It didn't matter if Guoguo didn't eat it. Actually, she was quite full.

Caibao sat up and crawled to his own bed at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. He got on the bed, crawled into the quilt, lay down, closed his eyes, surrendered with his fat hands, and fell asleep in seconds.

All the actions are completed in three seconds, so fast that people don’t even have time to blink.

Shen Xi laughed “Hahahahahahaha” and fell to the ground, unable to get up.

That's so funny. I really didn't expect that.

She used to think that her father could keep the treasure, but now it seems that it was all given to Lawyer Chen.

If he were serious, Caiba would immediately be in his right mind.

Chen Chuan slowly closed the cover of the camera, shook his head and sighed, "Our daughter really has no artistic talent. Sigh, it's so depressing."

Hahahahahaha, help!

It is estimated that Caibao will never roll on the ground and throw a tantrum again in his life.

Chen Chuan is really...

In one word: “absolute”!

She was truly convinced, and she felt relieved to hand over the treasure to him.