The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.
Chapter 36: Be lenient to yourself but strict to others
"No, no, I'm sorry, I might have caught a cold."
Ye Qinghuan lowered his head in embarrassment. He didn't expect that his modern habit of sneezing would follow his soul. It was rare that he felt a little embarrassed. Taishe was dead.
On the side, Cheng Weiwei handed over a tissue in a friendly manner and helped her out with a smile.
"Here you go, don't be so polite when we meet next time. We didn't bring any red envelopes."
Cheng opened his mouth slightly, and Xue Xiwu immediately started laughing, while he dug out his empty pockets and said,
"Hey, it's a pity. If I had known, I would have brought some red envelopes to stuff my pockets today, hahaha."
The laughter broke the silence in the room and gradually eliminated the barriers between several people.
Most of today's happiness is given by Ye Qinghuan!
After Ye Qinghuan took the tissue in a daze, he hurriedly thanked Cheng Weiwei for his kindness, and then continued the self-introduction process.
"Everyone, I'm Ye Qinghuan, a bastard who is motivated to make salted fish. Well, my motto is to be lenient to yourself and strict to others."
As soon as these words came out, the CPUs of several people almost got stuck. If they hadn't read the book for several years, they would have been fooled by this motto.
Laughter continued in the waiting room, and Xue Xiwu even gave her a thumbs up and shouted excitedly,
"Sister Ye, I finally found a spiritual organization. I'll add a friend later and let's go crazy together next time."
Ye Qinghuan immediately stood up to give him an ally hug, but his neck was held down by Su Yunze. On the other side, Xue Xiwu, who was raising his hips, was also pressed back by Yang Jun simultaneously.
The two looked at each other, and something suddenly appeared in their eyes. Ye Qinghuan stretched out his hand, tears overflowing from his eyes, and he sang sadly,
"Ah~ah~ah~ah~the water of West Lake~my tears~ah~ah~"
"Wait for a thousand years~Wait for once~Yu's heart breaks~Meng sheds tears~~Guanren——"
The voice was plaintive and lingering, but several people were speechless.
Yang Jun raised his eyebrows: This is a good speed for entering the scene.
Su Yunze immediately felt that he was the evil person who broke up lovers. He immediately stood up and carried Xue Xiwu to Ye Qinghuan, while he sat next to Yang Jun.
"Okay, I won't disturb you, let's continue!"
The two people who were so close to each other looked at each other with disgust. They immediately sat upright, put away their tears, and looked at Su Yunze as if nothing had happened, waiting for his introduction.
Su Yunze, who had expected this a long time ago, snorted coldly, "I can't cure you little bastards!"
While standing up, I briefly introduced myself,
"Hello everyone, I am Su Yunze, a photographer with an average forehead."
After finishing speaking, he smoothed his hair from his temples and said, "Don't be obsessed with me. After all, people as perfect as me only exist in legends."
Ye Qinghuan immediately leaned over and made a vomiting gesture.
【yue~~~~ I can’t stand it anymore, I’m going to die from the oil! ! 】
This reversal was caught off guard, and everyone was shocked by the glib speech of Su Yunze, who looked very serious, but was actually very unreliable, and silently stayed away from him.
Netizens were laughed out of their minds by the dramatis personae of these three people.
[Simi, why don’t you come out and claim your brother? ! Haha, you made me laugh, but to be honest, the singing was so true that it made me cry, I am very talented! Hahahahaha]
[Hold on, that’s definitely not our cold brother, he’s cracked! ]
[Unexpectedly, the Erha attribute that the agent had concealed for so long would be released by a similar person like Ye Qinghuan, and the filter was shattered on the ground. ]
[Hahahaha, but it’s so happy to see these beautiful men and women having sex! ]
[Sure enough, the mental state of people who can play together is somewhat different, woo woo woo, my most beautiful photographer, please take back what you just said... I can pretend that I didn't see it...]
[Hey, Yao'er Ling, there's someone here who needs oil removal surgery. ]
At this time, Xue Xiwu's agent and Su Yunze's assistant, who were peeking at the screen, were already clutching their hearts in search of his quick-acting heart-saving pills and public relations.
Their regretful, hard-working and aloof male god was revealed as soon as he appeared on a variety show, and his painstaking advice these days was in vain.
On this side, the director also briefly informed the destination of the trip - Shu Ancient Village, and conducted an unpacking inspection, confiscating snacks, illegal items, mobile phone wallets and other items.
Although it has been notified earlier, there will always be guests who do not believe in evil and are rebellious. No, as soon as they opened Xue Xiwu's suitcase, everyone was shocked by the snacks. In the space of the suitcase, there was only a solitary one in the corner. Clothes, the rest are all taken up by snack packages.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
At this time, Xue Xiwu grabbed a few packets of potato chips and biscuits in his arms and was fighting against the director's clutches.
After Ye Qinghuan's suitcase was rummaged through, the staff did not find any prohibited items, so she happily watched the show. Watching Xue Xiwu struggling with the director, she immediately stood on tiptoes, secretly surrounded Xue Xiwu, and reached out to steal from his arms quietly. Take a pack of biscuits and open them openly,
"Well, it's delicious. Come on, brother, have a taste."
While eating the biscuits, he was happy to share and stuffed a piece for Su Yunze. He walked around in front of Yang Jun, Cheng Weiwei and Ren Qing. After successfully sharing it, he turned around to see that the director was still chatting with Xue Xiwu. Pulling, she couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Well, I say, Xue Xiwu, why don't you just eat it, don't mess around, and the director, don't be stubborn, let him take a few bites and it will be fine."
As he said that, he quickly stuffed the director with biscuits to bribe him, and was busy giving Xue Xiwu a look.
"Okay, okay, after eating Xue Xiwu's biscuits, don't embarrass him anymore."
So after the director swallowed the dry biscuits in his mouth, he saw that Xue Xiwu was already holding the bag of potato chips and eating them, and several other people also took part in the meeting, each of them was stuffed with a bag of snacks.
"Okay, you have to finish the snacks here, you are not allowed to take them on the plane."
The director had no choice but to retreat, but he had a different idea in mind. Anyway, the drive to Gushu still took three or four hours, so eating would not affect the subsequent itinerary.
"Oh yeah!! My little potato chip Xiao La Tian, Master, I have lived up to your expectations and finally rescued you from the hands of evil forces, okay -"
Xue Xiwu cheered happily, not forgetting to high-five her allies and share the snacks in her hands.
Seeing the childish nature of the two of them, Yang Jun and Ren Qing squeezed the spicy strips and other things that were forced into their hands. They were helpless, but their innocence was evoked, and they couldn't help but unpack and eat. It’s also good to have snacks occasionally
Especially with the relaxed atmosphere, don’t get too comfortable.
After getting on the plane, everyone had a full stomach, and the remaining uneaten snacks were forcibly given to the hard-working staff by Ye Qinghuan. Although the director wanted to stop him, he could not resist Ye Qinghuan's cunning.
Because Ye Qinghuan fed the camera one by one, even if he said not to eat, it was difficult for the staff to spit out the food he swallowed.
The other people followed suit and used their photography skills to bribe them in a very natural way.
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