Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me
Chapter 291 Traveler, give me back my bandage!
[Kaia: Ahem, okay, let’s not discuss these boring issues anymore]
[Xingqiu: Since one has been eliminated, it is beneficial to us]
[Paimon: It’s time for my wisdom Paimon to appear again. According to Paimon’s intuition, mandrill will be eliminated first]
[Ying: So Paimon kid, what’s your basis? 】
[Paimon: It’s just intuition. According to Mandrill’s personality, the Treasure Thieves Group cannot catch his eye at all. The people who have the most contact with the Treasure Thieves Group are us and Ye Lan]
[Yan Fei: He is indeed a wise Paimon, he is indeed smarter than Paimon! 】
[Paimon: That is! No, Wisdom Paimon is Paimon! 】
[Keqing: It seems that blessing is still useful, which shows that the Little Lucky Grass King is not an unqualified god]
[Nacida: Actually, those are just inner hints and have nothing to do with blessing]
[Paimon: That’s Nasida’s credit too, don’t belittle yourself anymore]
[Xiaogong: Ah Zhi, I have a bad feeling]
[Ying: I don’t know why I suddenly feel this way]
[Kaia: What about your telepathy?]
[Wendy: Maybe this is the traveler’s special ability? 】
[Miko Yae: Shouldn’t it be her brother Sora who has telepathy with the little guy?]
[Ying: There is telepathy between brothers and sisters. Isn’t it a bit perverted?]
[Xingqiu: But when you were in Mondstadt, didn’t you also sense your brother?]
[Ying: Let’s use an analogy]
[Chongyun: Why do you want to use metaphors? For example, what did you do wrong?]
[For example: Huh? Someone is calling me? 】
[Ying: Shut up! Hear me out! One day Keli was frying fish in Xingluo Lake. Suddenly Captain Qin appeared behind Keli without anyone noticing. Keli subconsciously turned around and saw Qin. Is this considered telepathy?
[Keli: Sister Honor Knight, you are so awesome. Every time Captain Qin goes to Xingluo Lake to catch Keli, Keli can always feel it immediately. She seems to have that feeling.]
[Qin: No wonder I haven’t been able to catch you lately]
[Paimon: This is all experience! 】
[Keli: Hehe! 】
[Keqing: I feel the answer is either Traveler or Yelan]
[Paimon: Why can’t it be Paimon? 】
[Ying: Because you hide behind me every time]
[Paimon: Hey! 】
[Wendy: Hey! 】
【Ding! Time is up, congratulations to Xiaogong for being the lucky winner this time】
[Xiao Gong: It’s true, I will choose whoever the little rooster clicks. I choose Traveler]
【Ding! The system is determining! 】
[Paimon: Is there such a way? 】
[Xiao Gong: This kind of choice between the two is the most troublesome]
[Ying: Yes, that’s true]
[Xingqiu: It’s like your girlfriend and mother fell into the water]
[Yan Fei: According to the latest version of Liyue law, when encountering this kind of problem, you must save your mother. If you want to save your girlfriend, don’t save your mother. You are guilty of intentional homicide by omission]
[Liyue NPC: Many thanks to Lawyer Yanfei]
[Ina Wife NPC: Search Disi! 】
[Chongyun: This rice wife’s friend, please calm down, this is Liyue’s law]
【Ding! Congratulations to Xiao Gong for his wrong answer, punishment for performing the script "Traveller, give me back my bandage!" 》】
【Ding! The punishment begins! 】
the mall
Xiao Gong: "Traveller, why did you drag me here?"
Traveler: "Xiao Gong, come and pick out some new clothes. I'll pay for it today! You can choose whatever you want!"
The traveler dragged Xiao Gong to the bikini store
There are various styles inside, including sexy, conservative and revealing ones.
"Wow! There are so many beautiful clothes! Can you really choose from them all?" Xiao Gong looked at the traveler and asked.
Traveler: "Yes, yes, you can choose!"
Suddenly, Xiao Gong pinched Traveler's chin and said, "No... Traveler! Are you trying to secretly photograph me while I'm changing my clothes again? Be honest!"
[Xingqiu: Again? 】
[Kaia: Good guy, Traveler, you are really romantic]
[Paimon: This is a false accusation. I can count the number of times Ying and Xiao Gong have met on two hands. How could they have secretly filmed it! 】
[Xiao Gong: This is indeed true. Although the traveler is usually not serious, she would not do such a thing]
[Ying: That’s right! I am a pure person, so far, I only have Shen He as my girlfriend]
[Shen He: Yeah]
[Ying: Although I usually talk a lot, I am also a good person]
...
Traveler: "Well... how dare you! Look, I didn't even bring a video camera this time. I just want to buy you new clothes."
Hearing what the traveler said, Xiao Gong felt relieved, said thank you, picked up his clothes and entered the dressing room to change.
But painting the skin of a tiger is difficult to paint the bones. Knowing people but not their hearts, what kind of person is a traveler? The number one arsonist in Teyvat, the man who inspires and puts all the beautiful girls into a pot!
...
Xiao Gong changed his clothes and walked out of the fitting room.
"Traveller, look! Do you like the outfit I chose?"
"So beautiful! Xiao Gong's figure looks good in anything she wears!" the traveler praised.
It's just that there are some things that shouldn't appear in travelers nowadays.
The traveler took a deep breath and said, "Well, this bandage smells so good! It also smells like milk!"
Xiao Gong was a little embarrassed when he heard what the traveler said.
"Thank you traveler for the gift. As a thank you tonight I will——"
"Something's wrong! You, what you're wearing on your face is mine?"
Seeing that the matter was exposed, the traveler quickly said: "Oops! I suddenly remembered that Paimon in the pot hasn't been fed yet, so he took a step ahead."
"Traveller, give me back my bandage!"
Seeing the traveler escaping in a hurry with his own bandage, Xiao Gong suddenly became furious, vibrated the string of flying thunder, and shot out with all his strength.
The bouncing arrow exploded at the traveler's feet, and the air wave generated by the explosion blew the traveler away.
"I will definitely come back!"
【Ding! Punishment ends]
[Kaia: What kind of punishment is this? It’s obviously a reward for her]
[Ying: Hehe, it smells like milk]
[Keqing: Abnormal! 】
[Xiaogong: Abnormal! 】
[Barbara: Abnormal! 】
[Wutao: Abnormal! 】
[Paimon: At least the traveler remembers to cook for me, hehe]
[Chongyun: No, the pure Yang body is acting up]
[Xiao Gong: Give me back my bandage! Traveler! 】
[Ying: Don’t worry, I’m a serious person! When we come out of the secret realm, we will go to Inazuma as soon as possible]
[Xiao Gong: This is the best! 】
[Keli: There is actually Keli’s bouncing! But it still looks like the oldest one]
[Ying: I don’t need the new one, I still want to live a few more years]
[Keli: Bengbeng cannot blow up people, otherwise Captain Qin will lock Keli up]
[Keli: Keli is a good kid! 】
[Qin: At this point, Kelly is indeed a good kid! 】
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