I make the three realms of immortals, demons and humans miserable

After a night.

the next morning.

Yiyi: "Hey, although this bed is said to be paved with straw, I still feel sore and backache when I woke up this morning. It feels like my whole body has been run over by a soil compactor. If I sleep for a few more days, I may My body feels extremely uncomfortable.”

System: "Host, why don't you just pretend every night when you go to bed, and then wait until the little guy goes to bed to put him into a coma, and then you can go to sleep in a better room in the palace. You don't think so."

Yiyi: "Well, the method you mentioned is quite good. I just put the little guy into coma while sleeping at night. Then I went to find a more comfortable place to sleep, and came back pretending to be the next day. I didn't expect that. You’re pretty good at giving ideas to the system, so do this from now on.”

System: "Hahaha, this means that the host must return to this cold palace early every morning when he wakes up. Otherwise, the second prince will definitely find out why he wakes up so late every day."

Yiyi: "What you said makes sense."

Yiyi: "Hey? Where has this little guy gone? He won't go out to practice magic like that little fish early in the morning, right?"

Yiyi: "Xiaoyuan, are you outside?"

Chu Lingyuan: "Sister, sister, I'm here."

Yiyi: "You don't go out to practice magic so early in the morning, do you? Are you still hungry? You have to eat before you practice. If you don't eat, how can you have the energy to practice?"

Chu Lingyuan: "My sister, it's okay. I've gotten used to being hungry for so many years. It's okay to skip one meal. Besides, Xiao Yuan already ate so much last night, so I'm not hungry now."

Yiyi: "Who are you lying to? You and I ate the same thing yesterday, and I'm older than you. I ate so little, and my stomach was a little growling when I woke up this morning. Why aren't you hungry yet? Wait, sister. Now go and get you some delicious food. You lie down on the bed and rest first. Wait for my sister to come back later. After you have eaten enough, you can practice well and I will be able to guide you."

Chu Lingyuan: "Okay."

After saying that, Yiyi came to the imperial dining room just like last night. Compared with the imperial dining room at night, there were many more people in the imperial dining room during the day. Not only were the chefs busy working, but there were also guards at the door while cooking. , it seemed that he had to move faster, Yiyi stole a snack without anyone noticing, as well as some beef and white flour steamed buns, etc. He ate while walking on the road and wandered around the palace, because Yiyi Yi now has invisibility, so others can't see her. "

Yiyi: "(Don't forget to walk, eat and admire the red walls and yellow tiles in this palace. It's really unique.)"

System: "Host, you are really leisurely and relaxed."

Yiyi: "What do you know? This world is so chaotic. There is a world inside the palace, and another world outside the palace. The target must be conquered, but the food and beauty must also be appreciated. It is not easy to come to a different world. I have to Would you like to enjoy it carefully?"

The palace maid: "Hey, do you smell the smell of beef?"

The palace maid: "I smelled it too, did you smell it too? I thought I didn't have enough breakfast today and was hallucinating?"

The palace maid: "Yes, you smelled it too, but the smell was so close to us, why didn't we see anything?"

The sidekick palace maid: "Yes, yes, maybe we are hallucinating because we haven't eaten enough."

The palace maid in a trap: "I guess, let's go, let's go. The more I smell it, the hungrier I get."

Yiyi felt a little funny when she heard what they said. Of course, she is covered by the invisibility spell. Of course you can only smell and cannot see the food. Unless you are people with magic who can open your eyes, otherwise How could ordinary people see it?

System: "Host, don't eat, leave some for the second prince, he is still hungry and waiting for you!"

Yiyi: "Oh, that's right. I almost forgot about him because I was so hungry, so let's go back now!"

System: "Yes, yes, go back quickly, and I always have a bad feeling that something will happen."

Yiyi: "Bad premonition, do you think that the eldest prince will come to bully that little guy today, maybe not? If you come to bully him so early, then does he, the eldest prince, have a lot of time? Don't you need to go to class? No. Are you going to study?"

