Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

What did they hear? ?

After a long while, Zhou Yunxiao asked him uncertainly: "Lao Fan, are you talking about the kind of TT that I know?"

"What else is there? Or do you have a better recommendation?" Fan Like was overjoyed: "Introduce it to me quickly, I really need it."

Although Deng Wenjun is not so opposed to having children now, the two of them discussed it and spent half a year to a year to get used to it.

After all, they jumped from friends directly to husband and wife, and neither of them was mentally prepared. The world between these two people has been full of ups and downs.

The two of them would quarrel and quarrel from time to time, although Fan Like felt that he was a big man and had already given in to his wife.

But when Deng Wenjun said that he looked angry even when he didn't speak! Tsk, women are all born in the year of the Pufferfish. They are so angry that they can be full of anger at any time.

Seeing her angry look, Fan Like thought she was too cute and couldn't help but want to tease her again.

then……

SO, out of the principle of being responsible for their children, they still plan to wait for a while before having children, lest they get divorced again if they have children...

Although Fan Like felt that he didn't know how to do it, Deng Wenjun insisted, okay, if he wants it again next year, he will ask for it next year. Anyway, he is very busy every day now and has little interest in children.

Especially since Chen Chuan hated him so much last time because of his treasure, he trembled when he saw the baby now.

In this case, contraceptive measures must be strictly implemented.

So Fan Like was very busy every night. After finishing his homework in bed, he had to squat in the bathroom to check whether a certain set was broken... all kinds of watering.

If it wasn't for that kind of thing, it really felt good, who the hell would suffer that kind of foreign crime! !

After Zhou Yunxiao and Xi Chen listened to Fan Like's complaint, they looked at each other. Then, Xi Chen and Lu Jun looked at Zhou Yunxiao at the same time without speaking.

Zhou Yunxiao quit: "Why should it be me?"

Xi Chen: "You have the most experience."

Lu Jun: "You can work harder if you can."

Pooh! It doesn't even sound like a good word.

"What about Lu Jun? He's still a doctor."

Lu Jun said modestly: "In terms of authority, it has to be you."

He and Xi Chen agreed that science popularization in this area still had to be left to classmate Zhou.

Fan Like was confused: "What are you talking about?"

Zhou Yunxiao took a sip of wine, suppressed the ridicule that came to his mouth, smiled and said to Fan Like, "Don't you read the instructions before using something?"

Fan Like was angry: "What, do you need to read the instructions? I, Ya Mie, have watched hundreds of Gs. Is it possible that I still don't know how to use that thing? Who are you looking down on!"

"I don't know what you're looking at, but there are instructions in the instructions. After use, tie a knot and you will know if there is any rupture. You don't have to pour water into it every day to check."

"What?" Fan Like was dumbfounded: "Is there such a thing?" There was no teaching in that film.

Come on, how much precious time did he waste on pouring water into the TT?

Normally, I just like to go to forums and act like a keyboard warrior, but at night I have to pour out another kind of water.

Thinking of this, Fan Like felt bad. He stood up and walked out.

"Where to go?"

"I'll go home and practice!!" He walked a few steps, turned around, and glared at Zhou Yunxiao fiercely: "If you dare to lie to me, I'll come back and beat you!!"

"Would you like to look in the mirror and see who hit whom?"

Pooh!

Fan Like wanted to go back and tie the knot, but now he had no intention of beating him, so he ran away like his ass was on fire.

Xi Chen looked at his back and smiled at them: "Tell me, why do we become friends with such a fool?"

Everyone's IQ is clearly superior to the others, but once Fan Like was added to the list, the average value immediately dropped by several dozen.

Because not only did he not have it, he also had a negative number.

Lu Jun touched his chin and replied thoughtfully: "Maybe it's because he's...simple?"

"Haha." Zhou Yunxiao faked a smile, Lao Lu was always kind.

"Maybe it's because he is happier than us." Xi Chen took another sip of wine and said.

Fan Like is really a strange creature in a rich family. He treats money like shit. He spends it when he has it. If he doesn't have it, he goes home and grabs it. He never pleases anyone and says whatever he wants.

Take the money and live as wildly as you want, life will be as enjoyable as you want.

You laugh at him for being stupid, but he still laughs at you and doesn't look away. In the end, it's really not certain who is smart and who is stupid.

Zhou Yunxiao drank the last bit of wine in the bottle: "No matter if he is smart or stupid, I only know that if Achuan is willing to be friends with him, then he can be friends with him."

"Tch, love brain." Xi Chen looked at him with contempt, then looked at each other with Lu Jun, and said in unison: "Achuan is right."

"Cut~~"

"Why talk so much? Call for a drink. No one is allowed to leave until you get drunk tonight." Zhou Yunxiao waved his hand proudly.

"Okay, we won't leave until you fall."

"Screw you!"

*

After this meal, all three of them were drunk, and very drunk.

Xi Chen naturally had bodyguards and drivers to take him home, and Lu Jun also had his gentle and beautiful wife drive over to pick him up.

Zhou Yunxiao, who had always been hugged from left to right, actually became the loneliest person at this moment.

Who would have thought of this?

He declined their offer incoherently.

Zhou Yunxiao staggered away.

There are few pedestrians and sporadic vehicles on the streets late at night.

He looked up at the night sky. There were only a few stars twinkling. This was the result of Hecheng's great efforts in urban governance.

Otherwise, wanting to see stars in the city is tantamount to wishful thinking.

Drunk Zhou Yunxiao wandered aimlessly on the streets late at night. The night wind blew away the scorching heat of the day and also lowered his body temperature that had increased due to drunkenness.

But the drunkenness also came to his head along with the gust of wind.

His consciousness became increasingly blurred, and he had no idea where he was going, so he walked randomly. No matter where you go.

The night breeze was so comfortable. I wonder what would happen to others when they were drunk. When Zhou Yunxiao was drunk, he just wanted to sing.

What song did Zhou Yunxiao sing?

"There is a man in Kaifeng, Bao Qingtian, who is selfless and can distinguish between loyal and traitor..."

Not only was it out of tune, he also gave it a "dang, dang, dang, dang" soundtrack.

With his ragged singing voice and floating steps, all the pedestrians returning home at night were frightened into taking a detour.

After all, there are too many perverts in this society. Who knows if this drunkard will suddenly go crazy?

He sang in disarray and walked in disarray. He didn't go very far when he suddenly felt the urge to vomit, which made him hold on to the tree on the side of the road and just vomit.

After vomiting, my mind went blank, my head rested on the tree trunk, my whole body was unconscious, and I struggled to hold on between falling and not falling.

A black shadow slowly approached him and quietly reached out to him...