shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

The ancestors, on the other hand, don't know if they will be with them in future generations. It seems that they have only been here for a few days.

"Is the high-speed rail similar to the subway? The subway is underground, while the high-speed rail should be above ground, and it should be much higher than the ground."

"I still remember the highway. Visually, it was about one foot above the ground."

"It seems that Miss Xiaoyu has a very good relationship with her friend. It's not easy to have close friends, and they are of the opposite sex."

Soon, multiple message boxes popped up on WeChat.

Yu Weiwen: [Nuanzi, will you be back tomorrow? Go down to the river and catch fish. [excited]]

Yu Nianzhi: [Touch you like a torpedo! Freeze your crow's feet to death. ]

: [Wrong number. I went down to the river to fry ice. I bought a bunch of pedals. ]

Yu Nianzhi: [That’s necessary [Like]]

The common people were dumbfounded at first, "Do you have any skull problems if you go down to the river to catch fish in this cold weather?"

"Can two pedals push away ice? Firecrackers are not that powerful."

Ancestors: "If you don't understand, just ask, what are two pedals?"

"Cannon? Firecracker? Can blast through ice."

Another Yu Xuanye came out: [Nuanzi, will you still fry dog ​​daddy when you come back this year? [bad smile]]

Yu Nianzhi: [No more explosions... [Speechless]]

: [Hahaha, every time you take a step, you gain wisdom. [laughing]]

Yu Nianzhi: [Yi Zi, get out of here [awkward yet polite smile]]

: [Laughing until rolling on the floor emoticon]

Yu Nianzhi: [You were waiting for me to go back [You are wanted]]

"I'm so fucked. My reputation was ruined by bombing dog daddy last year!!!" Yu Nianzhi let out a wolf howl and quickly covered his mouth, almost disturbing the public. Who knows, how it feels to be so confused by daddy! Even if she is a social cow, she still wants to live on another planet. Really, no joke!

People's guesses were pretty good, "Why is the little fish girl acting like a boy? Is she so naughty that she makes daddy cakes?"

"I'm afraid not all of them collapsed, then Lao Mi Tai."

"By the way, why do they call Xiaoyu Girl Nianzi?"

"Read Xiaoyu girl's name twice."

"Yu Nianzhi, Nianzhi, Nianzi...! Got it."

"Did they fall into the fish pond? Is the whole village named Yu?"

"No wonder he's not called Xiaoyu, but given a nickname."

Speaking of celebrating the festival, Ying Zheng was a little confused because he changed the Zhengshuo at that time and changed the 11th day of the 11th lunar month of the Zhou Dynasty to the 1st day of the 10th lunar month... in order to celebrate the new year. Their years have long passed.

Ying Zheng: "Who changed it?" Could it be the emperor of the Han Dynasty who took away the Qin Dynasty from him?

Of course, Liu Bang, the ancestor who was the first to enjoy the fun, had already guessed it and burst out laughing, "Hahaha..."

No need to look any further, his New Year is over.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, had a great say, because he changed Zhengshuo and made Mengchun the first day of the year. From then on, he officially established the rule that the first day of the first lunar month is the Spring Festival.

There is only one word that they are tired of saying, "I want it!"

This method of communication is simply not too convenient. It is comparable to a thousand-mile voice transmission, and similar to their way of sending envelopes.

Yu Nianzhi felt hurt and jumped back to the short video software to watch another video.

[Koala: What? Do you mean that I kill someone and then drive five kilometers to dump the body? 】

Everyone thought that Miss Xiaoyu was going to sleep, but who knew she ran back to watch the video again.

"Koala? That thing doesn't look like a bear, nor does it look like a rat. The big ears are so beautiful, as furry as a fan, and the nose is flat, flat and black."

"Don't tell me, he is so stupid and can kill people. It's true that people cannot be judged by their appearance... No, animals cannot be judged by their appearance."

When the child saw the cute koala, his heart melted, "Sister Xiaoyu, I want a koala!"

"I want it too, I want it too..."

"I really want to touch it, it's so silly and beautiful."

The cute and cute koala easily captures the hearts of children, especially children and women, with their star-like eyes. Even many big men are fascinated by this little thing. It's pretty good-looking.

Some ancestors were a little unhappy. They were in high positions, so why had they never seen such beasts? There is no national contribution either.

That...unless it's very, very far away from them.

[“I came across a little trivia about koalas. The fingerprints of koalas are very similar to those of humans. For this reason, he is known as the most troublesome animal in Australia.”]

I just picked up the notebook and prepared to write down the authors of this strange case: "..."

This, this thing is a little tricky. It actually has fingerprints!

The ancestors knew about it, "Animals from Australia? No wonder I haven't heard of them."

"Where is Australia?"

["In 1966, a police station in Australia investigated a robbery case, but one fingerprint could not be found to match the suspect. The police suspected that there was an accomplice, so they tortured him and asked him to confess to his accomplices. After several hours of hard work, He still didn't confess, but his fellow police officers thought this guy was really loyal and tolerant!

So the scene had to be inspected again. After careful investigation, it was discovered that the fingerprint came from a koala.

Prisoners who were tortured in various ways: I **** beep beep beep...**

Koala: 6”]

People were really stunned for a moment, "Just... tortured?"

"This prisoner is quite pitiful..."

"Poor ass, I didn't steal anything from you."

"Hahaha... I was tricked by a koala. How wonderful!"

"The prisoner can't confess even if he wants to."

The writers angrily threw down their notebooks, "It's a trap! It's a trap! Where is the case? Where is the murder case we want?"

"Stop playing!"

System 00: Ancient judges cursed and quit the group chat...

Comment area [[Suspect: How come I didn’t know I had an accomplice-.-]

[Prisoner: "I told you, I have no accomplices! I have no accomplices! Good guy, give me a beating! Sometimes... I really want to call the police."

Reply: Listen to me and thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm~]

[Koala: Why does it belong to me? You have to give me an explanation! [See comments on pictures]]]

(The next chapter will start to follow (about a week), and all dynasties and generations will celebrate together! Follow Xiaoyu to buy New Year's goods, watch a grand fireworks show, and this year's Spring Festival Gala, there will also be a fun dumpling making!

Of course, there is also Xiaoyu’s social cow operation to adjust the atmosphere, and Xiaoyu is completely unaware~

Because the author is from Shandong, he follows the customs of Shandong. There will be a big scene of groups of people visiting the New Year later. )