marvel football player

As a former football player, Chen Haotian is not very good at technical tasks such as skydiving. Fortunately, he is brave enough. This is not his first time jumping out of a plane. As long as he follows the gang and pulls the rope...

However, the next moment he felt something was wrong!Because unexpected situations happen one after another!

First of all, Deadpool, who landed early due to an accident, actually tore his parachute and fell into the billboard...

Deadpool's recovery was super strong, and he got up soon like a normal person, waving to the sky: "You bastards make me proud! Hustle! You are the coolest! Yes, this is the right posture, beautiful …”

The next one to land was "Hustle and bustle". He was closest to the ground. He was supposed to land successfully with the encouragement of Deadpool. But when he was about to land, a high-speed bus hit him and hit "hustle and bustle" steadily...

Deadpool covered his face: "No! Hustle! That's not cool!"

Then Deadpool raised his head and looked at the next Broken Star that landed on the ground: "Broken Star! Okay! You can do it, no problem...

I'm going to go, you fucking undo the parachute first, be careful in front of you!That's a helicopter! "

It turned out that in front of "Broken Star" gliding, there was actually a helicopter ready to take off!And he actually slid forward like this, straight into the high-speed rotating propeller, and then... he was mixed into minced meat, and green blood was sprayed by the propeller...

Deadpool continued: "Oh, I guess you still have some things to learn that you haven't mastered yet! Look at the existence of our Mr. Football, known as the Big Devil. Even if he falls directly, his powerful legs can protect him. . "

Haotian was still in the sky at this time. He suddenly felt something was wrong. His parachute exploded inexplicably!

boom!Haotian was directly bombed and bounced far away...

Deadpool yelled into the microphone: "Fuck Squid! Can anyone tell me how the parachute exploded!!"

"Um..." the voice of the helicopter pilot came from the earphones: "Sorry Wade, I may have lost a grenade when I was sorting out the equipment. Now it seems that it is in Mr. Football's parachute..."

Deadpool personally felt that Haotian had lost his temper. Being optimistic by nature, he continued to look at the sky, where there was an empty parachute. He sighed:

"Invisible man! An existence that may never be seen! Mysterious! Powerful! No problem, he will definitely land safely!"

Hey!Hey!This thing actually hit a high-voltage wire, and a handsome guy with sparks all over his body appeared. He was actually electrocuted to the point of becoming invisible, and he was about to die!

Deadpool was about to collapse: "Are you kidding, really? Why does the 'Invisible Man' look exactly like Brad Pitt?"

At this time, fortunately, there was finally a safe landing. That person turned out to be fat uncle Peter. Deadpool almost thought that he had offended the emperor, so the whole army was destined to be annihilated?

Deadpool yells, "Oh! This is the spirit! The spirit of the times! Never underestimate a man with a mustache!"

Fat Uncle Peter smiled, shook his mustache, crossed his arms and shouted: "Haha! X Agent Team!"

Deadpool made the same move to celebrate: "Yes, X-Force! You are a superhero now, Peter!"

Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the other "Zagest" who was about to land. It was said that this guy's body was covered in corrosive acid and his saliva was extremely poisonous.

Just when Deadpool was about to speak, "Zagest" actually glided into a special garbage crushing truck, and then his lower body was quickly caught in the machine...

"No! No! No one will die again, right? Is this filming 'Death is Coming'?" Deadpool yelled desperately.

Fortunately, Fat Uncle Peter landed quite close to the ground, so he quickly and kindly went to help.

Peter came to the crusher and held "Zagest"'s hand tightly. His lower body was stuck in the crusher, and Peter wanted to pull him out...

Deadpool comforted himself: "It's just a small mistake. Our team will be fine! Fortunately, a few survived, otherwise it would be a joke..."

The fat uncle held "Zagest"'s hands. Seeing that his lower body was about to be swallowed up, he quickly encouraged him: "Come on! We are the X Special Agent Team, right?"

"Yes! Pfft, vomit..." Zagster's abdomen was gradually swallowed up by the crusher. Before he died, he painfully spat out the highly toxic corrosive liquid. The liquid killed Fat Uncle Peter, killing half of his body. melt……

"Zagest" and the fat uncle threw themselves into the street one after another...

Deadpool jumped to his feet crazily and roared, "Emperor, what the hell is this? Why is he vomiting! Are all the team members going to die?"

Deadpool suddenly shouted into the microphone: "By the way, Domino, hey, are you still alive?"

Suddenly, the voice of "Lucky Girl" Domino came from the earphones: "Well, I'm still alive, but I drifted a little far. I haven't landed yet. How is it going? How are the others?"

Deadpool: "Bad news, good news..."

Domino: "Bad news..."

Deadpool: "The bad news is that almost everyone died. The good news is that except for Shatterstar who was crippled by a car, everyone suffered bloody accidents! I don't think anyone can recover, but the invisible man Brad .Pete still has a chance..."

As soon as I finished speaking, the wire in front made a loud crackling sound!A body that was on fire and burned to char fell...

Deadpool: "No, I don't think he had a chance to survive. He was burned to death by the wires..."

Domino: "Are we two alive? Is the mission still going on?"

"I think I can continue, at least I'm still alive, but I want to say... Domino! Please stay away from me in the future, at least 200 meters!" Haotian's voice came from the microphone!

It turned out that a grenade exploded in Haotian's parachute bag at that time!This unbelievable level is simply like "thunder hidden in the crotch" feeling!

Fortunately, Haotian is protected by the "Aurora Suit" transformed from the "symbiote". Because the "Aurora Symbiote" has absorbed many superpowers, including Haotian's superhuman physique that allows the cells in Haotian's lower body to "infinitely become stronger".

"Aurora" therefore has strong cell tissue toughness and unparalleled power!It wrapped around Haotian's body at the moment of the explosion, blocking all the shrapnel from the explosion.

When Haotian fell to the ground freely because of losing his parachute, the "Aurora suit" turned into a "flying squirrel suit", relying on its ability to glide to bring Haotian safely to the ground...

Later, Haotian silently watched from a corner of the ground as the "X Agents" rushed to the street one after another, and died tragically one by one.

At this time, no matter how stupid you are, you should feel that something is wrong!According to dialectical thinking, this is extremely "unlucky"!

The reason is obvious. The reason why everyone is extremely "unlucky" must be because of the extremely "lucky" girl in the team, Domino!

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