【Ding! Next play "Lord Yan's Treat"]

[Hutao: Zhongli’s treat? Impossible, absolutely impossible, I haven’t paid him a salary recently]

[Paimon: You said there is no possibility that his bill will be sent to the Hall of Rebirth soon]

[Past of the Palace of Purity: Hall Master, Mr. Zhongli’s bill]

[Hutao: Zhongli! Didn't you agree to send the bill to the young master? 】

[Master: It’s winter and you’ve just got off the cargo ship, don’t think about it]

[Xiao Gong: Do you think there is a possibility that in the end it is actually the young master who paid the price?]

[Ying: Speaking of paying the bill, every time I have dinner with the young master, he always pays the bill. Has he developed a habit of staying in Liyue for too long? 】

[Rich man: Okay, let me tell you why you have spent so much money recently, Dadalia, I have tolerated you for a long time]

[Young Master: I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be anxious first and give me a chance to explain]

[Young Master: I am not doing this just to build a good relationship with them. Aside from my status as the executive of the Fools, I am a good friend of Mr. Zhongli and the travelers. At the same time, I have also found out new information]

[Ms.: It seems you are of some use]

[Keqing:? ? ? 】

[Gan Yu:? ? ? 】

[Master: Ahem, according to reliable information, Ningguang plans to build another Qunyu Pavilion]

[Paimon: A group of Jade Pavilions can seal the Whirlpool Demon God. Does she want to kill the god? 】

[Ningguang: Isn’t this known to everyone? Mondstadt has the largest arms supplier in Teyvat, so naturally we in Liyue cannot lag behind. There are two different concepts: having a sword in your hand and not using it, and having no sword to use.]

[Kaia: Are you going to develop into Kanria? 】

[Keli: Keli hasn’t made a bomb for a long time. Keli has learned everything the system has given her, except for the material called uranium]

[Alice: Uranium? Baby, that thing has too many side effects]

[Qin: Ms. Alice, what exactly is this material called uranium? 】

[Alice: To put it simply, after a bomb made of uranium explodes, a radius of hundreds of miles will not be suitable for human survival. It contains extremely strong radiation]

[Albedo: I really want to study it if I have the opportunity]

【Ding! Loading completed, this guest: Traveler Ying, Paimeng, Zhongli, Keli, Xiangling]

Liyue streets

Traveler, Paimon, and Keli are on their way to Manmin Hall, and it's worth noting that Keli is holding a Bounce in her hand.

Keli asked in a coquettish voice: "Sister Honorary Knight, do you think Captain Qin will find out if we fry fish here?"

Paimeng flew over and asked: "Xiao Keli, why are you still thinking about fried fish? Didn't we agree to go to Wanmin Hall to eat boiled fish together today?"

(Boiled fish: refers to using bomb heat to heat the pond to cook the fish)

Keli was stunned for a moment before remembering that her friend, the sister of the honorary knight, was going to treat her today.

"Yeah, the traveler's friend is quite a big shot in Liyue."

Keli asked excitedly: "Big...big man, is he very powerful?"

"He knows both astronomy and geography. He is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, flowers, plants, birds and beasts. He can be said to be the most noble person in Liyue. It is impossible to even meet him."

As they talked, the three of them walked into Wanmin Hall.

The waiter Zhongli said enthusiastically: "Please come in with a few guests."

"Is it so powerful?"

"Yes, so Keli, you must be special when you see him later..."

At this time, the traveler and Paimon stopped. They seemed to have discovered something extraordinary. They turned around and found that Zhongli had actually become a waiter.

"Hey, Zhongli, why are you here?!" Paimeng said in surprise.

Keli: "Is he that particularly noble person?!"

Zhongli looked at the traveler he hadn't seen for a long time and said, "Isn't this a traveler? Please come inside."

Zhongli's badge reads:

Wan Min Tang

Waiter (internship) Zhongli Job number: Ling Lingba

Screen turn

The traveler and others have found an open seat and sat down.

Zhongli skillfully took out a paper and pen and asked, "So, travelers, what would you like to order?"

"Oh, we need some..." Paimon followed Zhongli's words, but thought that the focus now was not on food.

"Click, click a ghost! Don't get passed by like this!"

Zhongli spread his hands and said, "Oh, I have no plans to hide anything. Working here is also a kind invitation from the shop owner."

The traveler on the side was talking to the waiter.

"Good intentions?"

Zhongli explained: "The thing is like this: This time I asked the traveler to meet at Wanmin Hall. I haven't been to Wanmin Hall for a while, so I can go and taste the dishes first. When the traveler comes, okay Give her a recommendation and comment.”

