I make the three realms of immortals, demons and humans miserable

Yiyi followed the eunuch from the palace to the palace in a carriage.

Yiyi: "It seems that my method worked. Sure enough, the emperor is so anxious to see me. This afternoon, if you have a reputation, you can enter and leave the palace at will without attracting attention. There is no need to use invisibility to hide in the cold palace like before. Even if you want to eat something secretly.”

System: "Host, this emperor is so anxious. I don't think anything good will happen to you! After all, he is a tyrant. I'm worried about what if the emperor finds out that the host is a fake magic stick?"

Yiyi: "Don't worry about the system. Even if the dog emperor wants to find me, doesn't it still have the magic power you gave me? Didn't you say that my magic power is lichen in this world? If the emperor finds out in the end I'm lying to him, so let's just run away quickly."

System: "Okay, host. What if the emperor makes some requirements or wishes that the host cannot meet? Even if we are powerful, we can't do everything to satisfy others."

Yiyi: "Then the soldiers will come to block it, and the water will come and the earth will cover it."

After a while, Yiyi came to the main hall of the palace.

Actor: "It turns out he is the new Lotus Fairy."

Actor: "Yes, yes, I heard that the Lotus Fairy emerged from the water sitting on a lotus. At that time, lotus petals were floating in the sky. Later, a Lotus Fairy Temple was built in the village where the Lotus Fairy appeared. Everyone Everyone goes to visit the Lotus Immortal Temple. I heard that for those who go to the Lotus Immortal Temple, no matter what wish you choose or what request you make, the Lotus Immortal will agree to it, as long as it is not harmful to others or yourself. In addition, the Lotus Immortal City Your wish can be fulfilled. Villages from all over the country go to worship the Lotus Fairy. I heard that there are people who have traveled thousands of miles from further places to come to our Chuling Kingdom to pay homage to the Lotus Fairy."

Actor: "I've heard about this too. If I weren't busy with official duties, I would beg this lotus fairy to bless my family and keep it safe and healthy."

Actor: "Yes, yes, but now our Majesty has invited the Lotus Fairy into the palace. Maybe we can wait until His Majesty has finished asking questions. Maybe we can ask the Lotus Fairy to tell us our wishes. Maybe the Lotus Fairy will tell us our wishes." Can you agree immediately?"

Actor: "That's right. Our status is not much more noble than that of ordinary people outside the palace. Considering our status, Lotus Fairy must have agreed immediately."

Actor: "Yes, yes!"

Actor: "I can ask this Lotus Fairy to make me rich and have many children and good fortune."

Sidekick: "Since my wife's death, the child my wife gave birth to died in an accident. Now, no matter how many concubines I have, there is still no sound in my stomach. Officials of my age have become grandfathers. "

Actor: "Don't worry, we'll ask the Lotus Fairy later. Maybe all your concubines will be pregnant after you go back today?"

Actor: "Then I'll take your word for it."

Yiyi: "See Your Majesty!"

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "You are the famous Lotus Fairy."

Yiyi: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "I heard that you are responsive to the common people's requests outside and can satisfy anyone's requirements, right?"

Yiyi: "Your Majesty is ridiculous, but I will not satisfy those wishes of killing people and setting fires, otherwise they will be punished by God. The wishes of those ordinary people are nothing more than small wishes such as wearing warm clothes and having enough to eat. For Your Majesty, Words are naturally useless.”

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Hahahaha, yes, I don't need to worry about these things since I was born, but what I want is to live forever. I wonder if the lotus flower fairy can achieve that."

Yiyi: "This..."

Yiyi: "(This damn dog emperor, why is he so greedy and wants to live forever? What the hell do you want? I haven't even been able to live forever, so you are still daydreaming? You are making things out of nothing, secretly traveling to Chencang, and imagining out of thin air, Fabrication out of thin air, nonsense, hopeless.)"

System: "This is normal for the host. After all, which emperor in the past would not like to live forever! How can he rule the entire country endlessly?"

