About me traveling to the world of immortality but finding ways to surf the Internet

"Why don't you catch me!" The woman got up and knelt on the ground with an angry look on her face. She was gorgeously dressed and had exquisite makeup. Unfortunately, with such a fall, her exquisite makeup was instantly gone. Even the golden hairpin in her hair fell to the ground, scattering a bunch of black hair.

"Miss!" A woman who looked like a maid ran over, hurriedly helped the woman up, and quickly fixed her makeup and hair.

"Men and women are not allowed to be intimate." He Qianqing said indifferently. The pressure he released in an instant made several people present afraid to speak out. Before the woman had a chance to behave, he turned around and left with Yang Yuyao. Even if he didn't pay attention deliberately, He Qianqing knew the ins and outs of this matter.

The young man was chasing and harassing the woman, which annoyed her so much that she wanted to get away. So she wanted to find a random male passerby as a shield, and she happened to choose Yang Yuyao. And the man, instead of stepping forward to help the woman after she fell, turned around and ran away. Although this woman was originally a victim, when she planned to involve Yang Yuyao, He Qianqing no longer thought she was a good person.

If the woman chooses not Yang Yuyao, but an ordinary passerby, the man involved will definitely suffer disaster. It can be seen from the clothes of this couple that they come from a big family. The more such a family is, the more ruthless their methods are. If they are angered, the end will be tragic.

"Xiao Yao, don't get involved with them when encountering this situation." He Qianqing said after taking Yang Yuyao far away. Yang Yuyao nodded. He originally wanted to avoid it, but He Qianqing moved faster.

"Master, do you want to have lunch?" Unknowingly, they came to a restaurant. It was dinner time, and waves of tempting aroma came from the restaurant.

"Eat." He Qianqing agreed, and the two walked into the restaurant.

The food in this restaurant is a bit expensive, but it has a lot of ingredients that you can't find elsewhere. Probably because Wei Wuguo has a coastline, the dishes here include a lot of seafood. However, since the offshore sea surface is still frozen at this time of year, the seafood ingredients provided in the restaurant are also made after hard work and soaking. But after all, he hadn't eaten seafood for a long time since he came to this world, so Yang Yuyao still ordered a few things. Wei Wuguo's dishes generally have a heavier taste. Fortunately, Yang Yuyao no longer has congenital heart disease like in the original world, and does not need to pay attention to a light diet at all times. So he tried to order something with a relatively strong taste.

"Master, what else do you want to eat?" Yang Yuyao asked after waiting for the waiter to write down his order. Hotels and restaurants in this world rarely provide menus. After all, except for monks, most people are still illiterate. Guests want To know what dishes the store offers, you have to rely on the waiter to tell you the name of the dish.

"That's enough, waiter, let's warm up another pot of wine." He Qianqing said to the waiter.

"Okay, Immortal Master. Do you want the mellow Yu Ling Zui or the refreshing Green Ant?" the waiter asked. Yang Yuyao knew nothing about wine and was curious about the difference.

"Green ants." He Qianqing replied.

"Green ants make new fermented grains?" This poem about wine suddenly popped up in Yang Yuyao's mind. In his mind, the green ants in the poem refer to the foam on the wine. He didn't expect that there is a name in this world called green. Ant wine. I don’t know if this name is related to the appearance of the wine.

"Master, what is the origin of Yu Ling's drunkenness? Yu Ling sounds like a certain woman." Yang Yu Yaoyong asked quietly through the voice.

"Huh? Xiaoyao, are you interested in this?" He Qianqing asked with some surprise, and then remembered that Yang Yuyao had hardly had any contact with wine.

"Well, I'm a little curious about the name." Yang Yuyao replied. He was more curious about the name than the wine itself. Green Ant can also guess that it has something to do with the appearance of the wine itself, but the name Yu Lingzui sounds like a story.

"Yu Ling is indeed a woman. It is said that her original name was Xie Xiaoyu. She was once the most famous actor in Wei Wu Kingdom. This woman is good at dancing. It is said that her dancing posture is light and she can dance in the hands of men. In addition, this woman is extremely addicted to alcohol and will not drink without alcohol. Huan. It is said that she drank all the wine in Wei Wu Kingdom, but was not satisfied with it. So she threatened that if anyone could brew wine that satisfied her, she would marry him."

"Then if the person who makes the wine is a woman..." Yang Yuyao couldn't imagine what it would be like for a person to love wine enough to decide his own marriage so casually.

"What a coincidence, the person who brewed this wine is indeed a woman, the daughter of a restaurant in Jinyang City. It is said that she is an admirer of Yu Ling, and she often dresses up as a man to support her. After Yu Ling released these words, Obsessed with brewing, she finally brewed this wine. Yu Ling praised it after tasting it. Even if someone revealed that the brewer was a woman disguised as a man, Yu Ling still kept her promise and married her. Some people say that Yu Ling drank She did such a ridiculous thing when she was drunk, but Yu Ling said that she had been drunk all her life, never sobered up but never regretted it. Therefore, the wine was named Yu Ling Zui." After He Qianqing finished telling the story, Yang Yuyao smiled slightly Eyes wide open. He originally thought this story would be a tragedy, but it turned out to be a two-way street? However, this Yuling's character seems to be as bold as a man's.

