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Ye Qianqian: Brother Yuan, I’m done! Finally, I don’t have to worry all day long!

Yi Ziqi: What’s over?

Ye Qianqian: Hey hey hey! Brother Ziqi? !

Ye Qianqian: Oops, I sent it to the wrong location!

Gu Yuan: ..."Picture: villain covering his face."

Yi Ziqi: What are you doing?

Yi Ziqi suddenly felt that he seemed to be isolated by these two people. Although they were in a group of three, he could not understand what Ye Qianqian was talking about.

Gu Yuan: Qianqian asked me some questions about girls’ physical growth before, so Ziqi, please stop asking me about this matter.

Yang Yuyao sent a private message to Yi Ziqi and said that he did not expect that Ye Qianqian would continue to talk to him about this matter, and he did not know what kind of image he had in Ye Qianqian's mind now, allowing Ye Qianqian to be unscrupulous. She could discuss this private topic with him.

Fortunately, Ye Qianqian didn't know that because of her incident, the sect leaders in the Immortal Alliance group held a special discussion on how to deal with the situation where younger disciples did not understand their own growth. Of course, as the sect leader of Xuanzhen Sect, Song Ci did not mention Ye Qianqian's name by name, but vaguely mentioned the matter, not even mentioning her gender.

But even so, Yang Yuyao was able to easily judge that the person he was talking about was Ye Qianqian through the information provided by Song Ci, the leader of Xuanzhen Sect. After all, this range is really easy to guess. Usually the children who encounter this kind of situation are children who are just beginning to practice in their early ten years. However, most sects, including Xuanzhen Sect, may not be able to recruit young people in a few years. Such a young disciple.

Under normal circumstances, parents would not be willing to let their children travel to the sect to practice at such a young age, and would usually wait until they are fifteen or sixteen years old before letting them leave home. This allows these young people to have a certain understanding of their own physiology under the guidance of their parents, and will not be like Ye Qianqian who has heard about it but doesn't know why.

Of course, there is also a special situation in the sect where there are disciples who leave their parents at a very young age, that is, children like Yang Yuyao who, after being separated from their families or abandoned, happen to meet the elders of the sect who are out and are brought back to the sect. . It would be fine if they were raised by elders of the same gender, but it would still be a bit embarrassing if they were of different genders.

The sect leaders in the Immortal Alliance group discussed this topic and quickly came up with a plan. They planned to add a few books introducing this aspect to their sect's library, and assigned male and female elders in the sect to have one. position, responsible for teaching these aspects of knowledge.

Watching them discuss, Yang Yuyao couldn't help but think of how he acquired this knowledge. Yang Yuyao learned all his elementary and middle school knowledge by himself, so he never took any physiology classes in elementary or middle school. However, since he had to go to the hospital very quickly every time he got sick, he would often go to the hospital first when he was a child, and then his grandfather would go back to get his luggage. Although his grandfather was still teaching at that time, he was still older and not so flexible. Every time you go there, it takes a lot of time.

So if Yang Yuyao's condition could stabilize quickly, he would borrow books from Dr. Zhao, whom he was most familiar with, to pass the time. Most of the time, what he borrowed was clinical medicine. Only later did Yang Yuyao learn that other hospitals of the same level as theirs would basically have special children's wards, and some children's books and toys would be prepared in the children's wards. But for some special reasons, their hospital only has an outpatient department of pediatrics, and sick children are assigned to wards of various departments based on the diseases they suffer from.

At first, Dr. Zhao teased Yang Yuyao for not being able to understand and just looking at the pictures in the book. Later, he discovered that Yang Yuyao could actually understand it, and when he had free time, he would come to Yang Yuyao's ward to explain it to him. Later, it seems that it was also at his suggestion that the department and wards purchased several picture books for children to learn about the human body and medical knowledge. After all, his mentor when he was studying for his Ph.D. was the director of their department and one of the vice presidents of the hospital.

