I make the three realms of immortals, demons and humans miserable

Yiyi: "(I have to say that Yu Siyuan is really handsome. I wonder which little girl will be so lucky in the future.)"

Then after Yiyi finished speaking, he kissed Yu Siyuan's neck several times, leaving several deep kiss marks and some marks on his upper body. At the same time, he pinched his own neck with his hands. There were some eye-catching kiss marks on her waist and neck.

Yiyi: "(Oh my god, it really hurts. In order to make him believe me, I really hit myself hard.)"

System: "Host, will he believe it if you do this?"

Then Yiyi pulled Siyuan's hand and put Yu Siyuan's arm around her waist, and she also put her arms around Yu Siyuan's waist.

Yiyi: "(Would you like to try it first? Maybe he loves me so much that I will believe it?)"

Then Yiyi shook Yu Siyuan to wake him up quickly.

After a while, Yu Siyuan opened his eyes and looked at Yiyi holding him in front of him. What he saw was that there were many marks on Yiyi's neck. There is no doubt that he is thinking that these are all caused by his excessive indulgence.

In order to convince him more, Yiyi planned to talk in his sleep to make him more determined.

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Yiyi, you are finally mine."

Yu Siyuan hugged Yiyi tightly, not wanting her to let go and wanting to continue like this.

Yiyi opened her mouth and rubbed her eyes with her hands.

Yiyi: "Well, don't come, Xiaoyu, I'm too tired."

When Yu Siyuan heard what Yiyi said, he felt very distressed. It was all because of his lack of restraint. If he had been more restrained, he wouldn't have made Yiyi so tired. He also felt that he hugged her too tightly and woke her up. Yiyi.

Yiyi opened her eyes and rubbed them with her hands. Seeing that Yu Siyuan had woken up, she quickly covered her head with the quilt to make herself look even weaker.

Yiyi: "Xiaoyu, you're awake."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Hmm..."

Yiyi: "Well, I was wrong about you. Don't come again. I really can't stand it anymore. Let's do it next time. Let's talk next time."

When Yu Siyuan saw Yiyi's actions, he couldn't help laughing in his heart, and quickly tried to take the quilt away with his hands.

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Sister, please take away the quilt!"

Yiyi: "I won't, unless you promise me not to come again."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Okay, I promise you."

Yiyi: "Really."

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Really, take the quilt away quickly, otherwise you will cover yourself up and Xiaoyu will feel bad."

Yiyi: "Okay, then I believe you."

Then Yiyi revealed her head and looked at Yu Siyuan.

Yu Siyuan looked at Yiyi and felt that his baby was so cute.

Yiyi: "Xiaoyu blames you. If you hadn't been like that yesterday, I would be like that now..."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Yes, yes, it's all Xiaoyu's fault. If you want to beat me or punish me, sister, just do it."

Yiyi: "That's not bad. Look at me. These are all good things you did."

System: "Host, this is too fake! You obviously twisted it yourself. No matter how much he loves you, he can't tell the difference between the traces of kissing and the traces of your twisting!"

Yiyi: "(Since you think he doesn't believe it, then I'll let him believe it until he does.)"

Yiyi: "I don't care, I will bite you back."

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Okay, let me bite the little fish back to my sister."

System: "No, host, Yu Siyuan actually believed that these traces were done by him."

Yiyi: "(Isn't that impossible to believe? Don't forget that after a person gets the person he loves, he will have an extra layer of light. No matter how many wrong things this person has done, he will still You will think she has never done it. Besides, you told me that Yu Siyuan's love value for me was already full, so I was so sure that he would believe me.)"

System: "Hey, Yu Siyuan is really a love brain."

Yiyi: "(Hahaha, system, how come this sentence is so inconsistent from your mouth!)"

Then Yiyi bit Yu Siyuan a few times.

Yu Siyuan looked at the marks on Yiyi's body. Although he heard Yiyi say that it was him who kissed her, the more he looked at the marks, the more deliberate he felt.

