Apart from being a star, I am very professional in everything else

Chapter 311 I’m really lying on my back now!

Guests need to hold nearly two meters of chopsticks to eat this meal.

When he got the chopsticks, Jiang Yue was dumbfounded.

“Is this making us eat or is it making us kill each other?”

Xiaoying explained with a smile: "This is our custom here, which means that if you eat long, you will be happy!"

In addition to the barbecue tonight, there are also a variety of dishes on the table!

Local chicken stew in one pot, Yi family mutton pot, sour papaya and crucian carp, Yi family charred liver and pork stew, Yi family pork belly combo, gorse omelette and so on.

When listening to Xiaoying's introduction, Jiang Yue was already drooling.

Everyone takes a seat.

As the general director and person in charge of this program, Zhang Jiarui held up his glass of wine and thanked several B&B owners for their hospitality to their program crew.

After some speeches, everyone raised their glasses.

Just as they were about to clink glasses, Jiang Yue's voice sounded——

"Hey, why are there so many toads here?"

"Where?"

Xiaoying's position was on the right side of Jiang Yue. When she heard him say that there were many toads, she subconsciously turned around and looked around.

"Didn't see it!"

Xiaoying looked confused.

"Hey, the toad actually talks!"

Jiang Yue's face flushed unnaturally, he pointed at Xiaoying and giggled.

Xiaoying followed the direction of Jiang Yue's finger and pointed at herself in surprise, "Brother Yue, are you talking about me? A toad?"

Jiang Yue didn't look at her anymore, but turned to look at the people around him, "This is a toad meeting. Don't you think it's disgusting to have so many people gathered here?"

"Jiang Yue, are you drunk?"

Zhang Jiarui noticed something was wrong, put down his wine glass and hurried over.

But as soon as he got close, Jiang Yue immediately jumped away.

He also said with disgust on his face: "Hey, hey, don't come near me, toad! You're covered in sticky pustules, it's disgusting to look at!"

Xiaoying hurriedly said: "I didn't see Brother Yue drinking! And the wine we prepared today is of low alcohol content. You won't pour it after three or two glasses!"

Just when Xiaoying felt strange, the older and more experienced people at the dinner table asked, "Did he eat fungi today?"

Fungi? !

Xiaoying's eyes immediately widened.

"That's right, I took them up the mountain to pick mushrooms this morning! After they sold part of it to the restaurant, they said they would continue cooking hot pot with the rest!"

"That means the mushrooms are not cooked!"

After contacting the front line, we quickly came to a conclusion.

[Hahahahaha, although I know this is a very serious moment, as a Yun Province native, I am really crying to death! They really will never think that the fungus is poisonous, they will only think that they are undercooked! 】

[Yes, I couldn’t hold myself back as soon as I said this. 】

[Red umbrella with white pole, let’s lie down together after eating! 】

[Didn’t Xiaoying check the fungi they picked during the day? Why is it still poisonous? 】

[It is estimated that it contains private goods. 】

[Now it’s on the hot search again. 】

[As long as the poison doesn’t kill you, come back and continue eating. 】

"But Jiang Yue is not the only one who eats mushrooms at noon!"

After Zhang Jiarui finished speaking, he immediately looked at Huang Lei and others.

As a result, at first glance, Huang Lei and the others were all gone!

"What about people?"

"This way!"

The answer was the follow-up photo of Huang Lei and the others.

The light revealed the positions of Huang Lei and others except Jiang Yue.

Walking over, I saw Huang Lei clinging to the wall like a fat toad. When he noticed someone approaching, he immediately started making a warning sound of "guaguagugua" and stared at everyone with his eyes.

Huang Bo was not far away from Huang Lei. He was making twisting movements that others couldn't understand, as if he was... grooming himself?

The artificial posture coupled with Huang Bo's appearance makes people who see it somewhat physically uncomfortable.

"Then there are still less Sun Honglei and Chen Chichi!"

Zhang Jiarui was anxious.

"They're under the table!"

Xiaoying shouted.

I don’t know when these two people ran under the table.

One twisted itself into an incredible angle and was wrapped around a table leg.

One grabbed handfuls of dirt from the ground and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Quick, call 120!"

Facing the situation of fungus poisoning, this is the first time Zhang Jiarui has encountered it after recording a program for so long.

For the safety of the guests, we quickly asked the staff nearby to contact the hospital.

However, people from Yun Province must have experience in dealing with fungal poisoning.

Xiaoying's parents stood up directly: "Stop calling, we have a car, we will send them there directly!"

"Good good!"

Zhang Jiarui was also a little anxious and dizzy. He only thought about the difficult conditions of their program group, but ignored the fellow villagers next to him who entertained them.

They said they wanted to take Jiang Yue and the others to the hospital, but how to take them away became a big problem.

In Jiang Yue's eyes, everyone is a toad. Faced with a large group of toads attacking him, how could Jiang Yue not escape?

He jumped up and down, and from time to time he would pick up something at hand and throw it at those chasing him behind him.

Several times, I almost hit someone.

Seeing that Jiang Yue could not be dealt with, Zhang Jiarui had no choice but to change his target and start with Sun Honglei and Chen Chichi, who seemed to be the best ones.

After learning from Jiang Yue's experience, everyone decided not to take it hard.

Only soft ones.

"Is there any chocolate?"

Zhang Jiarui suddenly spoke.

A female staff member quickly took out the chocolate she had bought to prevent hypoglycemia.

Zhang Jiarui squatted down in front of Chen Chichi with chocolates in hand.

"Look, this is another delicious soil. Do you want to try it?"

Hearing that it was another kind of delicious soil, Chen Chichi stopped digging and stuffing the soil into his mouth.

Seeing Chen Chichi looking at him, Zhang Jiarui knew there was hope.

He quickly continued to seduce: "This soil is really more delicious than the one in your hand! If you don't believe me, I will eat it for you to see!"

After saying that, Zhang Jiarui took a big bite in front of him.

Chen Chichi's eyes lit up as she climbed out from under the table step by step.

After seeing Chen Chichi's entire body crawling out from under the table, the staff waiting next to him held him down.

"Put him in the car first."

Got one, and there are four more to go!

Zhang Jiarui wanted to cry but had no tears.

These people are really his ancestors!

The way to deal with Sun Honglei is very simple.

Doesn’t he like to put it on the table?

Zhang Jiarui directly borrowed a tricycle from the B&B owner present, and carried the table and others onto the back seat of the tricycle.

Then two staff members were arranged to guard to prevent Sun Honglei from sneaking out of the car.

Next is Huang Bo and Huang Lei.

Thinking that Huang Bo regarded himself as a frog, Zhang Jiarui turned around and picked up a plate of fried grasshoppers from tonight's dinner table.

The grasshopper was fried until it was golden and crispy. When he waved it in front of Huang Lei, he took the bait as expected!

The gesture is to stick out your tongue and roll the grasshopper into your mouth.

But he is not a real frog at all, and how can he have a tongue like that of a frog that can be several meters long when stretched out?