The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.
Chapter 51: Be good, I can still ask for it after washing
On the dining table, the rich smell of green onion-flavored eggs filled the whole room. The five of them were burying their heads in the bowls of noodles, and the sound of slurping could be heard all the time.
"Phew, it's so delicious. Sister Weiwei, your cooking skills are also great!"
Xue Xiwu took a shuddering sip of the soup, and did not forget to give Cheng a slight thumbs up.
The others also ate without making a sound, and they all responded to their liking with continuous slurping sounds.
"Well, that's fine if you like it. If you're not full, there's still more in the pot... Hey, where's Qing Huan? Why didn't I come down with you?..."
"Qing Huan, it's hard to put it into words! She might be washing herself in the bathroom now..."
Just as he was talking, Ye Qinghuan pattered downstairs with his slippers on. When several people looked up, they were all shocked by the red "shrimp man" in front of them.
The skin is really red, as red as cooked shrimp!
The "Shrimp Man" himself, Ye Qinghuan, did not feel any discomfort at all. He continued to rub his semi-dry hair and said wilfully,
"I finally feel comfortable. Bring me some food. I'm going to eat a lot tonight to soothe my wounded heart!"
Su Yunze stared blankly at her steaming heat, wondering if he had seen it wrong. He nudged Xue Xiwu beside him with his elbow to confirm,
"Look, is the hot water kettle above Ye Qinghuan's head boiling? I seem to hear the sound of bubbling water!"
"Uh(⊙o⊙)...Brother, to tell you the truth, I saw a walking shrimp. I want to eat shrimp!"
Xue Xiwu swallowed hard when he looked at Ye Qinghuan's red skin, and could already smell the aroma of fried shrimps in his nose.
The two seemed to be whispering, but in fact everyone at the table heard it, so everyone looked at Ye Qinghuan. Together with their chewing noodles, Ye Qinghuan was so scared that Ye Qinghuan hurriedly covered her new skin and ran to the kitchen to serve noodles. I couldn't help but complain in my heart,
[Woo woo woo, do these people want to eat themselves? ! It’s terrible. The sea salt-flavored shower gel I chose must have the wrong smell. I’ll replace it when I get back! ! 】
Seeing that Ye Qinghuan was rarely frightened, Su Yunze seemed to have regained his sense of victory and raised his brows proudly.
Netizens in the live broadcast room even fainted with laughter at the desire for meat in the eyes of several people.
[I have to say that Xue Xiwu’s description is very appropriate. If Ye Qinghuan puts on a crayfish doll costume now, he will be a lobster monster]
[Hahaha, it’s the first time I see a troublemaker being scared like this. It’s so funny. I suggest that there be more parties in the future. You can’t just let the troublemaker harm other guests]
[Raise your hand to ask: I suggest the directing team add a live interview. For example, what were Actor Yang and Mr. Ren thinking when they looked at Ye Qinghuan just now? Are you really a shrimp person? Ha ha ha ha--]
During the well-founded analysis and discussion by netizens, several people at the scene also noticed their gaffe, and hurriedly looked away and returned to the topic. Only then did Cheng Weiwei and Yang Jun know why Ye Qinghuan made herself look like this. !
It turns out it’s all the cockroaches’ fault!
Cheng Weiwei, who is afraid of cockroaches, even suggested that everyone clean the room from the inside out after dinner. After all, the most fearful thing about cockroaches is that after killing one, there are countless more in the room!
Xue Xiwu, who was eating noodles, became more and more restless. Even the eggs in his mouth no longer tasted good. He patted Su Yunze's hand gently to remind him,
"Brother, why don't we go back first? The hidden dangers in our room haven't been eliminated yet."
Su Yunze didn't take it seriously. The two of them had just searched the room from the inside out and couldn't find the cockroach. He had already concluded that the cockroach in Ye Qinghuan's room followed Ye Qinghuan out of their room.
"But...I always feel anxious..."
Xue Xiwu always felt strange, and secretly made up his mind to clean the room later.
[Son, your worries are justified. When you find a cockroach in the room, then underground... tsk tsk tsk...]
[Upstairs, no. Although the B&B here is old, it is cleaned and insecticided regularly. The cockroaches today may just be an accident. ]
[Sit back and wait for the live broadcast in the evening. With my name of Ye Banxian, there will definitely be surprises tonight. ]
But what came earlier than night was Ye Qinghuan's roar,
"Little mouse, put the egg in your mouth down!"
The five people pointed in the direction of the kitchen and saw a civet cat striding across the steps with a golden poached egg in its mouth. Ye Qinghuan was not inferior at all. He grabbed the kitten's long tail and dragged it back, and then snatched the food from the cat's mouth. I got my own poached eggs back.
"Hmph, you're still too young to fight with me!"
The kitten meowed twice in frustration and ran away, but the winner, Ye Qinghuan, raised his head and prepared to stuff the poached egg into his mouth.
Cheng Weiwei looked at the egg that had been bitten by the cat and was about to fall into Ye Qinghuan's mouth, and hurriedly waved her hand to stop it.