Yiyi: "(That's right! Take Qin Shihuang in my world as an example. He also wanted to pursue immortality back then. However, Qin Shihuang's contribution was much greater than him. If Qin Shihuang had been around for hundreds of years, the country might not be there. Under his leadership, the land will become bigger and bigger, but for such a tyrant, why should he be immortal? If he is immortal, won't the common people live in more dire straits? Aren't there any left that will be exploited by him? )"

System: "Then host, are you not going to agree to his condition of immortality?"

Yiyi: "(Of course I won't agree to it, but we can't quarrel with each other, so let's just let him give up the idea of ​​immortality.)"

System: "Host, what do you want to do?"

Yiyi: "(Can you just tell me to look at it?)"

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Lotus Fairy, you haven't answered my question yet? Can you do it?"

Yiyi: "To answer your Majesty, if ordinary people want to realize their wish of immortality, they must take the elixir of immortality. But as far as I know, in order to make this elixir, you need to gather all the people in the world." All precious Chinese herbal medicines are used for refining, but some medicinal materials grow in those extremely cold places and are not even easy to pick. Even I may not be able to obtain these herbs, so if Your Majesty can get the medicinal materials I need for refining, this longevity I can guarantee your majesty that you will be able to practice this elixir of immortality so that your majesty can realize your wish of immortality."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Okay, very good, what else can you say? Please ask the Lotus Fairy to quickly write down the names of those medicinal materials. I will immediately order someone to find these medicinal materials."

Yiyi: "Your Majesty, please wait a moment!"

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Oh, how do you say this?"

Yiyi: "Your Majesty, you haven't heard from me where those precious medicinal materials grow?"

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Lotus Fairy, please speak."

Yiyi: "One of these precious medicinal materials grows on a cliff in the devil world. However, on the way to this cliff, human flesh and blood are required to be sacrificed. Every step of the way requires the sacrifice of a person's life. After getting this medicinal material, even people from the demon world dare not pick it. The demon king even personally issued an order to set that cliff as a restricted area. So even so, will your majesty allow me to refine this elixir of life? "

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Of course, if they can sacrifice their lives in exchange for my immortality, it would be an honor for a few common people. After I become immortal, I will treat their families well. It is natural. I won’t treat them badly.”

Yiyi: "(Originally I thought I deliberately said something that he couldn't do, but it turned out that he actually ignored the lives of people for his own selfish gain.)"

System: "(What should I do? Host, you are talking nonsense. If the emperor really lets people pick this medicinal material, and finally finds that there are no accidents with those people, the emperor will blame the host.)"

Yiyi: "(So if the emperor sends people to pick medicinal materials from the cliff, I need you to always keep an eye on when the emperor takes action. At the moment of action, I will use teleportation to protect the people and let them leave their country. The further away the better, this way you can make them disappear without harming their lives.)"

System: "This seems to be a good idea."

Yiyi: "(System, if I write a prescription and ask the emperor to find someone to make the elixir, and then the emperor suddenly has problems after taking it, will I suffer backlash?)"

System: "No, host, because this does not mean that the damage is directly caused by the host, and it will not cause backlash to the host."

Yiyi: "(Okay, then I'll show you how I can bring this tyrant down. Since he wants to live forever, then I'll show him if he has the destiny to live forever.)"

System: "Host, are you trying to imitate the ancient kings of your world and take those heavy metal elixirs?"

Yiyi: "That's right!"

Yiyi: "(The so-called "elixir of longevity" is the "alchemy" refined by Taoist priests or alchemists. The purpose of refining alchemy is to become immortal, and this "alanx" refers to cinnabar, which is also cinnabar. The main ingredient is Mercury sulfide. This is a red natural ore. When mercury sulfide is heated, it decomposes into mercury. When mercury encounters sulfide, it turns into black mercury sulfide. When black mercury sulfide is isolated from the air and heated, it turns into red mercury sulfide. Dan The medicine eventually became the infamous "red pill" and was given to the emperor as the elixir of life. I plan to let the emperor take it every day. This will slowly cause him to develop heavy metal poisoning. In this way, even if the emperor's body becomes unhealthy, He had uncomfortable symptoms, and he went to the imperial doctor to find out the reason.)"

