The sand sculpture is rebellious and loves to cause trouble for others.
Chapter 186 Crouching Dragon and Phoenix are in their third year of school
"Oh, what good idea do you two gentlemen have?"
Lord Cao threw the question back without hesitation, only to feel that this official position was becoming more and more convenient.
Seeing the eyes here focused on him, Ye Qinghuan poked Guo Fengchu and said,
"Feng Chu, the time has come for you to make a meritorious deed. Hurry up and present your strategy to the lord."
Why is it my role again! !
Guo Fengchu was so stared at by the two that she almost lost her temper. After a while, she slowly raised her hands and continued talking.
"My lord, I have two good strategies. Both of them can make my lord leave his name in history."
Hearing this, the lord who squeezed next to the guard asked loudly,
"Speak quickly."
Ye Qinghuan is looking forward to the director's wonderful performance.
The next second, Guo Fengchu stroked his beard and spoke seriously,
"The first plan is to defeat the small with more, and explore the enemy camp at night. We will divide the troops into two groups tonight, each leading 50,000 soldiers to sneak attack the Sun and Liu camps, burn the camp, rob food, and catch the enemy by surprise."
"No, no!" Hearing this, Ye Qinghuan shouted to stop.
"Mr. Fengchu, are you planning to lead your troops to surrender to the enemy and ignore the base camp? Our camp has a total of 100,000 soldiers, so why fight if they are all gone!"
As soon as these words came out, Lord Cao nodded in agreement, and immediately looked at Guo Fengchu like a spy, as if he was going to pull him out and kill him in the next second.
Guo Fengchu, who was very professional as a counselor, was the first to interrupt his intention and continued to speak,
"My lord, don't be anxious. I have a plan here that will definitely help the soldiers tide over the difficulties."
"Mr. Fengchu, stop buying jars and tell me quickly!"
Ye Qinghuan, who was impatient to wait, urged her hastily. Guo Fengchu glared at her and continued slowly,
"There are many corpses on the battlefield, and snakes and rats crawl around at night. The lord can have people guard the place where they are buried, and put poison to arrest the snakes and rats to satisfy their hunger, so that they can resist for a period of time."
Ye Qinghuan: ...o..o... He is a ruthless person!
Director, you really impress me!
Lord Cao lowered his crossed legs slowly and looked at each other with the guard, the fear in his eyes was self-evident.
[Hahahahahaha, it’s me who’s laughing. Where did this Fengxiao come from? It’s such a loss! Guo Fengchu, aren't you afraid of poisoning all the soldiers with this move? ]
[Upstairs, you laughed so loudly that it hurt my eyes! ]
[I have to say that Mr. Feng Chu is still as charming as ever! Worthy of the title Feng Chu! ! ! ]
[Report a little brother, I can only say that you have taken away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. ]
Ye Qinghuan's eyes glanced at the frightened lord above and the proud Guo Fengchu, and shook his head firmly,
"No, this method is too slow to take effect."
"However, with Brother Fengchu's plan, I suddenly thought of a better plan."
Lord Cao: Why do you suddenly have a bad feeling?
He cleared his throat and asked,
"What's a good plan? Will it damage my century-old reputation?"
Ye Qinghuan raised his eyes and persuaded seriously,
"My lord, fame is not as important as your empire. This plan is based on Mr. Feng Chu's plan. Since the efficiency of catching snakes and rats is too slow, it is not as good as..."
"Let's steal the enemy's corpse, chop it into pieces and make dumplings for the brothers to eat. Not only can we fill our stomachs, but we can also scare the enemy's soldiers and make the enemy afraid of my general's reputation and lose without a fight."
As soon as these words came out, Lord Cao laughed so hard that he almost fell off his seat.
Lord Cao: Thank you very much!
Guo Fengchu was like you, you, you. He hesitated for a long time and couldn't come up with a complete sentence. He managed to squeeze out one sentence for a long time,
“Plagiarism is shameful!”
The guard who felt that he was incompatible with the "perverts" spoke out on behalf of the Lord,
"Counselor Ye..., this plan is very clever. Let my lord think about it for a while. You can go down and rest for a while!"
Ye Qinghuan was not polite at all. He squatted on the ground with his butt stuck out and started roaring in a voice that everyone could hear.
"This bastard will collapse in just two seconds!"
"Ah ah ah, what kind of war are you fighting? Wouldn't it be better to go home and celebrate the New Year with He Meimei hand in hand! My lord, I'm not telling you, if you cheat, you will cheat. Why are you self-defeating with only three boats? We have to deal with it every day. Wipe your ass with your gayness——"
The guard’s girlfriend cast a gossipy look,
"I didn't expect you to be so playful!?"
Lord Cao shook his head crazily,
"This is a script, it's a rumor!! It's not me, it's really not me!"
Guo Fengchu nodded with deep sympathy, yes, the life of being reduced to an immoral laborer was really hard to live for a second.
Netizens were so shocked by the development of the plot that their views were shattered and their facial features reorganized. Hahaha continued to dominate the screen.
[Hahahaha, you are not at work. You are just spreading rumors. If the lord doesn't tie you up and chop you up, it will be considered an amnesty. ]
[Ye Qinghuan is almost playing me. Now I hate the Evil Sword Immortal for being born in the wrong era. Otherwise, I will directly let the Evil Sword Immortal rule the world with my resentment! ]
[I’m the only one who’s not angry, she’s playing, I’m at work… Why hasn’t Ye Wenjie pressed her button yet! ! ? I should be in the car, in the soil, in the water, at home, but not in the chair in the office——]
[Made, the more I think about it, the more angry I get! When can I have a holiday? I have really had enough days of peeping at the screen every day. Woohoo, I want to go out to play, go to the Ice and Snow World, go to Henan to see beautiful men, go to the desert to watch the sunset, go to Ye Qinghuan’s crooked brain game room...]
[The plot that doesn’t follow the routine is so fun! ! ! It’s more fun than farming minions in my game! ! ! ]
Ye Qinghuan, who had hidden his merit and fame, did not think anything was wrong. Instead, he continued to say yes, until Guo Fengchu, who was impatient, turned into a soldier and reported on the spot.
"Ah ah ah, my lord is in trouble - the Sun and Wu coalition forces have invaded -"
Lord Cao, who was a little overwhelmed, immediately raised his arms and ordered,
"Quickly, gather the soldiers and surrender at the city gate. For the sake of one family in the world and for the soldiers to have a good year, I, Cao Jun, surrender voluntarily."
Hey, guest, why are you so unmotivated? !
Are you willing to give up your world to others like this?
Before Ye Qinghuan could stop him, Lord Cao had already led the guards to the second room, bypassing the rag in the middle. In front of him were two human-shaped signboards, which happened to be the activity signboards of Yang Jun and Xue Xiwu. Below, feel free to nominate Sun. Jun, Wu Jun, extremely concise and clear.
Looking at the dilapidated room that was casually dressed up like a river bank, it looks like the Chu River and Han Dynasty.
When Lord Cao and the guards saw the enemy's "true appearance", they were stunned on the spot. They weakly broke away from the plot and asked,
"How can the Sun-Wu coalition play like this?"
Ye Qinghuan, who followed later, smiled mysteriously and said comfortingly,
"Don't worry, Lord, I won't let you spend this hundred yuan in vain!"
Lord Cao nodded and shouted directly,
"Sun Jun, Wu Jun, we have been fighting for many years and we are all tired. Today I voluntarily surrender and surrender to you——"
As soon as these words came out, the whole place roared.
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