Star Rabbit Patron Saint

[Brain twister] The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. The mushroom was very angry and said, "You don't have eyes, go to hell!" Then the orange died. Why is this?

[Reflections after reading] Today, I suddenly thought of what the author said when I read a paragraph about Zhang Juzheng. In the Ming Dynasty, there were actually very few harems participating in politics, and the harem's participation in politics had very few benefits and many disadvantages for the government. He cited the example of Cixi in the book, and when the author mentioned this, he also specifically stated the reasons. Some people may think that this author despises women relatively speaking, but as a woman, I think what he said has a certain scientific basis.

I have always believed that men and women are two different species. Therefore, when the author talks about the physiological structure of men and women in the article, I agree very much. It is indeed more difficult for women to enter politics than for men. On the one hand, political issues are the most complex issues in the world and require great rationality. Women are indeed rich in emotions, and most of the time their sensibility prevails. This is indeed determined to a certain extent by physiological structure. Therefore, when I saw this, I felt that the author's statement was correct and there was no problem.

"Little miss, have you finished taking a shower? Why has this child been in there for so long?" Quan's mother was anxiously spinning around at the door. It's been more than half an hour since Xiaomi went in to take a bath, but he still hasn't come out. Quan's mother was very anxious outside and called many times. She agreed at first, but then there was no sound. Nothing will happen.

"Little miss, do I want to come in? Are you okay?" Quan's mother shouted for a long time without any sound, then she opened the door from the outside and entered the bathroom. She saw Rong Xiaomi soaking in the bathtub, her head leaning on the bathtub. On the edge, he should be asleep! "Oh, little miss! You're going to catch a cold like this! Wake up!" Quan's mother patted Xiaomi's cheek, but she couldn't wake up after patting her for many times!

"Master! Master! It's not good! The little lady fainted!" Quan's mother shouted to Youran. Hearing Quan's mother's cry, Youran rushed into Xiaomi's room, "What's wrong? Quan's mother? Don't scare me!" What happened?"

"Master, look!" Quan's mother held Xiaomi's head to prevent her from knocking her head, and tried to pick her up, but she was not strong enough to hold Xiaomi. "Quan's mother, I'll hold her, you bring her a big towel." Youran took Xiaomi and asked Quan's mother to get the towel.

"This~ little miss, she's not wearing anything~" Quan's mother said softer and quieter~ "Go quickly! Don't let her catch a cold~ Why do you even care about this!" Youran said with a frown.

Youran helped Xiaomi up. At this moment, Xiaomi was completely naked. All the weight on her soft, smooth and fragrant body rested on Youran. Youran hugged Xiaomi's waist~ with one force, she was completely naked. The furry little fan was taken out of the bathtub. This child has indeed grown up, and because of being soaked in hot water, his whole body is glowing pink. He actually slept soundly.

Quan's mother wrapped a big towel around Xiaomi, and Youran gently placed her on the bed. At this time, Youran's face was flushed, and he felt that the sound of his heart was beating louder and louder. "Quan Mom, go find some sage and mint leaves and give the little fan a sniff. She will wake up. I'll watch her here. Go ahead!"

"Okay, Master, I'll go right away!" Quan Ma turned around and ran out of the room to find what the Master ordered. It seemed that the little lady's situation had happened before. The child is not in good health. I fainted when I said I fainted, mainly because I was too thin!

Youran spread out Xiaomi's hair and wiped it gently with a towel. Then use the big bath towel on Xiaomi to wipe her body. The sixteen-year-old girl's breasts were slightly arched, and the towel wiped her breasts, revealing a large area of ​​breasts, half-covered and half-covered, like white jade. A pair of moist and well-proportioned legs were exposed. The little hands and feet are slender and cute.

Her skin was soft and shiny, soft and waxy to the touch. While wiping Xiaomi's body, Youran could clearly feel her heartbeat speeding up again. Her breakable skin and sexy, slightly curled mouth made her feel The person couldn't help but kissed her hard.

"Master, are they sage and mint leaves? I've found them all! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, master! I didn't see anything!" Quan's mother rushed into the room excitedly and saw the master, putting his hand on Xiaomi. breasts, kissing Xiaomi.

