I make the three realms of immortals, demons and humans miserable

When Yu Siyuan heard Yiyi say that her stomach was bloated, she began to worry that Yiyi would feel uncomfortable.

Leader of Lingshan School (Yu Siyuan): "Sister, did you eat too much to hold on? Sister, wait for Xiaoyu. Xiaoyu will go to the boss now to get some hawthorn for sister to eat."

Yiyi quickly took Yu Siyuan's hand.

Yiyi: "Oh, no need."

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "How can that be done? My sister's health is the most important thing."

Yiyi sighed.

Yiyi: "(Why is this guy so clueless? It seems he still has to let me guide him.)"

System: "Hahaha, host, you have never been in love, how can you teach others?"

Yiyi: "(Who said you don't know how to do something if you haven't been in love? I haven't eaten pork, haven't I seen a pig running? Judging from my countless experience in watching movies, this is just a small problem.) "

Yiyi: "Xiaoyu, it's better not to trouble the boss. My sister has a way to digest food quickly, but I don't know if Xiaoyu will help her."

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Of course, Xiaoyu will definitely help my sister."

Yiyi: "Well, my way is for Xiaoyu and I to practice dual cultivation, so that not only can I digest food, but you, Xiaoyu, can also improve your spells."

Yu Siyuan suddenly heard Yiyi say this, and his face suddenly turned red.

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "(Sister, what she said is not what I understand! Sister, she wants to practice dual cultivation with me.)"

Cha Luoyuan and the maid who were eavesdropping outside immediately understood what Yu Siyuan and Yi Yi were talking about.

The second-hand maid: "Miss, they are too courageous to do that kind of thing in broad daylight."

Cha Luoyuan: "Huh, she is indeed the kind of shameless woman."

The second-hand maid: "That's right, miss, are we going to go in and stop them?"

Cha Luoyuan: "Let's take a look first!"

Second-hand maid: "Yes, Miss."

Yiyi: "(How is the system? Are the two eavesdroppers outside gone?)"

System: "Host, no! They are still eavesdropping!"

Yiyi: "(What, I'm like this, and they are still there? Do you really want me to take off my clothes and go to bed with Yu Siyuan?)"

System: "Well, the host can actually do this."

Yiyi: "(Get out.)"

The system was immediately shut up by Yiyi's sudden scolding.

Yiyi: "(Okay, since they want to watch, then I will act with them to the end.)"

Yiyi: "I have made it clear to you, Xiaoyu, why are you still acting like a lump of wood?"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): “Sister, it’s not what Xiaoyu understands, is it?”

Yiyi: "That's what you understand. I like you, I want to be with you, I want to kiss you and hold you high."

Yiyi: "Oh, why should I, a girl, say this kind of thing? Couldn't it be said by you, a boy?"

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Yes, Xiaoyu is wrong."

Yiyi: "Since you are wrong, you must be punished."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Punishment? What punishment?"

Yu Siyuan didn't understand what the punishment Yiyi suddenly said was?

Yiyi: "The punishment is of course that you take off your clothes yourself."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Ah!"

Yiyi: "Ah what? You take off your clothes, and then I take off mine, so that we can cultivate together! Don't you want to?"

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "No, no, Xiaoyu thought."

Yiyi: "That's fine, then why are you still standing there! Why don't you take off your clothes?"

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Yes, sister."

Then Yu Siyuan obediently began to take off his clothes. Now he was taking off his clothes even faster than usual.

Seeing how anxious Yu Siyuan was, Yiyi thought to herself that she had gone too far. What if it really got to that point and she needed to be honest with her?

Yiyi: "(System, get up quickly.)"

System: "What's wrong with the host?"

Yiyi: "(Let me ask you, can you let me and Xiaoyu's dual cultivation become an illusion?)"

System: "What do you mean? Host, do you want Yu Siyuan to have a dream about practicing dual cultivation with you?"

Yiyi: "(Yes, that's what I mean.)"