While they were chatting, the dishes were brought out one after another. Fish maw chicken, braised sea cucumber and fish stewed with frozen tofu were all the dishes. With two bowls of rice and a pot of green ant wine, their table was complete. . Despite the small variety of dishes, fish maw chicken and braised sea cucumber are the two most expensive dishes in this restaurant, and the portions of the dishes are not small. Yang Yuyao, who originally ordered less food just to satisfy his appetite, was stunned when he saw the fish maw chicken and fish stewed with frozen tofu in a porcelain basin the size of a basin.

In Yang Yuyao's impression, a dish like fish maw chicken usually only comes in a small cup, which is about the size of a container with a diameter around the circle between the thumb and index finger of the left and right hands. As a result, it is counted as one pot here. Unfortunately, Yang Yuyao only ordered one portion. As for sea cucumbers, a precious ingredient, Yang Yuyao's impression is that a plate usually only has four or five sea cucumbers, but here he directly gave ten sea cucumbers, and they were not small in size.

Even for the jug of wine that He Qianqing asked for, Yang Yuyao originally thought it would be put in an exquisite jug and could be finished in a few sips. The wine flask that came out was almost as big as a thermos. It's almost like the shock you get when you think you've ordered a small cup of milk tea, but what you get instead is a bottle of milk tea. I have to say that the food in this restaurant is well worth the price. This portion, even if there are only three dishes, is enough for four or five people.

"Master, are the portions of the dishes served by the local restaurants in Jinyang City so exaggerated?" Yang Yuyao turned to He Qianqing with an incredulous look and asked. He had eaten in Xuanzhen City, and the portions of food there were not as exaggerated as here.

"My teacher believes that this store should be the only one of its kind in Jinyang City." He Qianqing looked at the pot of wine and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Master, wait a moment. Don't move your chopsticks yet. Let me take a picture." Yang Yuyao adjusted the placement of the dishes, avoiding the exaggeratedly large wine pot, and took a picture of the meal with Xunlian Amazingly portioned dishes. "Okay, that's all. Master, do you want to drink the soup first?"

"Yes." Drinking soup before eating is also Yang Yuyao's unique habit. He Qianqing has lived with Yang Yuyao for so many years, and he has become accustomed to it without knowing it. After receiving He Qianqing's promise, Yang Yuyao served a bowl of fish soup to both of them.

The dishes at this restaurant are not only large in portions and full of ingredients, but also taste pretty good. When Yang Yuyao served abalone from the fish maw chicken for the second time, he began to wonder whether the restaurant owner would lose money by doing so. Or maybe they came just by chance. This is a new store that has just opened and is in the stage of gaining reputation.

"Xiao Yao, would you like some wine? You are old enough to drink." He Qianqing asked with a smile.

"Well, just have a small cup and try it." Yang Yuyao wanted to refuse, but then he thought that he might inevitably have to drink and socialize in the future. This world is not like his original world. People have realized the harm caused by excessive drinking. and issued a policy of legal responsibility for causing injury or death due to drinking alcohol. People in this world are quite fond of alcohol and take great pride in drinking alcohol. To avoid being caught off guard in the future, you really should check your drinking capacity in advance.

So He Qianqing poured a small cup of green ants for Yang Yuyao, and Yang Yuyao took a sip carefully. Maybe it was because the alcohol was not very strong, or maybe Yang Yuyao drank slowly, so there were not many people around him. The first time I drank and choked. However, after taking the first sip of wine, a blush appeared on Yang Yuyao's cheeks and the corners of his eyes were slightly red, as if he was tipsy.

He Qianqing, who had never expected it to be like this, was slightly startled. When he was thinking about whether to let Yang Yuyao continue drinking, Yang Yuyao had already finished the glass of wine. However, when He Qianqing felt that he needed to check out in advance and take Yang Yuyao back to the inn, Yang Yuyao was eating and drinking one cup after another. He still had that sultry blushing look on his face, but he was still conscious and his voice was smooth and natural. , did not appear delirious.

"Xiao Yao's reaction is too deceptive." He Qianqing thought to himself, casting a spell to block other people's eyes. Fortunately, Yang Yuyao now uses the disguised plain face instead of his own stunning face. Even so, when Yang Yuyao looked tipsy due to drinking, his expression at that moment still attracted the attention of some lustful people.

"Xiao Yao, are you okay now?" He Qianqing asked after each drank half a bottle of wine. Green Ant's wine has a refreshing and mild taste at first taste. It doesn't seem to be very strong, but in fact it has a strong staying power. After drinking until now, the stamina should appear.

