shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Some people hid their feet silently, eh, what does being tipsy mean?

You just admit it, you're still tipsy, you're so drunk that you're dizzy from the smell of your feet?

Don't be too outrageous! Are you so good at using words that you will risk your life? !

Some people who were gloating over the misfortune burst out laughing, "You look anthropomorphic... Hahaha... Doesn't it mean that you look like a human but you don't mean to be human?"

"As for swearing, you are not a human being and can do this without sounding vulgar."

Ancestors: "......"

These words have been misused by you, and what is the way to live in bionics?

Why is it cached when I save money? Do it slowly and without haste?

[Large-scale science fiction column: "Out of Science: The Lost Village"]

The common people felt a little uneasy. What do you mean by a disappeared village?

How to disappear? The village was massacred!

[Judge: "How did you get in?"

Defendant: "The one chops firewood, and then I..."

Lawyer: "Hey, wait a minute, brother, aren't you cutting down national protected plants again?"

Defendant: "No, I understand the law. What a crime it is to chop that thing!"]

Everyone: "!!!"

This person has been in there once before!

National protected plant? That was probably why he went in last time!

So why are you here again this time? Could the disappearance of the village have something to do with him cutting firewood?

[Judge: “Then what did you chop?”

Defendant: "Ah, that telephone pole."

Judge: "Chopping down a telephone pole won't be a death sentence, right?"

Defendant: "The key is that when we cut it down, we discovered that there was a maintenance man on top."

Judge, lawyer: “(⊙o⊙)!!!”

Judge: "Ah, I fell, and you still saved a life?"]

There is electricity, wires and poles. The ancestors think of the man who pulled the switch. The switch is installed on the pole. There are electricity and wires...

The truth is, that thing is called a telephone pole!

I feel good knowing the name of an object again!

Also, this is definitely not serious, and they won’t think anything of it, except that it’s too outrageous!

Common people: "!!!"

It’s a shame! Before you chop that thing, couldn't you check to see if there's anyone there?

You are doing evil!

[Defendant: “Not just one, but after the telephone pole fell down, it hit S people.”

The lawyer was confused and wiped his sweat violently.

Judge: "Two lives! Just because of this little thing you did!"]

people:"!!!"

Two!

You don't want your life, two people will be sent away with one pole!

[Defendant: "Not two, because a bathtub was damaged and the wire fell into the pool. There were more than ten people taking a bath in it."

The judge and lawyers were dumbfounded.

Judge: "More than ten lives, all..."

Defendant: "It's all smoking."

Lawyer: "Hey, brother, Elder Sun's golden cudgel is not as hard as a telegraph pole like yours!"]

The common people opened their mouths: "I, I, I..."

"I'm afraid Black and White Wuchang is here to arrest people! And they're arresting people from a whole village!"

"........."

The ancestors were stunned for a moment, it was okay, it was not a big deal, it was a lie anyway.

They weren't surprised at all, not at all!

[Defendant: "It wasn't just one telephone pole. The telephone poles were all connected. This one fell down and several more were pulled down. Later, the street was full of houses and people that had been knocked down."

Judge: “What??”

Lawyer: “I ___.”

Judge: "You are so cute, that means you hit someone again."

Defendant: "It didn't hit S. It was a leakage explosion that destroyed the whole village..."

The lawyer pinched the man fiercely.

Judge: "...the whole village?"]

The eyes of the common people were shaking, "Living King of Hell!"

They have seen explosions in the light curtain, including the mushroom fire that shot up into the sky from an atomic bomb, and the small-scale fire from a cannon.

What about this time? Is it big or small?

[Lawyer: "No, there are no survivors, are they just injured?"

Defendant: "Yes, but he knew it was me who caused this. He tried to get at me no matter what he said, and then I was so defensive that he was taken aback."

The lawyer was sweating profusely, and he was wiping away the sweat with tissue paper. He couldn't wipe it all off. He couldn't wipe it off at all.

Judge: "...you finally committed suicide on purpose?"

Defendant: "Is it mainly because I'm afraid of seeking revenge? They have relatives in the next village. Once the news spreads, will I still have a chance to survive?"

Judge: "What? From what you say, you still want to eradicate the problem and go to the next village to make some noise."

Defendant: "No, I just went to the next village to cut down a telegraph pole."]

Everyone: "......"

His mind couldn't react for a moment. What did he end up doing in the next village?

Cut down electric poles...

Do you want this incident to happen again in the next village and massacre another village?

How many people has he raped? The Lord of Hell may not be as good as him!

The expression management of the ancestors was out of control, they were really surprised! real!

If you take this kind of person out and chop him eight hundred times, he won't be punished!

[The famous work was changed to its online title]

["The Analects of Confucius" - "I became the master admired by three thousand disciples"]

["Romance of the Three Kingdoms" - "The Love, Hate and Revenge of the Three Great Chaebols in the Struggle for Hegemony under Heaven"]

["A Dream of Red Mansions" - "Going home to visit relatives and accidentally attacking my cousin"]

["Young Runtu" - "Sick Young Master and Handsome Long-gong"]

(Let’s take a walk for love??)