System: "It should be possible! Let's go back and take a look!"

Yiyi: "Okay! Let's go back and take a look now!"

System: "Yeah!"

In the cold palace.

The maid in the palace: "The eldest prince is here? Why is there no one in the cold palace to pick him up?"

The palace maid in a trap: "My servant, please see His Highness the Great Prince."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Get up, where is that little bastard!"

The palace maid: "His Royal Highness the Second Prince should still be resting now!"

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "It's unreasonable. Your Highness has condescended to come to this cold palace. He is still sleeping. He doesn't even get up to say hello to His Highness. It seems that Your Highness has not given him a good memory."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Here comes someone!"

The second-hand guard: "Here!"

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "Drag that little bastard out for me quickly. I want to see if he has eaten the courage of a bear's heart and a leopard's heart, and refused to pay my respects to His Highness."

The second-hand guard: "Yes!"

With that said, a group of guards came to the room and pulled the second prince directly from the bed.

Chu Lingyuan: "Who are you? Let me go?"

Then the guards led the second prince to the eldest prince.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "Second brother, please come and be fine!"

Chu Lingyuan: "The emperor's brother sends his regards to the eldest prince."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "You little bastard, your highness got up so early in the morning, and you are still sleeping when you come to this cold palace of yours. What crime do you have to ask your highness to ask someone to come out of your room?"

Chu Lingyuan: "His Royal Highness the eldest prince suffers."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be escaped. Someone is here!"

The second-hand guard: "Here!"

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "Just give my brother a thirty-year beating. Remember, don't beat him to death. After all, he is also my father's biological flesh and blood. If I kill this little bastard, If you beat me to death, I won’t be able to explain it to my father!"

The second-hand guard: "Yes!"

At this time, Yiyi happened to return to the cold palace and saw a child who was older and taller than him. A group of guards next to him pressed the little kid on a long stool, and there were two guards next to him. Take these two sticks and look like you're going to hit him on the butt.

Yiyi: "It seems that I came back at the wrong time. Why did I bump into him just now? This eldest prince is really bullying others."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Here comes someone, let's start fighting!"

The second-hand guard: "Yes!"

The moment he finished speaking, when the guards were about to hit the second prince with sticks, Yiyi directly used magic to transfer the sticks of the two guards to the eldest prince's buttocks and hit him hard on the buttocks.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Ah ah ah, it hurts! Damn slaves, I asked you to beat this little bastard, not me."

The second-hand guard said: "Your Highness, I forgive you. I don't know why I suddenly turned to the side of the eldest prince. Don't worry, Your Highness, I will hit him now."

As he said that, the guard raised his stick and hit the second prince on the buttocks. However, Yiyi turned the stick on his body and hit the eldest prince on the buttocks again.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Ah, ah, didn't I ask you to spank the second prince on that little thing's ass? Why did you still spank me? Do you want to live?"

The dragon guard: "Your Highness, the First Prince, forgive me. Your Highness, Your Highness, I forgive you."

The second-hand guard: "I don't know why, but when I hit the second prince, my hand always turns to your direction, the eldest prince?"

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "Forget it, you two stand down and go to the Punishment Department later to get ten boards."

The dragon guard said: "Thank you, His Royal Highness, for your forgiveness."

The eldest prince pointed at the other two guards.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "You two take the sticks and go to beat him. This time you don't want to hit His Highness like those two, otherwise you will know the consequences."

The second-hand guard: "Yes, Your Highness."

Then I changed two guards, but the same thing happened. Finally, I used magic to hit the eldest prince's buttocks with the sticks of the two guards. In this way, the eldest prince received six big sticks, even if he didn't die on the buttocks. It’s also extremely swollen! "

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Ah! Damn it, you two deserve to be damned. How dare you not listen to His Highness and still dare to hit His Highness? Do you still want to live?"

