God of Cooking, grilling skewers attracted the fairy beasts

Chapter 286 Zhou Xing is hit at every turn

Bai Dabao felt aggrieved, especially after seeing Dan Ning and Jiang Xueer becoming a couple.

It was obviously Bai Dabao who was the first to have a crush on Tie Xin, but now it was Dan Ning who took the lead.

He suspected that the method he used was wrong, so he wanted to learn from Dan Ning.

"Senior Brother Dan, Brother Dan, Master Dan, please help me just this once!"

Bai Dabao hugged Dan Ning's thigh and begged.

"Well, I actually don't have much experience to share. Xue'er and I have been in love for a long time."

Denning shrugged and answered truthfully.

It's right to think about it. Before Dan Ning came to Xiaochu Peak, he was an alchemist in the Alchemy Sect.

With his character, he must be dealing with pills all day long.

Where is the opportunity to learn some advanced techniques for flirting with girls?

"It's that simple?"

Bai Dabao was like a deflated balloon.

Obviously he and Tie Xin have been together for a long time, so how come they have become good brothers?

Bai Dabao, who was puzzled, turned around and found that Li Hengchu was silent there, as if he was deeply worried.

"Uncle Master, you've been standing here for a long time, why haven't you said a word?"

Li Heng, who was pushed a little, finally recovered his thoughts.

"Have you become in love after a long time?"

Before Li Heng came back to his senses, he vaguely heard these words and blurted them out.

"Didn't you say we only held hands once? Why did you say 'it's been a long time'?"

Li Heng, who still didn't understand the situation, asked next.

"Uncle, you heard it wrong. It's a long-term relationship. There is no word 'else'. You..."

As Dan Ning spoke, he suddenly came back to his senses.

It turns out that when Li Heng said "Rijiu", the word "日" in it is a verb.

"Uncle Master, you are just like Dabao, you have no formal appearance."

I understood Tan Ning in a second, and instantly felt that I was no longer as innocent as before.

"Ok??"

"Pfft~haha..."

"Uncle Master, you are too talented!"

Bai Dabao and Zhou Xing were naturally able to understand dirty jokes that even Dan Ning could understand.

At this moment, the two of them were slapping their thighs and laughing.

"Wait a minute, why am I laughing so happily too?"

Zhou Xing smiled and smiled, but suddenly he stopped laughing because he suddenly realized a problem.

Now Brother Danning and Sister Xueer have become a couple.

Dabao and junior sister Tie Xin are fighting fiercely, and they will probably become a couple sooner or later.

Anyone can tell that Senior Uncle Li Heng and Senior Sister Lingxuan have an unusual relationship. They just need an official announcement.

At the end of the day, he is the only single dog left?

Zhou Xing was really worried now.

"Good brother, come on, I wish you will be single as soon as possible!"

Bai Dabao and Dan Ning didn't know how to comfort Zhou Xing, so they could only speak perfunctorily.

At the same time, he gave Zhou Xing a sympathetic look. After all, they would be in different camps from now on.

But these seemingly comforting words sounded particularly harsh to Zhou Xing. They were simply naked ridicule.

"Hmph! It's easy for you to say. Two of our Feng Wei'er girls are already masters. Do you want me to go after the little senior sister? Or is it Xiaochi who is younger than her?"

Zhou Xing said with a bitter look on his face, these two people just stood and talked without pain in their backs. A full man doesn't know how hungry he is when he's hungry.

"Well, you can try it, I don't have any objection anyway."

Li Heng was on the side and echoed unconscionably.

"Uncle, don't make trouble, that's all I said."

Zhou Xing glanced at Lu Xiaoxiao, who was less than his waist, and Xiaochi, who was a head shorter than her.

By the time these two little ones grow up to be big girls, he will already be an old man.

"Junior Brother Zhou, don't be discouraged yet, you have forgotten! Isn't there a girl like Ruyan in our peak?"

Denning reminded.

"That's right. Miss Ruyan happens to have no one to chase her. Brother Zhou, you can try it."

Bai Dabao clapped his hands.

"You said that tigress... let's forget it."

Thinking about the scenes of Miss Ruyan quarreling with Li Heng on a daily basis, she restrained herself because of Li Heng's good cooking skills.

If it had been him, he might have been beaten up in some way, and he might have taken action. Domestic violence was a no-no.

What's more, Miss Ruyan comes from Tianyan City, that chaotic and complicated city, who knows what kind of forces are behind her.

"This won't work, and that won't work either. You deserve to be single!"

Bai Dabao also had no idea about Zhou Xing's pickiness.

"It's hard to find a partner these days. I suggest you not to make the conditions too strict, but to relax them appropriately."

Li Heng patted Zhou Xing and said seriously.

"Oh? How do you say this?"

Zhou Xing seemed to have a glimmer of hope again.

"For example, in terms of gender, who stipulates that boys can only be partners with girls?"

"I think it's good that money is like life. He will definitely not domestically abuse you."

Li Heng said matter-of-factly, and Zhou Xing also listened carefully.

"Pfft~quack..."

I don’t know who it was, but it made me laugh like a duck.

"It has to be you, my uncle!"

"That's right, I also think Qian Ruming is very suitable for Brother Zhou!"

Bai Dabao smiled directly and lay on Zhou Xing's shoulder.

"Haha, I'm sorry, Junior Brother Zhou. Actually, I don't want to laugh either, hahaha~"

Even Dan Ning, who didn't like to laugh very much, didn't hold back this time and smiled cautiously.

"You, you..."

Zhou Xing pushed Bai Dabao away, turned around and ran away. He couldn't stay in this place for a moment.

"Brother Zhou, don't run away, we are having a good chat."

Bai Dabao joked out of breath, holding his stomach.

As a result, the louder his voice was, the faster Zhou Xing ran.

"Master! Disciple, I feel miserable in my heart!"

Feeling a little hurt, Zhou Xing decided to go to his master for comfort.

Who knew that what Zhou Mubai gave him was not comfort, but that he took a small step back and distanced himself from Zhou Xing.

There was something strange in the eyes that looked at him.

Zhou Xing could clearly see the look in his eyes that clearly showed disdain for him.

There was a "click", which was the shattering sound of Master's tall image in Zhou Xing's mind.

I don’t know since when did the always serious Master also learn to be humorous?

"No, the few of them who have dates just want to ridicule me. Master, how can you, a single person who has been single for ten thousand years, have the right to dislike me?"

Tired, destroy it! Zhou Xing said with a bitter face.

He wanted to drag Master along with him to make him look embarrassed.

However, Zhou Mubai now doesn't play according to the routine at all.

With just one stretch of his hand, the Qingshuang Sword flew into his hand.

"she!"

"My wife!"

Although the two sentences add up to only three words, they are very lethal, especially to Zhou Xing.

It was impossible to get married, as that would only affect the speed at which the Sword Master drew his sword.

It seemed that he understood what his master wanted to express.

Qingshuang "buzzed" with a sword sound in response to Zhou Mubai, and flew around him.

The happiness is palpable.

Fortunately Qingshuang Sword can't speak yet, otherwise Zhou Xing would be despised by a sword again.

"Pfft~"

Zhou Xing spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he seemed to have received another hundred million critical blows.

"You guys continue chatting, I suddenly feel sleepy and need to go back and lie down for a while."

Turning around, tears had already blurred his eyes.

Zhou Xingqiang held on and stumbled away from this sad place and went back to his room.

He suffered serious internal injuries, so he decided not to step out of the room for the whole day. Don't call him even if the sky fell.

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