Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous
Chapter 495 Sweeping Army
How effective was the idea Chen Chuan gave Fan Like?
Shen Xi was quite curious.
After all, I always feel that Fan Like is always punching and kicking here and there, and it is easy to bring unexpected "big surprises" to others.
Sure enough, feedback came soon afterward that he lived up to Shen Xi's evaluation of him.
While the iron was hot, Fan Like proudly took his newly minted wife home, immediately causing an uproar.
Fan's mother cried and scolded him for being disobedient. Fan's father angrily accused him of being rebellious, and then said that he would not recognize the marriage.
Fan Like shook his legs and said with an indifferent expression: "Whether you admit it or not, what's important? As long as the country recognizes it, how can you be bigger than the country? Are you as big as the sky?"
Listen, is this what a son should say? Father Fan fainted from anger on the spot and was carried away!
It will be even more exciting when it’s time to eat in the evening.
I heard that the fool Fan Like didn't listen to the old man's words and got married secretly. Whether it was to watch the fun or to please the old man, everyone in the Fan family came back after hearing the news.
We also discussed among the people of the Fan family who love each other that they must give a woman who is greedy for money a little look and let her know that the threshold of the Fan family is not that easy to enter.
Of course, thanks to that poisonous mouth, there is no Fan Like in this group.
So everyone was gearing up to start the Hongmen Banquet, but the result——
Fan Like took the two hundred and fifty and stepped onto the dining table with his wife on his arm. Forget it, before anyone could make an attack, it would be better for him to confront them and ask them one by one.
"Second uncle, what education do you have? What? High school? You don't have a high school. I remember you didn't even graduate from elementary school. Do you know? My wife is a doctor. Do you understand a doctor? Forget it, you definitely don't understand, you are an elementary school student. chicken!"
Very good, the second uncle carried it out.
"Uncle Third, I know, don't worry, you are a high school student. Do you know how far is the distance from high school to doctorate? Don't know? Hahahaha, let me tell you, it is a distance that you will never be able to reach in your life. Hahahahaha! Do you know who my wife teaches? College students, college students from prestigious universities, none of them in our family have passed the exam, and of course, let alone high school students like you."
Who are you scolding? The third uncle threw his chopsticks angrily and left.
"Auntie, hey, Auntie, why are you leaving? Hey, hey, why are you shouting more and more? But - Auntie is gone. So, uncle, what is your education level?"
"If I remember correctly, you didn't go to junior high school. You are a gangster on the street, so you are only a little better than my second uncle. By the way, when you see a high-level intellectual like my wife, you are a bastard. Do you have particularly low self-esteem? Actually, you don’t have to, you are half her elder after all, and even though she has a high degree of education, she won’t look down on a scumbag like you.”
My uncle pinched the person angrily.
"But, although my wife won't look down on you, you have to know your own interests and don't try to get in touch with my wife. If you don't understand her when she speaks, who will be responsible for the embarrassment?"
The pinch was ineffective, so my uncle carried him away!
"Hey, little uncle, don't leave, I haven't said anything yet..."
……
I can't survive this day, fall! !
When Zhou Yunxiao relayed this wonderful scene to Shen Xi, she burst out laughing.
This Fan Like, he is really a wonderful person.
In the end, at the dinner table that night, a group of people were ready to be very mean to Deng Wenjun, saying that she was so high-ranking that she got a certificate privately without meeting her parents, etc. It was best to shame this woman into running away automatically.
Don't even look at the lintel of the Fan family. How dare a woman with nothing dare to try to cling to her?
But who would have thought that the Fan family, who were aloof and arrogant, would be crushed to pieces by Fan Like using Deng Wenjun's academic qualifications, and they fled in defeat.
In the end, on the dining table that stretched as far as the eye could see, only Mr. Fan was left who was well-informed and stable.
Fan Like chuckled, "Grandpa..."
Mr. Fan's eyes widened: "Why, your grandpa and I can't read a word, are you going to laugh at me too?"
"How could that be possible? I am so filial, how could I do such a rebellious thing?"
Mr. Fan snorted coldly, that's pretty much it.
"But grandpa, you don't have to feel too inferior because you are illiterate. Although my wife is the one with the most education in our family."
Fan Like deliberately emphasized the word "gao". "But my wife has a good heart and won't discriminate against you."
Mr. Fan began to breathe unevenly.
"Well, when my wife is free, she will teach you how to read, so that you will not be blind for the rest of your life at such an old age..."
"I know the words!!" Mr. Fan clenched his hands and said each word one by one.
Of course he knows how to read, and he can do simple arithmetic and other things when doing small business, and he can still use it. When the business gets bigger and it comes time to sign a contract, is it possible that he signs it haphazardly?
After working so hard and trying his best, he finally recognized some common words. He had suffered enough from being uneducated in his life.
Therefore, he whipped the descendants of the Fan family, hoping that they would learn more knowledge and not become illiterate like him.
But, it’s really hard to say about genes.
The Fan family is smart, but they are basically scumbags. Even the third generation, who drags their feet and spends countless money, basically goes abroad to buy a degree from a pheasant university.
The one and only Fan Lijian, let’s just not mention it.
It's all because the couple in Dafang are not living up to expectations and short-sighted. They finally have a grandson who can read, but for their selfish reasons, they interrupted his studies.
So much so that today I was ridiculed by Fan Like to the point of being embarrassed. Otherwise, how could I give it a try tonight?
By the way, which one is bigger, a master's degree or a doctorate?
Mr. Fan was suddenly curious, but didn't have the nerve to ask. Besides, Fan Like knows nothing!
"You know the words, but can you speak English? My wife is a teacher in the Department of Foreign Languages. Not only can she speak English, but she can also speak..." Fan Like looked at Deng Wenjun.
Deng Wenjun immediately replied sheepishly: "I majored in Arabic, and minored in French and Italian."
She has been particularly talented in languages since she was a child. As long as it is a language, she can learn it very quickly and easily.
When Fan Like heard this, his nostrils turned up proudly: "Listen, my wife can speak ten foreign languages!! You can't even understand what she said!"
He glanced at the old man with contempt and asked him with a sense of superiority: "By the way, Grandpa, do you know where Arabia is?"
I know your der!
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