Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Chen Xi quickly went back to make up for it: "Oh, this is just an adjective. Don't worry about those details."

"How could you not care? It's a matter of honor, big or small." He put the bamboo basket into the water again, looked at his wife and said, "Fame is very important, look at Zhou Yunxiao."

That makes sense, why don’t you want to die?

If she didn't know him well enough, Shen Xi would have almost been deceived by him, talking like a chaste woman in ancient times.

Okay, let's discuss it.

"It's not like there are more than a hundred heroes like Zhou Yunxiao in front of me. It's hard for me to treat you now without wearing colored glasses."

To be honest, the number was so shocking that it would scare a female college student to death at random.

You can count, even since high school, he has won more than a hundred girls in more than ten years. This guy has more than a dozen girls a year, and he has one girlfriend a month?

After having such a good time, Chen Chuan and he are good friends. As the saying goes, people are divided into groups, think about it...

Chen Chuan sighed. If he had known that he would get into such an unreasonable disaster, why would he be so honest? If he directly stated that he didn’t know, could his wife pursue the case?

Look, he said, couples don’t have to be frank about every detail.

The consequences...

"Bao, can we look at the problem fairly and justly? If you want to distinguish people by groups, think about one of your friends..."

Shen Xi thought of Tao Ke... immediately clasped his hands together, tilted his head and smiled sweetly at Chen Chuan: "Husband, Zhou Yunxiao is Zhou Yunxiao, he is a big carrot, you are single-minded, pure and good, and the best husband in the world. .”

"Well, that's good, is there anything else?"

What is it like to have a husband who loves to listen to good things?

Words are short...

*

At around 11 o'clock in the middle of the night, the Chen couple were doing some emotional exercise before going to bed.

Then when push comes to shove, someone reaches for the safety item.

After searching for a long time, I found nothing.

Chen Chuan gritted his teeth, used up his utmost willpower, stood up and rummaged through his duffel bag.

After neatly looking through it inside and out, it turned out that the unopened small box was gone.

Shen Xi lay on the bed, watching someone gritting his teeth in such an excited state, laughing until he hit the bed.

It's really, really funny. I didn't expect that Chen Chuan would be here today.

"You're still laughing, where are the things?" The veins beside Chen Chuan's forehead jumped.

"Haha...how do I know...Haha, you packed everything."

"I clearly remembered to put it in the side pocket."

He was sure.

"Could it be that you remembered it wrong?"

"What do you think?"

She thought it was impossible. Chen Chuan can be called a walking robot, never forgetting anything.

"Then... look for it again..." Her eyes slipped somewhere unconsciously, trying to hold back her laughter, but... it was so funny that Shen Xi fell on the bed laughing again.

If it wasn't really inappropriate, she would have wanted to take a photo of this scene.

This is completely black history.

He looked at her: "I remember you going through your luggage on the way?"

"Yes, I like to hold plum blossoms in my mouth when I'm in the car. You know, I asked you to put it next to me..."

Shen Xi stopped talking.

That...maybe...probably, she took it out and got off the car while she was rummaging through it.

She suggested weakly: "How about... you go get it?"

Chen Chuan fell on the sofa, covering his eyes with one hand, and asked the sky silently.

"Do you think it's appropriate for me to go out now?"

Not to mention having to wake up Fan Like to get the car keys.

Uh... Shen Xi couldn't help but glance at the excited person again... Hahahaha, I'm sorry, she fell down laughing again.

Chen Chuan grinds his teeth, but she still has the nerve to smile? Whose fault is it all?

"Haha... Then how about a truce tonight?" Chen Xi suggested while laughing.

"Truce? You are beautiful!"

She just doesn't have enough space to clean up, and it seems he can't spare her!

He stood up and walked to the big bed. He reached out and touched the bedside table. Sure enough, there was a spare one.

Very good, everything is ready, she will pay the price tonight for what she just laughed at.

only……

After a lot of crying and howling, something embarrassing and unexpected happened...

"MD!" Chen Chuan, who was in a stable mood, got up from her and couldn't hold back and cursed a very dirty word.

Shit farm, what kind of garbage cover does it provide?

It's too awful! tonight……

Chen Xi gasped and laughed at the same time. Really, what kind of luck did Mr. Chen have today.

"Do you still have the heart to laugh?" Chen Chuan looked at his teammates and felt particularly unhappy.

"Haha..." Shen Xi really didn't want to be so unsympathetic, but she couldn't help it.

Who would have thought that half way through, the set would break.

No way, the ones provided by the farm are usually one size fits all...

Chen Chuan turned over and lay flat on the bed, feeling weak and wanting to scold his mother.

The unsympathetic teammates had fun for a long time, and finally thought of their poor husband, stretched out their legs and kicked him: "Hey."

"Yeah." He said weakly.

"You said... in our situation, is it considered contraception or not avoiding it?" After all, protection is half the battle...

Such a professional question made Chen Chuan suddenly sit up from the bed and look at his wife.

His wife looked back at him with a pure face.

He gritted his teeth and thought about it carefully, then asked her: "When is your safe period?"

Shen Xi thought for a long time and asked: "How do you calculate the safe period?" She forgot whether it was between two menstrual periods or somewhere...

Well, the omniscient classmate Chen Chuan really encountered a blind spot in knowledge this time.

At first, Chen Chuan only studied the most effective contraceptive methods. Others were said to be unsafe, so he did not study them thoroughly.

Now……

He grabbed the phone, searched it carefully, and then breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his wife's relatives had just left, so they should be safe.

After all the fright and torment, Mr. Chen lay motionless on the bed.

Don't dare to move either.

Just that garbage bag is not scary enough.

He calmed down, but Shen Xi became more playful, lying down and placing her hands on his smooth and strong chest.

"Husband~~"

The voice is as sweet as honey, and you can tell it has bad intentions as soon as you hear it.

"Calm down." He reached out and took off her rebellious hand.

"Are you... afraid to play anymore? Huh?"

Stop? That's impossible to stop. Chen Chuan finally suffered such a big loss. The key is that he doesn't dare to mess around now. Can she let him go?

impossible!

When he dealt with her before, he really didn't hold back at all. If she didn't come back with revenge, would she still be Shen Xi?

So Shen Xi touched her husband until his eyes turned red and he was breathing heavily, as if he was about to die. Then she was satisfied and stopped and prepared to go to bed.

Chen Chuan grabbed her hand and said, "Just leaving?"

"Yeah, I'm sleepy."

"You act like this and are irresponsible?"