Yu Siyuan touched the marks on Yiyi's body with his hand.

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "This...how is this trace..."

Yiyi heard what Yu Siyuan said and knew that he still didn't believe it, so she quickly grabbed his hand.

Yiyi: "Hmph, are you no longer responsible after eating and wiping it all away?"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "No, no, no, no, sister, that's not what I meant."

Yiyi: "That's what you mean. Look, I kissed you on your body. Now you just want to default on your debt and not take responsibility for me."

Yiyi: "I don't care. I want you to be responsible for me. You will never leave me in your life."

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "I will be responsible, but this trace...I..."

Then Yiyi quickly started her performance.

Yi Yi: "Yu Siyuan, you big bastard, you heartless man, you eat me up and wipe me clean, you don't want to be responsible for me, how can you do this to me, I will never pay attention to you again."

Seeing Yiyi's aggrieved look, Yu Siyuan felt a little doubtful in his heart whether he was really wrong.

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "(I am wrong in my suspicion, but...)"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have doubted you."

Yiyi: "So you have to be responsible for me, you know?"

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Yes."

System: "Host, you are so awesome, he actually believed it. I thought he started to doubt that this trace was done by him?"

Yiyi: "(Look, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. With my operation, he will believe it even if he doesn't believe it.)"

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "But I don't understand one thing, sister, when did you fall in love with Xiaoyu."

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "After all, when we were getting along with Xiaoyu, my sister kept a distance from Xiaoyu intentionally or unintentionally. Even Xiaoyu and my sister were separated for such a long time. Xiaoyu felt that my sister should be You’ve almost forgotten about me.”

System: "Come on, come on, Yu Siyuan's question is coming, host, please take over!"

Yiyi: "(I know, don't bother me.)"

The system closed its mouth in grievance.

Yiyi: "Xiaoyu, how can you think so? Xiaoyu, since I have been with you for so long, I think you are a polite and kind person, and I also like you unknowingly. Myself, but when I knew that I fell in love with you, you were no longer the child I knew at the beginning, and our identities made me have to hide this love in my heart, but today I really want to tell you Others, I like you, and I can't let others snatch you away, so if saying that I like you makes you feel embarrassed, then let's just do what we did before!"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "No, no, my sister has misunderstood Xiaoyu. Xiaoyu likes my sister, but Xiaoyu thinks this is just like a dream. Xiaoyu is really afraid that if she wakes up from the dream, her sister will not be there." ”

Yiyi: "Okay, okay, my sister likes our Xiaoyu the most. Xiaoyu, please stop thinking so much, okay?"

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Okay."

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "(Why do I always feel like this is not real, and why do I always have the feeling that my sister is about to leave me?)"

Then Yiyi got up and got out of bed, but accidentally got cramps.

Yiyi: "Ouch! It hurts."

When Yu Siyuan heard Yiyi cry out in pain, he thought it was because he was too indulgent.

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Sister, how are you? Are you still in pain?"

Yiyi: "There's still a little bit, but it's okay!"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "What should we do? Sister, you lie down and I'll buy some ointment to rub it on for you. Sister has been moving for so long and she must be hungry. I'll prepare some for you. food."

Yiyi: "(He won't misunderstand that I am hurting there!)"

System: "Hahaha, the host may be it! After all, Yu Siyuan is in the illusion, but he has been struggling for more than two hours!"

Yiyi: "(Shut up and forget about this matter.)"

The system is aggrieved.

System: "Hmph! Host, why don't you let the system talk about it? You were obviously the one who wanted to use puppets to deal with Yu Siyuan, and it was you who asked the system to call you when he finished, and now you still want the system not to talk about it. .”

Yiyi: "(Okay, okay, don't be angry. It's not that I don't want you to say this, but it's really a shame to say this.)"

System: "Okay, then the system won't talk about it anymore."

