I make the three realms of immortals, demons and humans miserable
Chapter 20 Return to the Palace
Then Yiyi came to the mortal world.
Yiyi: "It really scared me to death. I was so embarrassed when we first met. The emperor must have a very bad impression of me."
System: "Host, don't worry, maybe the emperor has a good impression of you! After all, the host is very good-looking, and his appearance is stunning."
Yiyi: "I hope this emperor doesn't look at me carefully. It seems that I can only come to the God Realm next time to attack the emperor. I am really a bit busy now, running here and there, and I am exhausted."
Just when Yiyi was still worried about whether the emperor would have a bad impression of her, the emperor was searching for Yiyi's identity in his Zichen Palace. The emperor was bound to find the woman who broke into the palace today.
Mortal world.
Yiyi came to the palace again.
Actor: "Meet the Imperial Master."
Yiyi: "No courtesy."
Trooper: "Master, Your Majesty has not been able to find you in the past few months. His Majesty killed many maids and eunuchs in anger. Where has the Master been in the past few months?"
Yiyi: "What, has it been a few months?"
Actor: "Yes!"
Yiyi: "(System, haven't I only been to the God Realm for a few hours? Why have it been so many months?)"
System: "(Host, I forgot to tell you, one day in the sky is equivalent to one year in the underground.)"
Yiyi: "(What! Isn't there a rebellion in the palace?)"
Yiyi: "(You didn't tell me earlier!)"
System: "(Sorry! Host.)"
Yiyi: "(I have to go back quickly to see if Chu Lingyuan will have a hard time without me.)"
Then Yiyi came to the palace where the emperor lived.
Yiyi: "See Your Majesty."
Chu Linghuang: "The Imperial Preceptor is back. I thought the Imperial Preceptor was lying to me! Where has the Imperial Preceptor been in the past few months? How come I sent so many people out and couldn't find you, the Imperial Preceptor? Should the Imperial Preceptor be given to you?" I have an explanation."
Yiyi: "(Oh my god! It's so tragic. The dog emperor must have thought I was absconding out of fear of crime in the past few months, and he may have become suspicious of me.)"
System: "Host, take care."
Yiyi: "Go on your way."
Chu Linghuang: "Master, are you talking to me?"
Yiyi: "(What a tragedy, why are you so anxious to speak out what's on your mind?)"
Yiyi: "No, no, Your Majesty, you heard wrong."
Chu Linghuang: "Master, don't think that because you are the Lotus Immortal, I can't do anything to you. If you come back now and don't make me the elixir of life, then although I won't be able to kill you, those common people will still be able to kill you." You can win over them, right? National Preceptor!"
Yiyi: "Oh my god! This dog emperor is angry and dares to threaten me. Does he think I am scared? Even if I don't make the elixir now, he dares to do anything to me!)"
System: "But host, you told the emperor to refine the elixir of immortality for him. If you regret it now, he will really kill the people. Are you going to bet on the lives of innocent people? !”
Yiyi: "I know! I'm just talking, and I don't really want to bet on people's lives, but I'm really angry. Forget it, just be patient for a while and see if I don't mess with him in the future.)"
System: "Okay, okay, host, then just obey the emperor's words! If the emperor regrets it, it will be bad if it affects the second prince."
Yiyi: "(Yes! Second Prince!)"
Yiyi: "Back to Your Majesty, it's my fault that I disappeared these past few months. I blame me for not telling Your Majesty where I was going. Please forgive me."
Chu Linghuang: "If the Imperial Master can correct his mistakes after he realizes them, then I won't be so unkind."
Yiyi: "Thank you for your understanding, Your Majesty."
Chu Linghuang: "Then the Imperial Master, tell me where the Imperial Master has been in the past few months. I sent so many people but they couldn't find him."
Yiyi: "To answer your Majesty's question, I have been to heaven in the past few months."
Chu Linghuang: "Heaven, what is the purpose of the national master going to heaven?"
Yiyi: "I will go to the heaven to help His Majesty inquire about the gods, how mortals can cultivate to become gods, and how to deal with the catastrophe of thunder."
Chu Linghuang: "What did the Imperial Master ask about?"
Yiyi: "The gods told me that mortals need to go through a lot of hardships to become immortals. They need to be accompanied by people with high magic power when practicing. If there is no one to accompany them, it is basically very difficult to ascend to immortality on their own. At best, all magic power will be destroyed, and at worst, all the magic power will be destroyed. Then the soul will fly away."
System: "Hahaha! Host, when you went to the God Realm, didn't you just hide under the water and watch the emperor take a bath? How could you ask about this?"
Yiyi: "(Shut up, if I didn't say so, would the emperor look good on me?)"
Yiyi: "(Besides, when I went to the God Realm, I didn't just peek at the emperor taking a bath.)"
System: "Yes, yes! The host also marveled that the emperor's little guy is not a mortal thing, it is very big! Hahaha!"