When the system heard Yiyi's request, she felt a little pity for Siyuan in her heart. She didn't expect that the host would actually take advantage of the illusion when she created opportunities for Yu Siyuan.

System: "Hey, Yu Siyuan, it's not that the system doesn't help you, but the host wants to do this. If you find out in the future, if you want to blame, just blame the host!"

System: "That's okay, but if the two people outside are still eavesdropping, they probably don't believe it."

Yiyi: "(So I still need you to help me create an illusion and also create the sounds that Yu Siyuan and I will make when we practice together.)"

System: "Ah, that's it. If this happens, they will believe it."

Yiyi: "(Yes, then what are you waiting for? Get ready!)"

Then Yu Siyuan had already taken off all the clothes on his upper body. Looking at the clothes on his lower body, he wondered if he should continue to take them off, and then looked up at Yiyi.

Yiyi took Yu Siyuan's hand and walked to the bed.

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Sister, we are."

Yiyi: "Shh! Don't call me sister. From now on, call me Yiyi. You can also call me baby in bed."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Okay, Yiyi. And...baby."

Next, Yiyi asked Yu Siyuan to lie down on the bed, so he lay upright on the bed and couldn't relax for a moment. Seeing Yu Siyuan's appearance, Yiyi couldn't help but laugh out loud in her heart.

Yiyi: "(This little guy looks like this, he thought I was going to eat him!)"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "(I'm so nervous, my heart is pounding, but I will do whatever my sister asks him to do.)"

Then Yu Siyuan saw Yiyi climb onto the bed and sit astride him. As soon as Yiyi sat down, the lower parts of her body immediately stood up with blood spurting out. Yiyi also felt something pressing against her below.

Yiyi: "Oh my god! Although Xiaoyu looks small, he is not small at all in other aspects! If he really practices dual cultivation with him, his waist may be ruined.)"

Yu Siyuan saw that Yiyi was really going to do this. Although he liked it in his heart, it was a bit sudden for him, and it was still broad daylight. If they made any noise later, he would If the disciples or others heard it, he didn't care. It would be bad if it ruined Yiyi's reputation.

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Yiyi, let's talk about it at night!"

Yiyi: "Ah!"

Yiyi heard Yu Siyuan tell her to stop now and planned to talk at night.

System: "Hahahaha, host, you have been rejected."

Yiyi: "(Just kidding, the arrow was already on the string, but he actually told me whether I could stop firing it.)"

System: "Then host, do you want to stop?"

Yiyi: "(Why did you stop? If I stopped, wouldn't it make the two people eavesdropping outside see my joke?)"

Yiyi: "Xiaoyu, we have already reached this point, how can you make me stop? Xiaoyu, do you not like me at all, or are you attracted to that girl named Cha Luoyuan? Look. It’s just me being sentimental.”

After saying that, Yiyi stood up and looked like she was leaving.

Cha Luoyuan, who was eavesdropping outside, heard what Yi Yi said. He also wanted to know if Yu Siyuan had a crush on her, so he pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the answer.

When Yu Siyuan heard what Yiyi said, he became anxious. He quickly grabbed Yiyi and refused to let him go.

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "No, no, no, I don't like Yiyi, and I don't like that Miss Tea either. You are the only person I like."

Yiyi: "Really?

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): “Of course it’s true.”

Cha Luoyuan outside heard Yu Siyuan's answer and clenched her hands, feeling very angry. The maid next to her saw Cha Luoyuan looking so angry, but she didn't dare to rush in and stop them.

Second-hand maid: "Miss, let's go!"

Cha Luoyuan: "Wait a little longer, I want to see what else they can do."

The second-hand maid: "But..."

Cha Luoyuan: "Are you the master or am I the master?"

The second-hand maid: "Miss, please forgive me, but this slave deserves to die."

Cha Luoyuan: "Okay, pay attention next time."

Second-hand maid: "Yes, Miss."

Yiyi: "Then why did you ask me to stop? Since you like me, why don't you want to do this with me? Could it be that?"

Yiyi: "Don't you think you can't do it, Xiaoyu?"