Screen turn

Zhongli came to Wanmin Hall and asked, "Boss, why do you have what kind of dishes here?"

The boss came over and said in fluent Cantonese: "Whatever you want to eat, we can make it. Although the menu is so thick, it is only a drop in the bucket of our restaurant."

Zhongli: "Let's do this, I want them all!"

The boss asked: "Sir, are you serious?"

Zhong Li looked at his boss and said seriously: "I, Mr. Zhong, never speak nonsense!"

The boss looked at Zhongli with a serious look, and judging from his appearance, he was not a man who was short of money. How long would he wait for this kind of scapegoat?

"Xiang Ling, come out to pick up the guests!"

Xiangling walked out of the kitchen. The difference from the past was that Xiangling was wrapped in bandages. She was fried by Keli last time and her body had not recovered yet.

"Whatever dish your guest wants to eat, it will be prepared for you immediately."

...

"After eating this meal, the boss warmly invited me to help here."

Paimon: "So you still didn't say...did you forget your wallet again?"

Zhongli explained: "Oh, Master, he is no longer in Liyue because he has to go back to the Winter Kingdom to visit relatives."

Paimon complained: "So in your eyes, Young Master is already synonymous with wallet?"

As he spoke, Paimon's stomach growled. Just as he was about to sit down for a meal, he saw that the fat man was empty.

"Why did you eat them all? I haven't eaten yet!"

Saying that, Ying took out the Frosted Slime Paimon version and handed it to Paimon.

Keli asked: "Brother, the big shot's waiter, are there any special packages here? Let's give Little Pie one."

Zhongli: "Don't say it's true."

Paimon asked excitedly: "What?"

Zhongli: "Overlord's meal!"

Paimon said angrily: "So you were arrested by the store owner because you didn't bring any money, so you were forced to work to pay off your debts!"

Zhongli explained sternly: "After all, I can't violate the contract in the slightest."

Paimon: "Don't talk about the package in such righteous terms!"

three days later

"The party a few days ago was really terrible. I didn't expect that in the end, with the help of Ningguang and Keqing, I was able to redeem Zhongli."

"After this lesson, Zhongli will understand some of the rules of time."

Keli: "It's just like Keli's survival rules."

Paimon: "Yeah, like survival..."

Before Paimeng finished speaking, Zhongli came over with a tea cup in hand and said, "Sir, the Longjing tea you ordered has arrived."

Paimon subconsciously said thank you, took the tea set and savored it carefully.

At this moment, he seemed to think that the voice seemed familiar. He looked up and saw that it was Zhongli. He was so excited that he spat out the tea he just drank.

“Isn’t this a complete lack of long-term memory?!”

【Ding! Playing finished]

[Wutao: This is a good redemption]

[Paimon: It turns out that in Zhongli’s heart, the young master is really his wallet. No wonder the recent bills are all at Hutao’s]

[Xiang Ling: My injury hasn’t healed yet, so I was taken out to cook]

[Ying: I know every line! Not a word, just like a mute]

[Kaia: You have Paimon, the mouth of God, and Paimon will say whatever you need to say for you]

[Paimon: I am emergency food, not some God's Mouth! 】

[Keli: Brother System, did you forget to send Keli back! 】

[System: Probably, maybe, maybe! 】

[Zhongli: I will send her back]

[Alice: It reminds me of the painful memories in Liyue. Every time I go out, Mr. Zhongli will follow me closely. I never thought that my precious daughter would also have this honor]

[Son of the Eightfold God: Your destructive power is well known to everyone in Teyvat]

[Ying: I must say something here, Ms. Alice, when will the Xumi Chapter of your Teyvat Tour Guide be released]

[Alice: Ahem...I've been too busy recently and forgot]

[Paimon: Here’s the reward! 】

【Ding! Start issuing rewards]

[Congratulations to Keli for winning the complete collection of bedtime story books]

[Congratulations to the traveler for getting an Alicia cos costume]

[Congratulations to Xiang Ling for winning the title of Master of Marksmanship. Wearing this title will increase your gunfighting damage by 20%]

[Congratulations to Zhongli for getting a wallet bag, which only guarantees the mola needed for three meals a day (ordinary version)]

[Wendy: Old man, why did you leave our team?]

[Wendy: What do you want me to do, the God of Thunder and the God of Grass?]

[Ying: Grass (an element), this dress is a bit big, I can’t wear it]

[Kaia: There is no possibility that you two are of different sizes]

[Ying: Go away]

[Keli: Okay, I can ask Captain Qin to tell Keli a little story before going to bed]

【Ding! Next, play Genshin Impact Small Theater: I only feel sorry for my brother~]

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like