shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Yu Nianzhi sang along, "Red umbrella and white umbrella, let's lie down together after eating..."

The people under the light curtain roughly guessed the meaning of lying on the board. After eating, they buried it. The coffin...

When hearing what Yu Nianzhi said, yo? Pretty smooth!

Ever since...he started singing along with Yu Nianzhi.

The more you sing, the worse it feels. What did you do in the end?

The whole village lies down together? Even the King of Hell wouldn’t dare arrest people like this!

Ancestors: "......"

Still as talented as ever.

If this is the case, these fungi and mushrooms are not necessary to eat.

If you are not careful, your life will be lost.

【Maximum level miracle doctor】

The medical tycoons from various dynasties are not even brave this time, and they won’t play with fools!

They still keep in mind that the male patient with cold hands and feet was diagnosed with uterine cold...

Well...

It's actually quite fun to watch.

Medical bigwigs from various dynasties slowly emerged to show them how outrageous it was!

Start your show!

1. [The doctor in white coat in the picture: "Your wife has given birth, do you want to keep her older or younger?"

The man couldn't believe it: "How could this happen?"

The doctor laughed: "I'm just kidding you, double happiness comes to your door."

The man held the doctor's hand excitedly and almost laughed out of his eyes.

The doctor then said: "Both of them are gone."

[Double Seat Lingmen]]

"Uh..." Yu Nianzhi was stunned, what are you talking about? Double-seat Lingmen!

The common people's breath was stagnant. They were just about to feel sorry for the person involved, but suddenly they remembered... This seems to be fake, and people are pretending...

That doctor is also very unscrupulous. He can kill two people with one corpse, but you wish him double happiness!

Doesn't your conscience hurt?

Let me remind you, don’t sleep too hard at night!

Ancestors: "Double happiness comes to the door...Double seats at the spiritual gate..."

Can you still replace words like this? At first glance, this word seems quite... hellish.

Two lives... a feast... a wake... a visit to the house...

It's bad luck, don't change it next time!

System 00's approach: "Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"

2. [Doctor: “Are you a family member of the deceased?

The woman sniffed and choked, "Yeah."

Doctor: "The results of the autopsy are out."

Woman: "What was the cause of death?"

The doctor pursed his lips: "Anatomy...hehe."

[The Death of White Clothes]]

Medical big guys: “!!!”

How did you die? Anatomy!

Do you want to be so outrageous? You dismembered the person before he was dead!

They realized that they had gone too far and hurriedly comforted themselves that this was a lie...

After convincing himself that he succeeded, he smiled awkwardly but politely: "Hahaha... I really know how to play..."

Keep on keep on don't stop.

Some people don't understand, "What does anatomy do to a person? Can he die?"

"It's like killing a chicken or a fish. I'll cut you open to find the cause of death." Someone responded.

"Oh, is it so scary? No, I'm okay if I say goodbye to you!" The man shrank, and the word "you" was used, as if the person who was disemboweled was himself.

Weird!

"Hehe..." The child didn't understand the meaning and laughed along with the female doctor, "Mom, did that beautiful sister do something wrong?"

The children felt that the doctor's smile seemed to overlap with their smile after making a mistake.

The adult didn't know how to answer for a moment: "Well...why not..."

3. [The doctor took the list and reported the situation: "Director, the patient's two hemorrhoids have been removed."

The director was stunned: "Two? Only one is written on the case?"

The patient sat up and asked, "Ah? What's wrong, doctor?"

When the doctor saw it, he stamped his feet anxiously: "Oh, didn't I tell you to lie down?"

The director quickly checked the operation situation, and then... looked up at the sky in silence.

[Bomb defusing expert]]

People have just realized what a disease hemorrhoids is, and with the advanced level of medical science in later generations, removal is not a problem at all.

Then I saw...what?

Cutting from lying down becomes cutting while lying down!

That, that, that...cut...what?

oh! Don't even think about it, don't think about it! My brain has become unclean.

Medical big shots: “…………”

Blind? can not tell? Even if you are blind, do you have no hands? Can't you feel hemorrhoids?

What have you done to others?

Be responsible! Later in life!

Many ancestors silently crossed their legs. It was quite miserable. They were not happy... Bah! There is no hope of continuing the family lineage...

[Inventory of the biggest injustices in Chinese textbooks]

Ancestors: "A great injustice?"

They knew Chinese, one of the subjects of later generations.

They also know that the enemy is the big enemy...is it just as the name implies?

[The left side of the page is a poem, the right side is an old man, and the penholder draws a guitar in the old man's arms.

The old man Du Fu was so angry that his head started to smoke, and he shouted angrily: "You keep painting, you keep painting! Are you artists reincarnated from the children in Nancun? I'm really convinced!"]

"Haha... I'm so screwed..." Yu Nianzhi quickly clicked on the comment area, and various versions of Du Fu appeared!

For example, Du Fu is filling up the car with gasoline, Du Fu is holding a beautiful woman in his arms, Du Fu is riding a bicycle as a doctor, Du Fu is carrying a submachine gun, Du Fu is taking selfies with his mobile phone...