After this proposal was adopted, I don’t know if the hospital held any meetings. The head nurse of the department would from time to time introduce various health knowledge other than cardiovascular diseases to the young patients in the conference room of the department ward, including physiological knowledge. . There were professionals explaining it, and even if Yang Yuyao didn't listen carefully, he still understood the physiological differences between the sexes.

Yang Yuyao even remembered that one time the head nurse was telling the children about girls' menstrual periods. The mother of the little brother in the next ward was very angry and scolded the head nurse for leading her child badly, for teaching him such things at a young age.

As a result, the head nurse did not calmly tell the parent that these classes were voluntary and that the children did not need to come to listen. After all, they were not taught in the ward. But it’s very arrogant to say that unless the mother hopes that her son will find a boy to spend his life together in the future, don’t expect him to take care of you when you are older, because if you don’t let him understand, then he really doesn’t need to understand these things. Knowledge.

Then the aunt's face immediately turned red and she kept muttering that she wanted to complain to the head nurse. But later on, at least that little brother was there when Yang Yuyao was hospitalized. Yang Yuyao, the head nurse, would see him and listen to every physiology class. The head nurse was still working in the hospital before Yang Yuyao's death, and even rose to the position of chief nurse. But now Yang Yuyao can't remember the name of that little brother at all. He only remembers that the little brother likes to take the initiative to smile at him every time he sees him hiding in the corner.

Yi Ziqi: Okay, I understand.

Although Yi Ziqi was shocked that Ye Qianqian told Yang Yuyao such a thing, after hesitating for a while, he still chose to agree.

They shared some anecdotes about what happened within the sect with Yang Yuyao, and Yang Yuyao also told them some of what he saw and heard during his journey. Yi Ziqi and Ye Qianqian were both yearning and worried, and reminded Yang Yuyao again and again. Try to prioritize his own safety.

Ye Qianqian: Yes, yes, Brother Yuan, I saw that Xunlian has added a new function called library. There are several story books in it that I had read but not finished before I left home! I didn’t expect that I could read them all on Xunlian. These days, Xiaoying and I read several chapters every night when we go to bed!

Ye Qianqian: If I have other favorites, can I also transfer them to this library?

Gu Yuan: If the person who writes the storybook is a monk, it’s best not to write it. I’m afraid the author will cause trouble for me. Unless I wrote it myself and am willing to put it in the "library" for others to see.

Ye Qianqian: What if the author himself agrees?

Gu Yuan: If the author himself has Xunlian, it would be better to let the author use his Xunlian to pass it on. Of course, if the person who writes the storybook does not want others to know who published the storybook, he can enter the "Library" function and create a "pen name" for himself, so that the author's name of these storybooks will be displayed as his own name. .

Ye Qianqian: Okay, I get it!

Yang Yuyao looked at Ye Qianqian's reply and felt that Ye Qianqian seemed to have a good relationship with the author of the storybook she liked, and that person was probably also from the Xuanzhen Sect.

"Could it be Qianqian's roommate Xiaoying?" Yang Yuyao guessed.

After finishing the chat with his friends, Yang Yuyao slipped his consciousness into his mind and tried again to open the file that he had failed to open a few days ago. In the past few days, he had rebuilt a new interference module, hoping that this attempt to open it would not attract the attention of the so-called Lord God.

Yang Yuyao tensed up his nerves. Once the monster was triggered, he would retreat immediately. In this way, Yang Yuyao opened the document that concerned him very much. Several days of hard work paid off, and he successfully opened it without triggering anything terrible.

"This is also a mission document, and it seems to be from a later stage." Yang Yuyao glanced at the content in the first row. To complete this mission, you need to reach the Mahayana stage, and the mission document that Yang Yuyao opened before contained The tasks are all about joining the sect, and they are all tasks that have been completed. Obviously, in addition to these two files, there should be other task files that have not yet been unpacked.

