Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous
Chapter 690 Self-consistency
Fan Like held a plastic fan in his hand and fanned himself vigorously. I saw printed on it: Women should not cheat on orders, men should not have sex, and anyone who asks to transfer money is a liar.
Extremely eye-catching.
Shen Xi just finished typing the last period, closed the laptop, and asked Fan Like with a smile: "Old Fan, where is your refrigerator, color TV, and washing machine?"
"Bah! Those group of liars!" Fan Like said sadly: "It's such a big sun, and I fought with a group of old men and women to get a seat. In the end, I listened to the anti-fraud propaganda for more than two hours, okay? It’s easy to wait until they finish talking and think the lottery is about to begin, but guess what?”
Shen Xi suppressed a smile and asked him, "What's wrong?"
"They actually said that there is no lottery!!! They said that this is the last knowledge point for us. There is no pie in the sky. How can they give away refrigerators and color TVs after listening to anti-fraud propaganda?"
"It's even more impossible for everyone to have a fan. How much does it cost? It's impossible to think about it. Scammers are deceiving us with heavy profits, and then brainwashing us to achieve the purpose of defrauding money. They are practicing with us in actual combat."
Fan Like became more and more angry as he talked. He threw the fan on the ground and stepped on it several times: "Finally, one person gave us a broken fan and sent us away!!"
Shen Xi had to work very hard not to laugh out loud.
Chen Chuan glanced at Fan Like and said coolly: "I'm not lying to you. I did give you a fan, but it's not electric, it's manual."
"Pfft!" Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Hahahaha, so funny.
Lao Fan's face is 1000 funny, and Chen Chuan's last hit is 100000000000000 funny!
Shen Xi burst out laughing.
"Poof!" Fan Like said with a mouthful of old blood.
He looked at Chen Chuan sadly: "Ah Chuan, do you still have sympathy? I was roasted alive in the sun for more than two hours, and I almost became dehydrated and turned into a human being. In the end, I found a broken fan. Don't you comfort me?" Just comfort me, you still say this?"
Shen Xi asked curiously: "Those aunts didn't rebel?"
"Why didn't they do it? Aunt Lifen rushed to lift their table. Later they said that the TV station came to film and it would be on the evening news. They immediately happily cooperated in taking pictures and so on."
It really doesn't matter if Fan Like is on TV or not. But he, adhering to the principle of coming as he comes, confronted the television cameras and showed his face several times.
If you don't pat him, he will stay there today.
The camera tried to turn to him, but it didn't turn to him.
But in the end...he was pulled away by the uncles and aunties...
"Let's go, you're the only one shooting, why don't we stop shooting? Pick me, pick me! I've learned a lot from what I heard today."
The hands of the uncles and aunts were too strong, and Fan Like almost fell upside down!
He watched the camera boy being instantly overwhelmed by the adults and aunties, who squeezed him out of the way. Then, Fan Like came back dejectedly, holding a fan.
"Achuan, brothers and sisters, did you already know that it was a scam, so you didn't plan to go at all?"
Fortunately, although he only grabbed one seat, he still thought deeply that if his younger siblings came, he would quickly give up his seat.
As a result, they didn't come at all. He has been waiting for more than two hours.
Chen Xi looked at Chen Chuan. The man pretended not to hear and adjusted Cai Bao's posture.
Chen Chuan sat cross-legged on the floor mat, and Caibao nestled comfortably on her father's lap, with her little mouth open, waiting for her father to feed her vegetable and fruit puree spoonful by spoonful.
Chen Chuan put carrots, pumpkins, etc. inside, so the color is very bright and it is very appetizing.
Anyway, Cai Bao ate very delicious food. She had never seen much of the world, so she thought this was very good.
One spoonful after another, fast and delicious, the little tongue smacks and the fragrance is fragrant.
Seeing that Chen Chuan was not interested in talking to Fan Like, Shen Xi had no choice but to go up alone.
"We just feel that they sent too many. It's like a scam."
It’s just an anti-fraud propaganda. Who will pay for the gift of so many things? There are also refrigerators, color TVs, washing machines, and a small fan for each person, which is more powerful than the promotions in shopping malls.
They still want you to buy a bunch of things. Anyway, the principle is that you don’t want to be cheated. There is no such thing as a free lunch.
So after hearing Fan Like's enthusiastic invitation, they simply declined.
"Then you knew it was false, why didn't you tell me?" Fan Like felt aggrieved. Is he still not Shen Xi's good friend?
He cared deeply about them, and they really cared about him.
Shen Xi looked at him innocently: "Then if I tell you it's a lie, won't you go?"
"I..." He is even better at it! ! He was going to see which idiots had been deceived.
This kind of fun is rare.
Who would have thought that he would become one of those stupid people, looking up and waiting in a daze for more than two hours...
Fan Like's shoulders dropped.
"Besides, if you were so anxious, even if we wanted to say it, we couldn't find a chance."
He ran away, fearing that he would be late and not get any benefits. Shen Xi hated being the person who threw cold water on others the most in his life.
"I wrongly blamed you, brothers and sisters." Fan Like was very embarrassed and picked up the fan again and put it in his pocket.
She was speechless: "Do you still want this fan?"
"Well, I got the fan after listening to anti-fraud propaganda for two hours. How could I not want it? By the way, I haven't posted it on Moments yet."
Fan Like remembered that the most important thing was left unfinished, so he quickly held up his fan, struck a seductive pose, took a photo with a click, and then posted it on WeChat Moments.
He couldn't be deceived for two hours in vain! !
Shen Xi couldn't hold it back and quickly clicked it to take a look——
Anti-fraud action, both you and me!
Firmly support the motherland’s anti-fraud cause!
By the way, remember to watch the Hecheng evening news tonight, brother, I’m on TV!
Hahahahahahaha...
Shen Xi:......
He silently gave a thumbs up, so Fan Like can always find a point of self-consistency. This should also be his greatest advantage, right?
She checked the circle of friends again and asked casually: "By the way, Lao Fan, why are you here today?"
You couldn't show up in their neighborhood early in the morning just to chat with the aunties who were returning from grocery shopping, right? The big boss is so busy, the fruit shop is going to close down?
"Hold the grass!" Fan Like slapped his thigh and stood up, "I'm going to collect the bill today."
MD, he has been here for most of the day and has done nothing serious except picking up a broken fan!
Fan Like stood up in a hurry and ran away.
Shen Xi looked at the door that he had forcefully closed silently, and said to Chen Chuan, "He went to collect the bill? Do you want to come back?"
"Haha, maybe I can get a fan back."
Hahahaha, the loss is still yours.
Impressed.
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