shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Everyone was confused and didn't know what blasting meant, and then they were shocked that he blew up other people's homes... and even a building!

People: What the hell?_?

Someone asked the same question as the judge: "No, how much explosives were used? It caused an earthquake."

"The volcano has erupted and all life has been destroyed! You goddammit!"

"Don't curse others so early, pay attention to the examination of the question!"

"The disappeared island! We are not on the island anyway."

"Hey... I have a mature idea. Could it be Xiaopodao?"

"That little broken island in my childhood? Then... just blow it up and sink it!"

Seeing the real reversal in the end, the people who listened were excited.

"It's fried well, it's fried wonderfully, it's so delicious that it makes you croak!"

"This kind of person should be rewarded!"

"The volcano in my childhood is called Mount Fuji, right? If it erupts with all its strength, it would be a pity that all life on Xiaopo Island will be wiped out." This is the idea of ​​the radicals.

This is the thinking of conservatives: "It's a pity... They are light even if the lives are destroyed, and they can still escape a volcanic eruption..."

"So when will the beautiful country send warmth again?"

A conservative expressed his opinion: "If Xiaoli keeps trying to die, maybe the next warmth will be sent by us."

“I don’t know if I will have the chance to see it in my lifetime.”

Comment area: [Mo Nianling: [What did the Japanese do wrong? They are so pitiful. They are old and young. Why do you want to hurt them?

Don't take me with you!

Reply: Brother, you can’t hold the knife anymore, just hide yourself.

Reply: I will just take out my 40-meter sword and give it to you... peel an apple and eat it. ]

Ming Ling: [To be honest, I really like this type of reversal. ]

Mu Ninghan: ["Anti-Japanese Heroes"]

Qin Bo: [The high temperature of Mount Fuji is over 6000 degrees. The streets are full of acquaintances, but they don’t say a word. ]】

Another familiar netizen, who is at the top of his game in catching bamboo shoots every day, speaks.

Someone raised their hand: "I can do this! Take the warmth sent by the US military back then. August 1945, 8. Hiroshima: The weather turned from sunny to mushroom cloud. The temperature was 6 degrees, and the streets were full of familiar people."

In comparison, someone came to win the bamboo shoots: "Look at how high the quality of the people is. The temperature is so high and not a single person complains."

[Feng Menglong, the Patriarch of Humanities]

Feng Menglong, who was still flicking the pen wildly, was startled: "...this."

What is fanfiction?

He looked at the story he wrote. Su Shi gave birth to a child for his beloved man...

After System 00 took a glance, it felt like something was wrong. It took another look, and its eyes almost popped out.

What did it see! Who gives birth! "Su Shi gives birth to a child" "? ? ? 》《Zun Du Fake Du? "Shocked for eight hundred years!" 》

Su Shi didn't know the danger was coming at this moment, and was looking at the light curtain happily.

["Mrs. Feng Menglong, the founder of Amway fan fiction, and Mrs. Feng Menglong, a knockoff expert, especially likes to write historical fan fiction. She has written about all the historical figures you know."]

The ancients who were historical figures were panicked.

The sixth sense tells them, danger! ! !

Feng Menglong sneered: "Haha... So that's what I'm talking about. It's okay. This is just a daily routine for writing articles."

Okay! Named directly!

If real people were to see their colorful life history, would they be so angry that they would jump to their feet?

"He loves to write fan fiction about Su Shi, in which Su Shi and Wang Anshi are happy enemies and flirting with each other.

There is also the love-hate entanglement between Su Shi and Foyin in their past and present lives.

He even changed Su Shi's gender into Su Xiaomei and married Su Shi's apprentice Qin Guan. It's so good, so good, and it's not out of date now. ”]

Little Su Shi: "..." You said it, Su Shi brought dynasties or something, who knows which one you are talking about.

Little Su Zhe cheered endlessly: "It must be my brother! My brother is the most powerful!"

Little Su Shi hesitated: "Ziyou...you don't need to say anything in this situation..."

Even if it was him, he didn't want to admit it now.

Su Shi on the other side almost got stuck in his throat with a mouthful of meat, "Who? Who is Feng Menglong?"

"Believe it or not, believe it or not, I... thank him! I also want to read how it was written, so..."

Although he and Foyin are close friends, if you put it this way, how will they get along in the future?

Foyin: "…………"

He is just a monk, please don’t call anyone else, thank you.

Let me emphasize that he and Su Shi are very pure, don't be led astray.

Disciple Qin Guan: "Is there no one who speaks for me?"

Others said: "Wow~Wow~"

Eat melon???

["In addition to Su Shi, there are also fan stories about Emperor Chen Wen and the male queen Han Zigao. In fact, there is no record in history that Han Zigao was the male queen."]

Everyone: "Wow ~ the emperor and the male queen???"

Chen Wendi and Chen Qian squirted out a mouthful of tea: "Would you like to listen to what you are talking about?"

"Which dynasty does Feng Menglong belong to? He is wanted and wanted!"

"The friendship between me and Zihua is world-famous! Don't distort it!"

The telegraph operator came on line: beep beep beep...

Han Zigao blinked, silence is golden: "..."

How poisonous! ! !

Feng Menglong touched his nose: "Ahem, I'm just writing a book..."

He had already imagined the reaction of the person involved after seeing it.

"Mrs. Feng writes literary works every day with her eyes open. "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" was also written by Mrs. Feng. Her works have covered lilies, beauty, ghosts, sexual transformation, and even plots about men giving birth.

The novels we are reading now are all leftovers written by him. Because of the subject matter, Mrs. Feng changed many pen names, such as Xin Xinzi, Gu Qusanren, Mohanzhai Master...

Why doesn’t my wife produce food now? Has it exited the biosphere? ”]

Tang Bohu suddenly stood up, "What's going on? And me?"

"Who is Qiuxiang? Why should I order her...could it be...senior sister?"

Qiuxiang lived in the middle of the Ming Dynasty and was exactly 20 years older than Tang Bohu. She is not a maid from Washington, but a famous prostitute from Jinling. Her name is Lin Nuer, and she is a talented and learned woman.

Historically, Qiuxiang and Tang Bohu had little intersection. If there must be any intersection between the two, Qiuxiang could be regarded as Tang Bohu's senior sister.

Many readers finally uncovered the layers of Feng Menglong's little vest, "I have read Gu Qu Sanren's books!"

"I've seen it too! I've also seen Master Mohanzhai, but I didn't buy it..."

Today's ancestors are all in danger, fearing that Feng Menglong's pen will write on themselves.

Feng Menglong is very modest, "The articles written by later generations are also good, they are outrageous every day, and they are very consistent with the current situation..."

[Barrage: No, "The War of the Princes" and "Gou Jian's Restoration of the Kingdom". He also has a special Danmei collection, in which the protagonists include Liu Che, Li Yannian, Wei Qing, Huo Qubing, etc., which is quite explosive.

Reply: It’s written with noses and eyes, and many of them were almost regarded as official history. 】

(Today, to be supplemented tomorrow??)