"Huh? Strange, it can't be loaded? What's the problem? Forget it, let's look at the parts that can be loaded first." Yang Yuyao thought to himself and moved his eyes. Perhaps people will always react more keenly to familiar things. Even though Yang Yuyao's eyes had not yet seen the lower parts, the corner of his eyes caught a phrase that seemed to have the same name as He Qianqing.

Yang Yuyao, who was not sure, took a closer look and found out that he was indeed right. This was indeed He Qianqing's name. How could this mission of traveling through the system actually name someone? Yang Yuyao was surprised, but when he saw clearly the requirements of this task, even though it was just his conscious image, his face instantly turned pale.

Must-do mission: Kill He Qianqing, the son of luck. (Click to view mission target details)

"Are you kidding?!" Yang Yuyao couldn't help but cursed, and even wanted to destroy the mission file angrily, but his hand passed through it easily. The file seemed to be able to sense danger and actively Closed and hidden. "The rewards given for other tasks are stingy, but why do you give such a generous reward to Master's task? There are even penalties for not completing it! What is the intention of this system and this main god?!"

Yang Yuyao felt extremely angry, but could not vent. He could only try to adjust his mood and calm down.

"Is it fake? Could it be that there was a loading error that caused the error to be displayed? But no matter how stuck it is, the name should not be stuck so coincidentally. And there are even detailed information and task requirements at the back, even if the two tasks are displayed incorrectly Spliced ​​together, the following instructions cannot be exactly like this."

Yang Yuyao originally wanted to veto the possibility of this mission, but the more he relied on this information, the less he could refute himself. All indications are that this is a correctly displayed task and not the result of a loading error.

"That's it, ha, I understand, no wonder..." Yang Yuyao muttered to himself in a confused manner. He hugged his knees, curled up and sat down, hanging his head, looking depressed.

"No wonder a few years ago, after Master died in a battle with an evil cultivator, I used the Resurrection Pill to resurrect Master. That damn system kept reporting alarms and punishing me for illegal operations. That's it... This system wants Master to die, but it doesn't It doesn’t matter why he died. Does Master’s death do them any good?”

"Could it be that the key point is the prefix 'Son of Destiny' in the target of this mission? If Master is not the Son of Destiny recognized by the system, wouldn't he have this mission? This is too ridiculous. Master is not extremely evil. Man, he is obviously so good...but because of his good luck, an outside entity wants to murder him."

Yang Yuyao, who gradually calmed down his thoughts, realized that this time travel system, or the guy behind it, should not have expected that He Qianqing would accept Yang Yuyao as his disciple, become his master, and even fall in love with him. He wanted to become a Taoist companion with him. Otherwise, in the initial missions, the sect should be clearly pointed at Qingfeng Sect, and Yang Yuyao should be asked to become He Qianqing's disciple as one of the missions.

Even when Yang Yuyao joined the Qingfeng Sect under the leadership of He Qianqing and became He Qianqing's direct disciple, these tasks showed no signs of adjustment.

"Do you think it's unnecessary, or do you simply have no ability to control it?" Yang Yuyao thought, and then he suddenly remembered the strange reaction of the system as if he had just arrived when he was expelled from the Qingfeng Sect. "It stands to reason that even if my amnesia is caused by a combination of factors such as being tortured by Xue Ren and Xinglu Elder Lei Crai, being lowered and chronically poisoned, it should not affect the system as a special existence. Unless... it causes the system to recognize Did I know that I was wrong before? What did I do after I used this time travel system to destroy the formation set up by Bai Lingxue? "

"Thinking about it this way, this system didn't break down even when I was thinking about returning to my original world through death. The first two times I committed suicide, it wasn't until I jumped off a cliff that it was damaged like that... Is it because only jumping off a cliff resulted in a head injury? However, Before this, the system was probably on the verge of collapse, but it didn’t even know it.”