Yiyi: "Okay, thank you Xiaoyu."

Then Yu Siyuan got out of bed, put on his clothes, and went out to get the ointment.

Yiyi: "(How is the system? Does he believe it?)"

System: "I see, the host is really powerful, and Yu Siyuan is really not very smart!"

Yiyi: "(Hahaha, the system is not that Yu Siyuan is not smart, but that a man got the woman he likes. Anyone who has experienced such a beautiful fantasy will probably choose to believe that the love brain is gone.)"

System: "Yes, host, you are right, Yu Siyuan is in love now! The system doesn't seem as cold and distant as before. The system thought that people like Yu Siyuan were not good at talking before, even after experiencing If you encounter such an illusion, you will choose to believe in your own reason, and in the end, you will trust the host without any doubt."

System: "But host, you are too cruel to yourself. You actually dare to be cruel to yourself and twist your skin hard to create marks. It hurts the system just looking at it."

Yiyi: "(You think I think, I can only do this, didn't you say you can't make such marks? Then I can only twist it up myself and make these marks for him to discover!)"

Yiyi: "(Okay, okay, I'll take a rest first. When Siyuan comes in, you can tell me again.)"

System: "Okay, host."

The system cut off the conversation with Yiyi.

System: "(I really don’t understand. Yu Siyuan worked so hard in the illusion, so the tired person should be Yu Siyuan! Why does it seem that the host is the one who is tired now? The host obviously didn’t do anything at all. !)”

Then the system thought for a while and suddenly realized.

System: "(The host must be too lazy.)"

On the other side, Yiyi was asleep and didn't know that the system was talking bad about her.

Downstairs, Yu Siyuan was asking the boss if there was any medicine for injuries.

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Boss, is there any medicine for trauma, um... injuries, in your inn?"

The owner of the Dragon Inn: "Sir, are you injured?"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Absolutely, it's that kind of... medicine."

The owner of the Dragon Inn: "Sir, what kind of medicine are you talking about?"

The innkeeper couldn't hear clearly which drug Yu Siyuan was talking about?

Then Yu Siyuan quietly asked the boss to come over and tell him.

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "It's the kind of medicine that a woman applies to the area that hurts after having sex. Just tell me if you have it. If so, I'll buy it from you."

When the boss heard this, he immediately reacted. He looked at Yu Siyuan with an expression that all men understood. Yu Siyuan was aware of his thoughts and did not dare to look at the boss.

The owner of the Longtiao Inn: "Yes, yes. Please wait a moment, sir."

Then the boss took out a small bottle of medicine from the cabinet.

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Is this... possible?"

The owner of the Dragon Inn: "Hey! Sir, don't underestimate this little medicine. It's made from a lot of herbs. Why wouldn't I give it to an ordinary person?"

The owner of the Dragon Inn: "This bottle of medicine is very effective for wounds. You only need to apply it on the wound for a day or two and it will be back to normal."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Okay, how much money will I give you?"

The owner of the Dragon Inn: "Oh, sir, I don't need the money. The girl with you has already given me enough money. How can I have the nerve to collect your money!"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Then I'll thank the boss."

Then the innkeeper asked Yu Siyuan to come over quietly.

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Boss, do you have anything else to do?"

The owner of the Longtiao Inn: "Guest, I know you young people can't help themselves and can't control it at the moment, but no matter how much you like each other, you still have to exercise restraint. After all, it's still broad daylight."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "I understand, thank you boss for reminding me."

Then Yu Siyuan took the medicine and went upstairs with a blushing face.

This scene was seen by Cha Luoyuan's maid who had just come out, and then she quickly went back to close the door and tell him Miss.

Second-hand maid: "Miss, Miss."

Cha Luoyuan: "What's wrong? I'm crying in mourning! I'm so busy, are there any rules in the tea house?"

The second-hand maid: "Yes, please forgive me, Miss."