shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!
Chapter 239 The most enjoyable video I watched at the beginning of the new year
In Bianliang in the Northern Song Dynasty, a small vendor named Li He was tinkering with his chestnuts. He made them with river sand and sugar. "This is called stir-fried chestnuts."
Sugar-fried chestnuts originated from his hand. Later, he was brought to Yanjing City by the Jin people. Therefore, stir-fried chestnuts with sugar are very popular in Tianjin and Beijing.
Of course, emperors who had never eaten it, such as Qin and Han Dynasties, often did not take them to play.
I was about to try it out, and it looked delicious, because Yu Nianzhi's mouth was watering.
Everyone felt exhausted when they saw the old people climbing up the mountain.
After climbing for about three hours, the family stopped and returned the same way.
The ancestors laughed happily when they saw it. Where was the energy they felt when they just went up the mountain? Lost your climb?
We went directly to the amusement park, next to a large square.
After having dinner at a nearby restaurant, Yu Nianzhi sat on a chair, kneading his sore calves with his hands, turned on his phone, and started watching videos.
[The most enjoyable video to watch at the beginning of 2024]
At this time, the light screen was also adjusted to Yu Nianzhi's mobile phone, which was equivalent to automatically switching to screen projection mode.
The child jumped up and down: "Oh! Let's see something fun again!"
"I'm almost starved to death by Sister Xiaoyu."
"You can see it, but you can't reach it, let alone eat it."
The ancestors of the Qin and Han Dynasties who had just finished dinner put down their government affairs and looked up at the light curtain. After all, there had been no fire in the past few days, except for mountain fires.
The ancestors of other dynasties ended the day with a banquet or went on a trip. They all calmed down and looked at the light curtain.
They saw the title and asked: "So, how cool is it?" and started talking.
[The girl shouted: "I feel warm in my heart when I see such a soft persimmon. Now I need someone to kidnap me morally. I am so strong now."]
Ordinary people: "As a soft persimmon, how strong are you?"
"What is moral kidnapping?"
"Kidnapping other people's morality...to achieve your own goals?"
"You are pretty good at it as your name suggests. You haven't missed the light screen~"
"I'm so strong now, I'm going to teach."
"...You'd better stop making noises."
[There are several cartoon villains lined up in the picture, and in front of them there is a villain holding a whip.
The villain at the front of the queue started to kidnap him morally: "Can't you just give him a little bit of mercy?"
The whip was whipped away, "I'm not his father, why should I let him?" [Incisive]]
Everyone was shocked: "Yohoo~"
Sauce-style drops!
Many people got excited and said angrily: "Where are you going to put it? Who is giving way to whom?"
"Why do you have to give in? It's your first time living, your first time as a human being, why do you have such a big face?"
He said in a harmonious voice: "Although I say that you are polite, righteous, benevolent, wise, and trustworthy, you are so polite and disrespectful that you are incompetent...it is really hard to compliment you."
"If a father has a child like this, he can't have a face..."
System 00 was heartbroken: "On New Year's Day, our ancestors are so fragrant."
[The second villain spoke: "You are a man, why are you so stingy?"
The whip was whipped away: "You are so generous, help me pay off the mortgage." [i person's inner thoughts]]
The women all felt uncomfortable hearing this, "Huh? Why are you talking like this..."
Not to mention the traumatized men, "What's wrong with you, a man? Is that what men should do?"
"Isn't it true that this kind of person is stingy? Don't kidnap us men. Stinginess doesn't distinguish between genders. It doesn't distinguish between species."
"Huh? I understand, this is called moral kidnapping!"
"Use standard morals to beat others and criticize other people's behavior. If you fail to live up to those morals, then you are wrong!"
[The third villain: "What about being a human being? Don't worry about everything. Suffering a loss is a blessing."
A whip was whipped away: "Then I wish you blessings like the East Sea and longevity as long as the night-blooming cereus." [You can see that my breasts are unobstructed]]
People's frowns were instantly smoothed away, "Hahaha...Shoubi Epiphyllum..."
"Life is so long, but fleeting."
"You still know that suffering is a blessing? If you don't accept this blessing, why would you kidnap it and give it to others? Do you think you are magnanimous? It's a terrible thing."
"Who dares to say this to me? I'll kill him!"
"Big cow, big cow, big cow, big New Year, why should I chop!"
Ancestors: "Uh..." There is something dirty.
Drag out those who say these things and chop them down, it will be a huge disappointment during the Chinese New Year.
[Fourth: "You don't even want to borrow such a small amount of money, why are you so stingy?"
He slapped him away: "You borrowed such a small amount of money, do you have no family?"
The fifth one: "Don't be unreasonable and unforgiving."
Tiao Fei: "You still know that you are unreasonable!"]
Everyone laughed angrily, "The unreasonable people say that the reasonable people are unreasonable and will not forgive others. If you tell them, they will make people laugh."
And people with stupid mouths seem to have seen a savior, with his hands swiping wildly and his eyes as bright as light bulbs.
"Uh ah... I'm about to turn over, I'm turning over hahaha..."
System 00 was still speechless: "In anger, he turned over..."
[Sixth: "I am a straightforward person, so don't mind."
Tuofei: "Don't mind if it hurts when I hit someone." [You have to read this once a day]
Seventh: "I've called you more than a dozen times, why don't you give me a good review?"
Tuofei: "You have harassed me so many times and you still want good reviews."
Eighth: "Even if he is 99% at fault, don't you have 1% of the problem?" [Thank you, I was speechless again]
Tuofei: "Then if you don't slander those 99% of people, what are you talking about with me?"]
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