"If it were myself..." Yang Yuyao put himself into his past self in this world and thought about what he would have done at that time. Then he realized that when he used the Resurrection Pill to revive He Qianqing but was punished by the system, he would definitely question the purpose of the system's existence, which is why he got the information recorded in the mobile phone.

"At that time, I may have used some methods to know the existence of this mission in advance, but I probably didn't know that there was an existence like the 'Lord God' paying attention. So I just thought of destroying the system, so I didn't have to do this mission. .”

"No matter what, their calculations are wrong, and I will not do what they want." Although there is a joke in the original world that dying of old age is also an optional way to die, Yang Yuyao is sure, The main god was not weak enough to allow him to choose such an opportunistic method. Yang Yuyao gritted his teeth, his eyes were firm, and he made up his mind.

"Xiao Yao, what's wrong? Why are you so restless?" He Qianqing, after finishing his conversation with the boss of Gancheng Haina Bank, returned to the bank's lounge and saw the young man sitting in the armchair with a serious look on his face. He didn't even notice when he entered the door, so he walked up to Yang Yuyao and asked.

"Master? No, I was just thinking wildly." Yang Yuyao, who was brought back to reality by He Qianqing's voice, responded. But he couldn't help but stretched out his hand and hugged He Qianqing.

"Are you really okay?" He Qianqing reached out and hugged the young man when Yang Yuyao stopped his hand. He used his spiritual power to close the door and locked out the shopkeeper of Qianzhuang who was waiting behind him.

"Yes." Yang Yuyao responded simply, planning in his mind how to deal with it, although now the time travel system has been controlled by more than 60% by him, and the damaged mission module has not yet been repaired. But Yang Yuyao didn't think that he could do nothing. As long as this system was parasitic in his body for a day, he felt that it was a bomb with a monitor installed, making him feel that he had to do something just in case.

"Xiao Yao, Mutu invited us to taste Gancheng's special delicacies. Do you want to go?" He Qianqing asked.

"Go." Yang Yuyao replied, and then remembered that Mutu himself was locked outside by He Qianqing himself and left to dry! So he quickly let the person in. Although Mutu was He Qianqing's subordinate, as someone who was going to treat them as a host, it was really rude to leave the person like this. Fortunately, Mutu himself didn't care. When he heard that Yang Yuyao agreed, he immediately patted his chest and said that he would make arrangements for them so that they could enjoy the authentic Gancheng food.

"Eh? Qingrong City, everyone in Fanxi knows that the people in Qingrong City are the worst at cooking." Mutu talked eloquently.

As the shopkeeper of Haina Bank in Gancheng and the only manager of Haina Bank in Fanxi Kingdom, Mutu's father was born in Xia Kingdom and his mother was a monk in Fanxi Kingdom. Therefore, Murong's appearance combines the appearance characteristics of Xia and Fanxi people. To be precise, he is more inclined to the Fanxi people, but his temperament is more unrestrained than most Fanxi people. Although noisy, it is not annoying.

Although this kind of temperament does not conform to people's traditional impression of a shopkeeper, despite looking like this, he is quite shrewd in his work. Through his tireless management, now almost all the monks who live in Gancheng and surrounding areas have opened accounts at Haina Bank and deposited money. Even the amount of user deposits is among the best among all Haina banks, even though Fanxi itself is only a medium-sized country with an average economy.

Because of his ability, He Qianqing began to consider whether it was necessary to open another Haina Bank in Fanxi Country.

Yang Yuyao felt tired and flustered by the obsessive glances cast from all over the street. He cautiously took a few steps behind, and then hid behind He Qianqing to avoid those anxious gazes. Yang Yuyao did not expect that people in a country would worship a place they had never even been to, so much that it would affect their aesthetics. It stands to reason that the Fanxi people, whose looks are quite different from those of the Xia people, should have their own standards of beauty, but now it seems that their aesthetics seem to have been assimilated with those of the Xia people and other countries...