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Chapter 362: Documentary: "Handshake is just a lie"
People first gasped, "This kid is so brave! He uses a knife!"
"How serious is a second-degree severe injury?"
"Broken ribs are considered minor injuries, but serious injuries won't damage internal organs..."
"Fortunately, the child was judged to have acted in self-defense."
"A mop covered in shit is like Lu Bu in the world..." the thief leader thought, "Florida doesn't support idle people..."
Wang Xiucai exclaimed, "When you mentioned Florida, I suddenly remembered it. It was about that student who was bullied in the toilet. He stood up and mopped up the shit and chased the bullies all over the school. Wherever he went, he smelled good."
The ancestors were relieved to see this, and they felt like they had let out some bad breath. "This is too much. Let him stay at home for a while to reflect on himself."
It seems too heavy, can you make it lighter?
【《Reverse Tian Gang》】
[“I feel powerless because I can’t tag Li Shimin.”]
The smile on Li Shimin's face froze instantly.
His Majesty frowned and realized that things were not simple. (See the emoji pack in the comment section)
Liu Bang's ears moved, "Oh? Making trouble?"
Liu Xiu waved his hand, "Here comes the meteorite! Hit Li Shimin! The Heavenly Khan!"
Cao Cao also listened attentively, "What's the matter?"
There are also Li Longji, Wu Zetian, Zhao Kuangyin, Zhu Yuanzhang, Yongzheng...
Ying Zheng cleared his throat and said, "Be patient."
Everybody listen to me! (See emoticons in the comments section)
[“Koreans are simply the best at pirating Tian Gang. They fabricated history saying that Korea once ruled China, and spread rumors that Li Shimin was shot blind by their arrows and knelt down to beg for mercy. They even made a drama about it.
Scene: [Unknown Korean general: "Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, do you really surrender?"
The Tang Dynasty emperor was blind in one eye and knelt down to beg for mercy: "Please spare my life, General."
Everyone: “…………” (See the picture in the comment section)
The people of the Tang Dynasty were stunned for a long time. (Comment area emoticon)
Listen, is this human language?
Li Shimin was furious. (Comment area emoticon)
However, some of the old folks who just wanted to watch the fun were like this: (See the picture in the comment section)
【“Excuse me, is this Li Shimin the strongest carbon-based creature of the seventh century that I know of, the ceiling of combat power, the governor of Asia, the boss of the Eastern Hemisphere, the one who controls the world's troops, the one with the appearance of a dragon and a phoenix, the symbol of the sun and the moon, the Great Tang Taiwei, Tiance General, Tian Khan, the Emperor Taizong Wen of the Tang Dynasty, who had 3,000 against 100,000?
Not to mention shooting Li Shimin's eyes blind, even if you pull the bowstring towards Li Shimin, the earthworms on the Korean Peninsula would be split vertically and the eggs would be shaken and broken!
Before you started talking nonsense, didn't you think about the price of blinding Li Shimin?"】
Li Shimin raised his head, and the arrogant emperor stood up straight. (See the picture in the comment area)
North Korea?! Where?
A thought suddenly occurred to Zhu Yuanzhang, "North Korea?"
At the beginning, it was divided into three countries: Goryeo, Baekje, and Silla.
With the support of the Tang Dynasty, Silla became the ruler of the peninsula, and Zhu Yuanzhang later named it "Korea", which means "a country with fresh mornings".
"Is this little shabby place so disgusting?"
"Send troops, we are going to destroy North Korea!"
Comment area [I am Ying Zheng, send me money: [Li Shimin: I don’t know? ]
Temple Fairy: [I have read official history and laughed at unofficial history, but Korea’s history is real.]
Cool and crazy: [Shandong, do you put Michelia scabra in the kimchi you export? ? ]
Sky Color: [If you don’t understand, just ask, was Korea present when the Tang Dynasty was established?
Reply: No, this thing was separated from North Korea, and it was already modern times [covering face]
Reply: I asked on purpose, Korean history is not even older than my grandmother's. ]]
Li Shimin: "Now I know! You have successfully tagged me!"
"You mean I can't find anyone to destroy its ancestors?!"
Having no place to vent his anger, Wei Duidui made full use of his ability and staged a top-level battle with Li Shimin.
Successfully put out the fire.
The ancestors laughed loudly, but Ying Zheng suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.
Ying Zheng blurted out, "I am Ying Zheng, send me money!"
【Large-scale documentary: "Handshake is just a lie"】
[“The handshake is just a lie, beating you up is the ultimate goal.
Just because at the Sino-Indian border, we asked India to withdraw its defense zone, but India lingered on the border and was reluctant to leave, so our PLA secretly plotted for a while. "
In the picture, the stone mountain was filled with soldiers from both sides. Our soldiers loudly discussed: "No, there is no negotiation. We are ready to fight them. We will take care of as many as we can. We should take precautions."
We decided to stick to the idea of peace, so we sent our national server Zhong Kui to greet the other side politely and extend a handshake of peace. Unexpectedly, when our people were shaking hands with them, the other side rushed into our camp, and we had no choice but to fight back. ”】
Comment area [Di Yan Ge's fiancée: [Do you really think that you guys were three-good students when you were in school? Guess my family's land, how do my fellow villagers grow vegetables? ]
Just a clown: [Actually, the rumor has been debunked. This is actually the antenna of a signalman. After the other party accidentally fell, we wanted to contact for treatment. For our PLA’s good deeds, medals are definitely indispensable.]
Xu Yu Ruzhao: [At that time, I really didn’t feel tired, I just kept working: [Border Defense Struggle Medal]
Shen Qingzhi: [Our soldier: Hello (extends his hand)
Indian soldiers: Mud howl (handshake)
Our soldier: Wow? You really shook it! I'm so glad you're here! (Pull it over) (Republican double swords strike hard)] (See the picture in the comment section)
The lying mute: [Report: Our army politely showed the other side a sign to leave, but the other side not only refused to leave, but also attacked our soldiers. For their own safety, we had no choice but to fight back!]
靇龖虋: [Too insidious! They actually rushed into our camp while we were shaking hands!]
Ji Wushuang in the garbage vortex: [It seems like the other side was pulled over hahaha…]
Salted fish but don't want to turn over: [We are a country of etiquette! Bang! Bang! Bang! ] (See the picture in the comment area)]
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