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Can the Lotus Fairy tell me how to make this elixir?"

Yi Yi: "It is to use various Chinese herbal medicines and mountain spring water and put them into the alchemy furnace for refining. It takes 49 days of refining to make an elixir and take it every day. One pill, taken for days, will make you immortal."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "So after I need to send people to find the medicinal plant on the cliff, it will take another forty-nine days to refine it, and after taking the first elixir, it will take another 49 days to take the medicine. Immortality can be achieved in the end, right?”

Yiyi: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Does the Lotus Fairy know that there are other faster ways to live forever? After all, these days are indeed a bit long."

Yiyi: "Let's avoid it. If Your Majesty feels that this time is a little too long, I have another way."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Oh, what is the method? Tell me quickly."

Yi Yi: "Yes, this method is to let His Majesty start learning immortality from now on. However, to learn immortality, Your Majesty needs to start a vegetarian diet and abstain from sexual intercourse, and then he can no longer commit murder. If Your Majesty works hard and diligently, you can practice it within 10 days." Immortal bones, and then spend thirty years cultivating to become an immortal. If your majesty can withstand the thunder from heaven when you become an immortal, you can live forever and even be ranked among the immortals."

Actor: "This... Your Majesty must not do this. A country cannot live without a king for a day. If Your Majesty goes to practice immortality, who will govern this country?"

Actor: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Actor: "Your Majesty, please think again."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Hehua first asks you this. If you practice immortality correctly, what is the chance of success? Has anyone succeeded?"

Yiyi: "To answer your Majesty's question, no one has tried it before. As for the chance of success, I estimate it to be within 20%. After all, practicing immortality is against nature. When mortals practice immortality, they are fighting against heaven." , If you win the fight, you can live forever, if you lose, you will never be reincarnated."

Yiyi: "(Looking at what I said, will you not take the elixir? I want to see if the emperor will take risks to practice.)"

System: "Host, you are really good at deceiving people. You are practicing immortality, but as long as you don't do two things and don't go crazy, there will be no problems. Now that you say this, the emperor is probably scared by you. "

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Forget it, I'll just take the elixir for now! As for practicing immortality, I'd better wait until I become immortal before practicing it!"

Yiyi: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "I am not afraid, I am afraid that I will lose my backbone without these ministers, so I reluctantly stay here."

Actor: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your consideration."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Okay, very good."

Chu Linghuang (His Majesty the Emperor): "Come here, from now on I order this lotus fairy to become the national advisor of our Chuling Kingdom. From today onwards, the imperial advisor will concentrate on preparing the elixir of life for me. If the imperial advisor needs anything, just ask me Those are the minions."

Yiyi "Thank you, Your Majesty."

System: "Host, don't you really think this emperor is a fool?"

Yi Yi "Of course. If there was an opportunity in front of you that said you could live forever, would you still refuse? This tyrant is not a fool. With his greed and desire, this world may still be too much for him. If you don’t want to live an ordinary life for such a short period of time, you naturally want to live forever.”

System: "So host, do you really plan to spend more than 40 days making elixirs for this emperor? Our main task is to conquer the target, not to refine elixirs for him here."

Yiyi: "You are wrong. I don't know how to make any elixirs. I can just give him a show. Anyway, he won't be able to find any problem. With the current level of medical technology, even if the emperor rises, Even though he was suspicious, he couldn’t find any evidence.”

System: "What are you going to do, host?"

Yiyi: "(Of course I told those people to do what I said. I told them what to do every day. I just used paper to list what they need to do. Then I used the invisibility technique. Just use the teleportation technique to achieve the mission goal.)"

System: "Okay! Host, this system thought that host, you really have to work hard and spend more than 40 days refining the elixir for this emperor.)"

Yiyi: "(How is that possible! He is not my target now? Isn't it a waste of time no matter how much time I spend on him? It's better to go and attack the other two.)"