Yiyi: "(You! System, don't you want me to complete the mission? How dare you do this to your host, ah!)"
System: "Okay, okay, this system won't talk about it anymore, hahaha!"
Chu Linghuang: "Then the Imperial Master has invited gods to escort me to my ascension."
Yiyi: "Of course, after your Majesty has taken all the elixirs of immortality, a great god from heaven will come to the world. By then, your Majesty will be able to survive the thunderstorm safely."
System: "Alas! My host has started talking nonsense again."
Chu Linghuang: "Okay, the Imperial Master has thought carefully about me and is a loyal minister."
Chu Linghuang: "Here comes someone!"
Actor: "Here!"
Chu Linghuang: "Give the Imperial Master a bounty of ten thousand taels, and arrange a residence not far from the palace for the Imperial Master to live well. Don't neglect the Imperial Master."
Actor: "Yes, Your Majesty."
Yiyi: "(Wow! Wanliang of gold! Did you hear the system!)"
System: "I heard it. I heard it. The system is not deaf."
Yiyi: "(If this golden taels were estimated to be worth hundreds of millions in modern times! It's a pity that the things here can't be taken back.)"
System: "Host, you know that this emperor got this gold by plundering the people's wealth and anointing. Can you accept this money with peace of mind, host?"
Yiyi: "(I know this money is the hard-earned money of the people, but do you dare to refuse the things the emperor has given me! I'm afraid the emperor will be angry again, so I will use some of this money to help the people. We can exchange the money for Turn it into food, disguise it, and go out to distribute it to the people. You think this is enough.)"
System: "That's a good thing too."
Chu Linghuang: "Master, what are my arrangements?"
Yiyi: "I am very satisfied. Thank you Your Majesty for the reward. I am very grateful."
Chu Linghuang: "That's good. If nothing happens, the Imperial Master will go down first! I'm still worried about the elixir you made! The Imperial Master must make it for me!"
Yiyi: "Yes, Your Majesty, I will take my leave now."
Chu Linghuang: "Yeah!"
Yiyi: "(This emperor, it seems, doesn't believe me yet? I guess I was monitored the moment I entered the palace, and my every move will be secretly reported to the emperor.)"
System: "What about the host? We still have to do tasks! We can't just waste time in the palace."
Yiyi: "I know that this is the time for you to play a role in the system."
System: "Yes! Host, what do you want me to do?"
Yiyi: "System, since the emperor has sent people to monitor me secretly, then naturally I can't kill the person who is monitoring me rashly, otherwise the emperor will notice it. Then if you say that the person who came to monitor me is monitoring There’s a dummy!”
System: "Host, are you thinking?"
Yiyi: "Yes, I need the system to transform you into my appearance, handle all the things in the palace for me, help me make the elixir for the emperor, help me deal with interpersonal relationships, etc."
System: "No, host, I'm just a code machine. This system doesn't fully understand how to communicate with people. I'm afraid that I'll get in trouble, which will cause trouble."
Yiyi: "No, haven't you been with me for such a long time? I believe you can do it. Besides, as long as you don't talk and act aloof, there shouldn't be many people around. I will come to chat with you, and you also said that our mission needs to be done quickly, don’t you want us to complete the mission quickly and go back quickly?”
System: "Okay! But when will you come back, host! I'm afraid I won't be able to pretend for long and my secret will be revealed."
Yiyi: "Don't worry, can't we have a heart-to-heart conversation? I will tell you when I come back! Besides, if you encounter any problems that cannot be solved, you can also have a heart-to-heart conversation with me. Say, I will help you, and I will not leave you in the palace. After all, you are the only one who understands me in this world, and we have to go back together! How could I abandon you? "
System: "Host..."
System: "Okay, so that we can complete the mission and return as soon as possible, I agree to the host's request. However, host, I only agree to help you this time! I won't agree to this kind of thing next time."
Yiyi: "Okay, okay, I understand. Let's help your host this time! When the time comes to conquer the mission, why don't I let you absorb more dragon energy? Don't you like to absorb dragon energy the most? I will give it to you in the future. You have to inhale three dragon auras until you have enough, that’s it!”
System: "Okay! Then the host should leave quickly! Let's complete the task quickly! The system will definitely replace the host in the palace, and it will not be discovered by others."
Yiyi: "Don't worry, let's go to the palace where the second prince lives and have a look. I'll have a few words with him."
Then Yiyi came to the second prince's palace.
The palace maid in a trap: "National Preceptor?"
The palace maid in a trap: "See the Imperial Preceptor."
Yiyi: "Excuse me, is the second prince inside?"
The court lady said: "If you return to the Imperial Palace, His Highness will be reading in the study."
Yiyi: "Okay."
The palace maid: "Do you need me to inform you?"
Yiyi: "No need, I'll go find him myself!"
Yiyi came to the study, silenced her voice with her hands, and reminded the maid at the door of the study that there was no need to notify her.
Yiyi saw Chu Lingyuan reading a book.