Hearing Quan's mother's shout, Youran raised his head, cleared up his expression, turned around, and said to Quan's mother, "Ahem! Quan's mother, come and help Xiaomi dry and get dressed. Everything is right. Give her a sniff and she will wake up. I'm going out first." After Youran said that, he hurriedly turned around and walked out of Xiaomi's room, closing the door, leaving Quan's mother staring blankly at the closed door. . After a while, Quan's mother calmed down and gave the little fan a smell of sage and mint leaves. Xiao Mi Youyou wakes up.

"Little Miss! You're awake!" Quan's mother was extremely happy to see Xiaomi slowly wake up! I'm really worried that she doesn't know when she will wake up! Okay, okay, I’m finally awake!

"Quan Mom, am I asleep? I was clearly taking a shower just now! Why are you sleeping on the bed?" Xiaomi woke up in a daze. She just dreamed that her brother was kissing her. Tongue kissing tongue kind, my God! Why did I wake up from this dream in such a short time? Really boring!

"Yes, little miss, you suddenly fell asleep in the bathtub, which scared me. Fortunately, I smelled this grass and you woke up! That's great!" Quan's mother used a hair dryer on Xiaomi. Blowing her hair, she told Xiaomi what happened. I thought to myself that it would be better not to tell the young lady what happened to the young master. Quan Ma chuckled. She was afraid that the young lady would be angry with the young master. They looked at her completely and even kissed and touched her. Taking advantage of others, I didn't expect her young master to be so perverted.

"Okay, Quan Ma, my hair is dry! You go out first, I'm going to change clothes." Xiao Mi asked Quan Ma to go out first and put on her clothes.

"Okay, I'll get you some food. You change clothes first. Wait a minute, you are about to set off." Quan's mother finished speaking and exited the room.

The clothes Quan's mother prepared for Xiaomi were a set of tight clothes and pants made of very special materials, somewhat similar to shark pants. A set of silver-pink clothes makes Xiaomi look slender and slim. Her long curly hair hangs down behind her.

"Xiao Mi, are you okay? Can I come in?" It was her brother who called her from outside. Xiao Mi opened the door happily, and Youran appeared outside the door wearing a silver-gray tight suit.

"My brother is so handsome! These clothes are so beautiful!" Xiaomi saw that Youran was wearing clothes similar to her own. Her brother was so handsome!

"This is a special material that can be used in the water. Xiaomi's clothes fit very well! It looks so good!" In Youran's eyes, Xiaomi had actually ignored the clothes.

"Brother, should I tie my hair up? Otherwise, will it get wet when I get in the water?"

"No, just like this!" Youran reached out and touched Xiaomi's hair. The cute little furry girl became more and more beautiful. "Then let's get ready to go!"

"Xiao Mi, eat a piece of chocolate! I prepared a small bag for you with some chocolate in it. If you are hungry, just eat it. Your brother Alvin will be here soon. Let's go downstairs and wait for him." It is a special protein bar that can ensure the physical strength of little fans.

The sea is a world full of life. Whenever you see the sea, you will feel an unprecedented sense of tranquility. There is always an addictive peace of mind in front of the sea. Perhaps, people are so insignificant in front of the sea. They always feel that the sea can swallow everything and throw many worries into the sea.

In the past, Xiaomi had always been grateful to the sea. She felt that the sea covered the sun, so the moonlight could set and the stars could rise. That's why there is night so we can sleep.

It takes about 15 minutes by car. Xiaomi followed Youran and Aiwen to a beach by the sea. Everyone took off their shoes on the beach, and the delicate and soft touch made the little fans feel relaxed and happy. Looking up, the stars in the dark blue sky are like diamonds, pouring out thousands of silver gray, and the moonlight is as bright as jade. The sky and sea seem to merge into one.

"Mi Baobao, I will send you here. You and You Ran can go." Aiwen stopped. "Brother Aiwen, won't you come with us?"

"I want to go too! But your brother won't take me there! Hahahaha!" Aiwen joked, Xiaomi's cuteness is natural. "Xiao Mi, don't listen to him, let's go!"