Yu Siyuan suddenly felt bad when Yi Yi said this. He just wanted to prevent Yi Yi from being discovered by others in broad daylight. How could Yi Yi misunderstand that he was inhumane now? If he is misunderstood by Yiyi, he will be laughed at for the rest of his life. This is related to his dignity.

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Yiyi, I don't. I'm asking you to stop now because I don't want to attract people if you do this during the day, so I'm worried about your reputation."

Yiyi: "Oh! Really? Then I still don't believe it?"

Leader of the Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Well... Yiyi, how can you believe it?"

Yiyi: "If you want me to believe you, then let's go ahead and let me take a look at you. Is that okay?"

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Ah..."

Yiyi: "What is this? I don't care about the reputation. You still care about the red tape."

Leader of Lingshan Sect (Yu Siyuan): "Okay."

Upon hearing that Yu Siyuan finally let go of his prejudices and accepted it, Yiyi and the system's plan was about to begin.

Yiyi: "(The system quickly enters the fantasy world, remember to turn up all the sounds of rustling.)"

System: "Understand the host, everything is taken care of by the system."

Then Yiyi pulled down the curtain on the bed. Although Yiyi is not from this era and doesn't care about her reputation, she doesn't want to perform in front of others in broad daylight. She closed the curtain to avoid being seen by others. Even now It was the two eavesdroppers outside who broke the window paper and couldn't see them clearly on the bed.

Yiyi: "(System, later you will make up an illusion for Yu Siyuan. As for what kind of illusion it is, then make up an illusion for him where he and I practice dual cultivation. As for the leader of the illusion, I will leave it to Yu Siyuan." Come on! I said he can’t do it, so let him find his dignity as a man in the illusion!)”

System: "Okay, host, I didn't expect you to consider the host's dignity as a man!"

Yiyi: "(Of course, if because I say something bad about him, he will think about this and have a shadow in his heart when he looks for a partner in the future, then wouldn't I become a big sinner?)"

System: "Okay, so that's it."

Yiyi: "(By the way, remember to make the sound louder so that the two people eavesdropping outside can hear how Yu Siyuan and I are happy.)"

System: "No problem, host."

Then the system conjured a spell, causing Yu Siyuan to temporarily fall into a coma, and created an illusion in Yu Siyuan's mind.

After Yu Siyuan passed out, he began to enter the illusion.

In that illusion, Yiyi took off her clothes, and then the two began to communicate in depth.

Because the leader of this illusion was left to Yu Siyuan, and I heard that Yiyi thought he was not good, so he had to prove that he was good.

After Yu Siyuan kissed Yiyi, he got out of control. After Yu Siyuan tasted Yiyi's delicious taste, he started to kiss her gently along her body.

(Yiyi) in the fantasy: "Be gentle, um, please, please be gentle..."

(Yiyi) in the fantasy: "Ah, don't touch, ah, tongue, don't lick your tongue..."

(Yiyi) in the fantasy: "Don't... don't suck like that, um, it will... um..."

Yu Siyuan heard the most beautiful sound in his life. At this moment, he just wanted to leave his own traces on Yiyi's body. The two people outside heard the sound. They didn't expect that Ichthyosaurus could become one. Do this kind of thing during the day

The secondary maid: "She is indeed a vixen. She is so good at seducing people. How shameless."

Cha Luoyuan directly slapped the maid.

The maid didn't understand why the young lady slapped him. Kneel down quickly.

Cha Luoyuan: "Do you know why I hit you?"

The second-hand maid: "I don't know, please make it clear."

Cha Luoyuan: "She can seduce him as an ordinary person. Do you mean that I am not even as good as her?"

The maid quickly denied that she didn't mean it.

The second-hand maid: "My lady's status is supreme, how can this vixen be compared to her?"

Cha Luoyuan: "That's pretty much it."

Cha Luoyuan: "Why are you still here? Do you want to continue listening?"

Second-hand maid: "Yes, Miss."

Then Cha Luoyuan left the place angrily with his maid.