The second-hand guard: "Your Highness, forgive me. Your Highness, forgive me. We don't know why we wanted to hit the second prince, but in the end our hands and feet always failed to obey our orders."

The second-hand guard: "Yes, yes, Your Highness, the eldest prince, are you calling the Cold Palace haunted? I always feel that this place is spooky and there is something unclean."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Shut up, what are you talking nonsense about? What kind of ghosts are there in broad daylight? I think there is something wrong with you two."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "My Highness doesn't believe it anymore. You two can't do it. Your Highness will hit this little bastard personally. Will you still hit His Highness after seeing it?"

As he spoke, the eldest prince picked up the guard's stick and walked towards the second prince.

But how could Yiyi let him succeed? Then you directly cast a spell, and then a spell directly caused the eldest prince to fall on the ground when he walked towards the second prince. This fall did not matter, the key was that he fell directly and heavily in front of the second prince. , the eldest prince's head hit hard the corner of the long stool where the second prince was lying. Although there was no blood flowing from his head, there was still a bulge.

Yiyi: "(Then you still dare to bully the people I protect, you deserve it!)"

Chu Lingyuan: "(My sister is secretly casting spells to help me.)"

Chu Lingyuan: "(Thank you, sister.)"

The second-hand guard: "Your Highness, the First Prince, Your Highness, the First Prince, are you okay?"

The maid in the palace: "It's okay. This cold palace is indeed a bit evil. How could such a good person fall down?"

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "What nonsense are you talking about? Why don't you help me get up quickly? You want to die, don't you?"

Then a group of slaves and maids helped the eldest prince up.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "My Highness doesn't believe it today. I can't beat you today."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "You two, go!"

Yiyi laughed, this eldest prince really doesn't have a long memory. He has suffered so many crimes, why does he still insist on beating the little guy? It seems that he still has no memory, so let me help him.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong said: "You two go find some water and splash it on him."

The palace maid: "Yes, His Highness the eldest prince."

Then the two palace maids came to the well in Leng Palace and planned to get some water.

But the well is not that safe. As early as when the eldest prince ordered his slaves to fetch water from the well, Yiyi had already used an illusion in the water. When they fetched the water, there would be something in the bucket. When a female ghost comes up, it will look wonderful.

The maid in the palace: "Hurry up, Your Highness, Your Highness is still waiting?"

The maid in the palace: "I know, I know."

Just as the palace maid was lifting the bucket from the well, a female ghost suddenly appeared.

The palace maid in a trap: "Ah, help, there is a ghost."

The palace maid in a trap: "What is your name? What the hell is going on?"

The palace maid in a trap: "In the well, there is a female ghost in the well."

Then another palace maid turned around and saw a female ghost with disheveled hair crawling towards them.

The maid in the palace: "Ah! Ghost, run away."

Then the two palace maids ran away in panic.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Why are you two in such a panic? Where is the water that my highness wants?"

The palace maid: "Reporting to His Majesty the First Prince, there is a female ghost in the well in the cold palace, and she is crawling towards us now."

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "What nonsense are you two talking about? What the hell is going on in broad daylight?"

The palace maid: "It's true, it's true. He's crawling towards us now. Look at him coming."

Then His Highness the First Prince and the guards turned their heads to look there, and they really saw a female ghost crawling towards them.

The eldest prince Chu Lingcong: "Ah! There is really a ghost! Run quickly, this cold palace is not clean."

Then the guards, the palace maids, and the eldest prince all fled in panic.

Because Yiyi wanted to protect this little guy and not let him leave any shadow of his childhood, he cast a spell on his eyes to make the female ghost he could not see. In fact, it was said to be a female ghost, but this female ghost Ghosts have no attack power at all. They are just like a slide in the real world. They are just a virtual image that can be seen and cannot be touched. Those who are afraid may not be afraid of ghosts, but may be afraid of some mistakes they have made in the past. Let’s do it!