Yiyi: "(I can’t believe how handsome this little guy has become in the mortal world after not seeing him for a few hours in the sky. It seems that the emperor has not treated him too harshly in the past few months. Now he looks far less thin and thin than when I first saw him in the cold palace. Looks weak.)”
Yiyi: "Xiaoyuan."
Chu Lingyuan
Chu Lingyuan put down his book and walked towards Yiyi.
Chu Lingyuan: "Sister, is that you?"
Yiyi: "It's me, I'm back."
Chu Lingyuan thought it was an illusion. After all, his sister had disappeared for several months. Even his father sent people to look for her but couldn't find her for so long. He thought she was gone.
Chu Lingyuan ran over excitedly and hugged Yiyi, with tears streaming down his face.
Yiyi: "(This little guy has grown up now and is taller than me.)"
Yiyi: "What's wrong? Why are you still crying?"
Chu Lingyuan: "I didn't cry. My sister saw it wrong."
Yiyi: "Well, I didn't cry. My sister saw it wrong."
Yiyi: "(This little guy still doesn't admit it.)"
In the past few months in the palace, although he came out of the cold palace, since his sister disappeared, everyone was wondering whether her sister had left, and whether her sister had an accident. I never believed it at first, but fortunately now My sister is back. What was before doesn't matter anymore.
Chu Lingyuan: "Sister, they said you ran away, and I thought you didn't want me anymore."
Yiyi: "Xiao Yuan, sister will not let you go. Sister just has something to do, so she didn't say hello to Xiao Yuan in advance. Now that sister is back, can Xiao Yuan forgive her!"
Chu Lingyuan: "Humph!"
Seeing that the little guy was still angry, Yiyi kissed the little guy on the face. Chu Lingyuan immediately blushed and lowered his head shyly.
Yiyi: "Little Ayuan can't forgive my sister now."
Chu Lingyuan: "Then... forgive my sister."
System: "Ding... Chu Lingyuan's strategy value is completed, and the strategy task target progress is 20%."
Yiyi: "What, Chu Lingyuan has completed his strategy, and I haven't done anything yet!"
System: "It's true. The system has detected that Chu Lingyuan has 100% trust in the host and can do anything for the host. Now there are only a few hosts left. Come on, host!"
Yiyi: "This is really a bit sudden. By the way, I didn't ask you what the strategy value is. What does the strategy value mean? Does he love me forever, or what?"
System: "There should be many of them, some are friendship, some are love, and some are family ties. Anyway, this person can do anything for the host without any regrets."
Yiyi: "Oh! So that's it. It's impossible for little A-Yuan to have any kind of love for me at such a young age. He probably didn't have any love from his parents since he was a child, so he just has a simple friendship with me!)"
Yiyi: "(By the way, system, why is the strategy progress at 20%? Shouldn't it be 30%?)"
System: "It's like this, host. Because the host originally said that the second prince should be replaced as the emperor, there is one more task to make the current emperor step down and support the second prince to sit on the throne. So now there are five host target tasks. ”
Yiyi: "What! Isn't it four?"
System: "That's it, host. After you conquer those three people, you must make them accept each other's existence. Only in this way can the task be truly completed. Otherwise, they will turn black when they find out in the future. Once they turn black, It will destroy the world."
Yiyi: "(But you didn't tell me that there were four tasks! Didn't you trick me to death!)"
System: "Host, you didn't ask me about this when you agreed to do the task!"
Yiyi: "(Forget it, just take it one step at a time!)"
Yiyi: "Little Ayuan, I haven't seen you for a long time. You have grown so tall. My sister is even looking up at you."
Chu Lingyuan: "Sister, no matter how tall Xiao Yuan grows, Xiao Yuan will hug her up so that she doesn't have to look up."
Yiyi: "Ah! It's hard on you, but my sister eats a lot and it's very heavy. I'm afraid Xiao Yuan can't hold her."
Chu Lingyuan: "Don't worry, sister. Xiao Yuan has eaten a lot now and is not afraid of being unable to hold her. If sister doesn't believe in Xiao Yuan, Xiao Yuan can pick her up now."
Yiyi saw that Chu Lingyuan had opened his arms to hug Yiyi, and Yiyi quickly waved his hands.
Yiyi: "No, no, sister knows that you can pick her up, but now that she is coming over, she is sweaty and she is afraid that it will stick to you."
Chu Lingyuan: "But I don't dislike my sister."
Yiyi: "It's no trouble anymore."
After hearing what Yiyi said, Chu Lingyuan's mood instantly dropped.
Yiyi saw Chu Lingyuan drooping his head, looking a little disappointed, and waved his hands quickly.
Yiyi: "Okay, don't be unhappy. Don't you want to hug your sister? Then hug her! But my sister's words come first. If you can't hold your sister, don't force it, okay?"
Chu Lingyuan: "Okay, Xiaoyuan will definitely pick up my sister."
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