"Fortunately, I didn't feel any discomfort. It just felt like I drank spicy water." Yang Yuyao replied, calling the waiter to pay. He Qianqing paid the money before he could take out the money.

"Xiaoyao, what are you..."

"It's natural to spend money on Taoist companions, isn't it?" Yang Yuyao responded via voice transmission.

He Qianqing looked at Yang Yuyao, somewhat dumbfounded. Although he should have realized that although Yang Yuyao seemed gentle and easy to talk to, he was actually extremely stubborn on certain things.

"But I want to spoil you rotten, so that I will be the only one who can stand you in the future." It was the first time He Qianqing openly revealed his dark desires in his heart. Yang Yuyao was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect He Qianqing to Say something like this. Inexplicably, he felt that these words were like lines from a novel about women that he accidentally came across while watching videos in his original world.

"Master, couldn't he have read some strange storybook?" Yang Yuyao thought suspiciously. "Or are you saying that Master is a little drunk?"

"Master, if you really become a person like that, you will become boring and disgusting. Master, do you want me to lose those qualities that you like?" Yang Yuyao asked seriously. He has never been a dodder born of dependence. Even if he is suffering from serious diseases and can only stagger around, he will still straighten his back and grow branches and leaves for himself to support a world.

He Qianqing looked into Yang Yuyao's eyes and was speechless for a moment. He didn't know how to respond to this question. Does he really want Yang Yuyao, who has only a beautiful body left and everything else he is familiar with has disappeared? He Qianqing found that he didn't even know, so he simply pretended to be drunk. Suddenly he leaned his head on Yang Yuyao's shoulder and looked half-drunk. Yang Yuyao had never experienced this kind of situation, and he was frozen and at a loss for a moment. He Qianqing took the opportunity to hold his waist and returned to the inn.

"Master, you are back too!" Tu Shan, who returned to the inn first and returned to his original form, wagged his tail happily when he saw Yang Yuyao, and then saw the two of them falling on the bed. Tu Shan's ears and fur instantly stood up, and he quickly turned to face the wall without daring to look back. A pair of big ears stood straight up and even turned to the back.

After exchanging a kiss that smelled of alcohol, Yang Yuyao finally reacted, stretched out his hand to support He Qianqing's face and pushed it away, frowning slightly and looking at He Qianqing above him.

"Master, stop pretending. It is impossible for a truly drunk person to still have sex after drinking." Yang Yuyao relied on the useless knowledge he had gained in his original world to unceremoniously expose He Qianqing's lies. Pretending to be drunk.

Now that he had been seen through, He Qianqing did not continue to pretend. His eyes instantly became clear, and he could no longer look like he was drunk just now.

"Sometimes I'm really curious, Xiaoyao, how you come into contact with certain things for the first time but still know some side knowledge." He Qianqing touched Yang Yuyao's face with a gentle expression.

"Master, what do you think of the three thousand worlds? Think about it first, there is no need to say it." Yang Yuyao took back the hand that just pushed away He Qianqing's face, raised his index finger to his lips, and made a gesture not to speak. hint. He Qianqing understood clearly and knew that this was the clearest reminder that Yang Yuyao could give him at the moment.

"Master." Yang Yuyao looked up at He Qianqing and spoke again.

"Huh?" He Qianqing responded simply, waiting for Yang Yuyao's next words.

"I want to say that my decision to propose a relationship was made after careful consideration." Yang Yuyao said in a more urgent tone. He wanted to speak in a calm and slow tone, but the lingering tension was really difficult. control. After all, He Qianqing was too close to him in this state. "Master, can we get up first and talk later?"

"Okay." He Qianqing did not embarrass him, and easily pulled Yang Yuyao up.

"Now that I have made this decision, I will work hard to be a qualified partner." After sitting up, Yang Yuyao put a hand on Qu's leg and continued to speak. "Well... I admit that I am very stupid in this regard, but I think that a qualified Taoist monk should not be able to give only to one person, otherwise the passionate relationship will disappear one day. Only if both parties support each other and support each other Only through dedication and joint improvement can the relationship be stable. So, Master, are you willing to accept this way of getting along?"

"...Okay." He Qianqing agreed after being silent for a long time. This was different from the way he had expected to get along with each other, and he was surprised that Yang Yuyao would take the initiative to express the way he wanted to get along with each other. Indeed, as Yang Yuyao said, he took their relationship very seriously. Even if the emotions are not in place, he still strives to do what a lover should do through actions.

He Qianqing hugged Yang Yuyao and kissed him again. The lighter smell of wine seemed to make him more energetic. In an instant, he would make people sink, and in the sinking state, they would succumb to their inner desires. He Qianqing took advantage of the situation and pushed Yang Yuyao back to the bed again.

"Xiao Yao, my good disciple." He Qianqing's mellow voice became deeper. Tu Shan shook her ears. The sound made her heart beat faster and her mouth went dry. She didn't have the courage to peek, but she couldn't help but prick up her ears harder to listen, not wanting to miss every detail.