"Ye Qinghuan, you can't eat it! Don't eat it-"
Su Yunze endured the bulging veins and stepped forward to slap the egg from her hand.
"Are you reincarnated as a starving ghost? Are you still fighting for food with a cat? Aren't you afraid of being poisoned to death?"
Ye Qinghuan, who just wanted to raise the poached eggs to see if she could still eat them, was about to quibble when her head was knocked by Su Yunze, and Cheng Weiwei pulled her away directly.
"Be good, sister will make you another poached egg!"
The director was almost scared to death when he saw this, and immediately asked the assistant director to find a doctor on the team to prepare. He felt that with Ye Qinghuan's brain circuit, something might happen one day.
He is just a programmer, and he doesn't want to be banned from the directing world.
After the dinner incident was settled happily, the six of them finally had the time to cuddle up against the soft big bed. After a busy day, the six of them fell asleep as soon as they touched the pillows.
In the men's dormitory, something went wrong in the middle of the night.
A buzzing sound sounded in Yang Jun's ears, like noisy mosquitoes. He patted it casually and didn't know what he caught. He felt that his ears were finally quiet.
Su Yunze on the other side was suddenly hit by something on the face. He immediately opened his eyes in confusion and wiped his face. Just as he was about to get up and go to the toilet, he felt something on his neck.
He raised his hand and slapped the thing off his neck, reaching over to turn on the bedside lamp.
Opening his sleepy eyes, his eyes met the big eyes on the bedside table.
"Trench—"
Immediately, with quick eyes and quick hands, he bent down to pick up the slippers, threw them away with a snap, and at the same time, he quickly evacuated the bed.
The series of operations shocked the night owl who was still reluctant to sleep in the middle of the night, especially when the slippers did not hit the cockroach but rebounded into Xue Xiwu's mouth, giving him a slipper-scented big ear scraper.
Xue Xiwu felt a pain on his face and got up in a daze, "What's wrong?"
Su Yunze, who raised his head and leaned over, pressed his mouth and made a shushing gesture, then picked up the slippers beside his pillow and quickly patted them behind him.
There was a loud bang, and now everyone was completely awake.
As soon as Yang Jun opened his eyes, he was faced with two people hugging each other. At that moment, he blinked and composed himself, not knowing whether he should get up or not.
I was about to turn over and go back to sleep. When I didn't see anything, I heard Xue Xiwu's nervous breathing next to my ears.
"Ah ah ah, brother, that... thing of yours got on my hand, what happened? My hands, oooo, are dirty!"
"Be good, I can still use it after washing..."
Hearing this, Yang Jun paused in turning over, opened his mouth in surprise, and thought to himself,
Is it so exciting?
The camera in the room seems to be uncovered. Does he want to remind the two of them to be more restrained?
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Xue Xiwu suddenly jumped up from the bed, as if there were boosters behind him, and rushed into the bathroom without wearing any shoes.
The next second, the whole room lit up, Su Yunze stepped forward and pushed Yang Jun,
"Brother Yang, get up. Your face is stained with the juice from that thing. Why don't you go and wash it off?"
"What, what? Where is..."
Yang Jun sat up as if suddenly enlightened, brushed his face with his hands, and felt a sticky feeling on his forehead. He couldn't hide his shocked look, and the look in Su Yunze's eyes almost made him scratch.
You said you young people like to do all kinds of things, forget it, why are you still playing tricks!
Su Yunze looked at his strange expression and felt it was strange, but he had to remind him,
"Well, it's cockroach juice. Wash it quickly. I'm afraid there are bacteria in this thing."
As he said this, Su Yunze pointed to the red and white corpse beside Xue Xiwu's bed.
When Yang Jun realized that he had thought wrongly, his face turned red at first, then blue, white, green, purple, and black. Finally, he rushed to the bathroom as fast as he could in his life.
As for Su Yunze, after taking out half a pack of tissues, he still couldn't resist the instinct of disgust when looking at the thing and cleaned it up. He could only choose to cover the scene with tissues and sit on the sofa.
I can't sleep in this bed!
Don’t even think about sleeping tonight!
Netizens who were laughing so hard at this scene in the middle of the night were completely crazy with joy. It was as expected wonderful.
[Are they not going to sleep tonight? The two people in the bathroom were already rushing to take a shower. ]
[Hahaha, who knows the pain of laughing until you get cramps under the quilt? I would like to call Cockroach the best director in the whole show. Hahaha, it is simply amazing, even better than the script. ]
[I took a screenshot of vocal! ! When Su Yunze and Xue Xiwu hugged each other, Yang Jun was simply shocked. He couldn't really believe the rumors online that Su Yunze came out as gay some time ago. It made me laugh. However, these two people are really good-looking. If you don’t have the CP file, let’s go into the trap together and laugh at the JPG. ]
[Hey, Ehei, I am raising the banner for the "Xinzewu" CP, my fellow fans quickly jumped into the trap, and the latest video is showing off. ]
The Internet was as happy as the Chinese New Year. After a while, several people in the men's dormitory over there all wrapped themselves in bathrobes and sat on the sofa waiting for dawn.
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