Youran led Xiaomi forward, "Xiaomi, why don't you ask me how to get into the sea? Is there any danger? This dark sea is boundless, aren't you afraid? We are too You didn't bring any diving tools?" Youran was very curious, but Xiaomi just stepped on the sea water with her bare feet, and followed Youran into the depths of the sea with peace of mind. From her beautiful side face, Youran didn't see any fear or doubt.

"Brother, should I ask anything? My brother loves me. Even if there is danger, he will protect me because I am his treasure! So, I am not afraid or worried. I just follow my brother! I Just listen to my brother, no need to ask anything!"

Youran held Xiaomi's hand tightly. She trusted him as always. For him, Xiaomi relied on him in such a simple and pure way. This is his little baby!

Unknowingly, the seawater had already covered Xiaomi's chest. The strange thing is that Xiaomi's hair is not wet and is floating on the sea. "Baby, from now on, you have to hold my neck! Close your beautiful big eyes, I don't know if you will feel uncomfortable waiting. So, I want to kiss you! If you feel uncomfortable, just Tell me with your mouth, okay?"

Xiaomi's eyes widened, her brother said to kiss her! Did she hear it right? "Kissing? Brother?" Xiaomi was so excited! So happy!

"Well! Don't open your eyes! Until I tell you to open your eyes, okay? If you feel any discomfort, just say it with your mouth, I can understand! Also! Hold my neck tightly and don't let go! Listen to what I say Are you careful? Repeat it!" Youran asked seriously!

"I know, hold you tight and don't let go. If you feel uncomfortable, just say it, don't open your eyes. Brother, are we kissing all the time? Wow! God! So happy!" Xiaomi was so happy to know that she was going to kiss You Ran. !

"Yes, baby! Are you ready?" Youran looked at the little girl in front of him with a loving smile. She was as beautiful as an undersea elf! The surrounding sea water gently enveloped the two of them, and the water temperature was comfortable. The sea was calm without any ripples.

Xiaomi closed her eyes and hooked her hands around Youran's neck. Youran touched Xiaomi's Starry Sky Rabbit bracelet, took it off with a slight press, and put the bracelet into the sea. The bracelet that touched the seawater was like a rubber band. The material was easily stretched by Youran into a big circle around the two of them. Everything was ready. Youran kissed Xiaomi gently. Xiaomi only felt that Youran's lips were fragrant and soft against her, so comfortable!

Slowly, Xiaomi felt as if he had been sinking rapidly. This feeling was very novel, just like the feeling of taking an elevator down, except that the speed was very fast. Gradually, Xiaomi felt that he had some tinnitus. She said with her lips, "Brother, my ears hurt!"

Youran put two Bluetooth headphones into Xiaomi's ears, and her ears stopped hurting instantly! My brother’s voice came from the headphones, clear and charming! "Baby, open your eyes! Don't be afraid! Brother is here! Does your ear still hurt? You can talk now, little baby!"

Xiaomi slowly opened his eyes! The azure sea comes into view, translucent and clear, and the light on the bottom of the sea is like a clear sky. Schools of colorful fish swam leisurely and leisurely around Xiaomi. Magnificent Coral Suddenly, Xiaomi found that she could breathe freely! So awesome! Why! Oh my god, it turns out that I am just like Xiaoyu! "Baby, you can talk now! Do your ears still hurt?" Youran looked at Xiaomi with a worried look on his face. It looks like the respiratory system is starting to work normally, and the little guy is probably still getting used to it!

"Wow! Brother, that's amazing! The sea is so beautiful! There are so many beautiful fish! Why can I breathe in the water?"

"Xiao Mi, please feel under your ribs. Are there two slits on the left and right sides? Those are your gills. Because you have gills."

"When you inhale water from your mouth, the water will pass through your gills. There are blood vessels in the gills, which are filled with blood and oxygen in the blood. Therefore, your clothes are designed with openings in this part, and the inhaled water will Expelled from the gills, the dissolved oxygen in the water enters your bloodstream through the pores in the gills."

"Wow! Brother, do you have one? Do you also have gills?" Xiaomi didn't have the slightest fear, there was only happiness and novelty in her eyes! The real reason why this child often fainted before was also because of changes in her body. Her gill function began to develop. This is similar to Youran's situation, but it's just a little less adaptable than Youran.