Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Aunt Mole suddenly jumped up and said, "Ah, I remembered that there are still vegetables in the pot, so I'll go back first."

After saying that, he turned around, picked up the spatula and ran away.

Aunt Shen was dumbfounded and shouted loudly: "Lifen, Lifen, why are you running away? Come and say something fair for me."

It's okay if she doesn't shout, but when she shouts, Aunt Mole will almost run away from her afterimage.

Come on, she and Lao Shen just have a plastic friendship. Seeing how she offended Chen Chuan and his wife, she will definitely not be able to get over it without suffering a big loss. Aunt Mole only wants to avoid being implicated by her, so what else can she do? Take care of her!

After the sound of "thump thump thump" at the top of the stairs disappeared, everyone came back to their senses.

The comrades in the police were full of admiration. The aunt was so strong that she could climb up to the fifth floor in one breath without any effort.

Aunt Shen took another mouthful of thick phlegm: "Bah! Coward! You're not a thing!"

This is a scolding for the mole aunt.

Chen Chuan said to the older policeman: "We must pursue this matter to the end. Please handle it as soon as possible, otherwise it will disturb the people too much."

He motioned to a group of neighbors who were crowded in the stairwell to watch the fun.

Aunt Shen pointed at Chen Chuan and yelled: "Who do you want to deal with if you kill tens of millions of people? Do you want to force me to death? Okay, okay, I will hang myself with a rope in front of your house tonight to see who outplays who." !”

Chen Chuan said to the police: "I want to add another threat."

What? Everyone was dumbfounded.

Chen Chuan turned to look at the policeman holding the recorder: "Have you written everything down?"

The little policeman nodded subconsciously.

Aunt Shen was still scolding her, and she was shouting all kinds of curse words. The neighbors who were watching the fun couldn't stand it anymore, so they started talking one after another.

"As an old man, you have to act like an old man. How can you come to other people's houses and steal things like this?"

"That's right. Your grandson has no milk, what does it have to do with Xiao Shen? If you don't have breast milk, you can drink milk powder. If you don't drink cow's milk, you can also try goat's milk."

"That's right, there are so many ways, but we have to rely on Xiao Shen."

"Seeing that people eat well and have good nutrition, I made up my mind."

"She is shameless and invincible. She thinks that her grandson is the only treasure in the world. It's really funny."

When Aunt Shen heard this, it was okay. Just spray it at everyone.

"What does it have to do with you? Do you want to lick someone else's PG to get this kind of favor? Are they your father or your mother? What's wrong with me asking for oral milk for my grandson? I want it to go to your house? Just your rags Son, give it to my grandson to drink, but my grandson is too lazy to drink it!”

She started to curse a lot, which aroused public outrage. Everyone started to yell at her, and then Aunt Shen started to fight with everyone. Her spit almost turned into rain mist.

The little policeman looked at it in a daze. He had just started working and had little experience. He had never seen such an aunty-style quarrel. It was an eye-opener.

This Aunt Shen, to be honest, is really awesome. She scolded seven or eight people by herself, but she didn't lose at all. Not only did she not lose, she also achieved an overwhelming victory.

Mainly because she was dirty enough. All her ancestors' belongings were dug out and ejaculated so much that everyone present blushed.

At first, the police comrades tried to break up the fight, but then Aunt Shen nodded and scolded them, saying that all kinds of scoundrels and traitors came out. The scolding became more and more obscene, and the policewoman was scolded to tears.

Finally, the older policeman's face darkened: "Auntie, if you don't cooperate again, we will take you away by force."

"Come on, come on, come and try to force me." Aunt Shen hugged her grandson, pulled open her clothes and ran into the policeman's arms: "Come on, come on, don't you want to force me? I have taken off my clothes, you have If you don't do it, you are my grandson!"

The onlookers were collectively dumbfounded. It’s not their fault for their lack of knowledge. They had never seen this kind of thing before...

The hand of the comrade policeman holding the recorder was shaking like a sieve.

The older policeman, who was experienced and stable after all, casually bumped into Aunt Shen. He glanced at the little policeman and said: "Record it."

"Yes."

Then with a look, another police officer stepped forward, and they both twisted Aunt Shen's arms at the same time. The policewoman stepped forward and hugged the child, and the uncles lifted Aunt Shen and left.

Aunt Shen, a thin old lady, had her feet off the ground in an instant. She was kicking desperately in the air: "They're beating someone! The police are beating someone! Come and take a look, everyone!"

Everyone:...

Shoes were kicked off.

The melon-eating crowd dodgeball together.

Finally, everyone followed and watched the excitement and saw Mrs. Shen being put into a police car and driven away.

There was a collective silence for a long time, everyone seemed to be thinking about it.

After a while——

"Did you just record it?"

"Recorded, recorded."

"Bah, I can't let her go without deducting several hundred yuan from her family this time!"

"I've never seen an old lady who curses people so dirty. She's such a powerful person."

"Her daughter-in-law is so miserable."

There was a young man who opened his mouth and sighed: "You're so awesome. Did you see that the policemen came here on bicycles? In order to deal with her, they called a police car. This old lady is so awesome." "

"A cow?" Everyone gave him a look of disdain: "It's a cow. Just now your ancestors were fucked by her, how can you not be a cow?"

Pooh!

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As soon as Chen Chuan closed the door, he saw two faces stretched out at the same time, watching the show.

Their expressions were exactly the same, their eyes sparkling.

Chen Xi: "This Aunt Shen is more powerful than Aunt Mole."

Caibao: "Ahhh!"

Why is it gone? Babies love to watch!

Chen Chuan was going to clean up the kitchen. Aunt Shen had made a mess there. She still had to make lunch, so there was a lot to do.

But his wife hugged her daughter and followed him like a bastard. "Tell me, did you already expect that she would steal our things, so you gave her time to commit the crime?"

At that time, she saw Mrs. Shen starting to look through things at home and took out her mobile phone to call the police. Chen Chuan held her down and told her to talk later.

At that time, she didn't understand why it took a while, but it turned out that she was worried that the police would arrive too quickly. What if Mrs. Shen didn't commit the crime enough?

She had thought that Mrs. Shen could steal, but who would have thought that she could steal so much.

Chen Chuan sprayed the things that the old lady had turned over one by one with alcohol, and then wiped them with a wet handkerchief.

"Well, it's probably the same as leaving your shopping card on the coffee table."

Chen Xi laughed, otherwise they would be husband and wife.

"Who said that? I just forgot to take it."

He glanced at her: "Even if you forget me, you won't forget to take your card."

This was so reasonable that she was speechless.

"So what are you going to do this time?"

Chen Chuan wiped the things clean and put them away quickly, and began to wash rice and prepare for cooking: "It's wrong to ask me this. You should ask the Shen family how they plan to deal with it."