Pokémon's Little Adventure

"Boy, you deserve a beating. Do your family members know about this?" the old man greeted with a dark face.

"What do you care about me?" Ah Fu walked up to the old man and grabbed his collar. "It's settled now. Hurry up and prepare your dowry. Otherwise, I will let my Jiuwei abuse your Xiaojiu every day and make it act like a white-haired girl."

"You are simply a robber!!" The old man suddenly felt that he had met the wrong person and began to worry about Xiaojiu's future.

"Let go, the old man is okay. He is just like that, he likes to joke around." Sonia quickly comforted the old man and gave Ah Fu a look at the same time.

The latter nodded in understanding. With their tacit understanding, it would be a piece of cake for them to succeed.

"If my wife hadn't stopped me, I would have taken your soul today!"

Ah Fu loosened his hand and the old man straightened his collar.

"Well, if that's the case, then I have nothing more to say."

"Then I'll trouble you, old man." Sonia said with a smile.

"Wait, I can give you the dowry, but you have to promise me one thing." The old man suddenly said.

"What's the matter?" Ah Fu asked.

"Treat Xiaojiu well. If it suffers any injustice, I will not let you go." The old man said seriously.

"Don't worry, old man. We will definitely treat Xiaojiu like our own family," Sonia promised.

"Okay, then I'm relieved." The old man sighed and turned away.

"Finally done!" Ah Fu said excitedly.

"Next, we'll just have to wait to welcome our new partners." Sonia said with a smile.

The puzzled old man turned around and shouted, "Wait, I haven't told my story yet, you took away all my property and Pokémon, what's going on?"

Ah Fu picked his ears and said impatiently, "Hurry up, we still have to go eat after we finish talking."

"Please be polite. He is an old man after all." Ming Yi said coquettishly.

A black line appeared on the old man's head: "What's the matter?"

Ah Fu pointed at the old man's face and said, "Look at this old man, and then think about Gangzi's face. Let me be polite to this old man. Try to call me grandpa and I will agree."

Sonia and Mingyi both thought of Xiaogang's face in their minds at the same time. When they thought about this guy's flirtatious side, they immediately broke out in cold sweats.

The sense of immersion is too strong.

"It's been a long time since you called me grandpa..." The old man was quite looking forward to having these two older granddaughters.

"Get out of here, you want to take advantage of my girlfriend? Tell me your epic story, and I'll find someone to sing your praises."

"There's no need to sing my praises. Just build a temple for me and invite dozens of monks to pray for my soul to be reborn. I'll be satisfied."

"Okay, I'll ask a real god to help you get salvation."

The old man smiled with emotion and began to talk about his past experiences.

At that time, he was a well-known and high-spirited young man. His family owned a mine and had a large number of servants. However, the family inheritance stopped at him, and he was the only descendant.

Before the old man finished speaking, Ah Fu interrupted and said, "You are not still a virgin, are you?"

The old man was so angry that he immediately yelled: "How rude of you, kid!"

"Hey, let me tell you, I was virgin before I even reached adulthood. It was one night, I quietly opened the door, lay down beside the girl, smelled the virgin fragrance from her body, and slowly took off her bra...Ah!!! You are murdering me!"

Sonia's face turned red. Without further explanation, she stretched out her hand and was about to pinch Ah Fu's neck: "I'm going to fight you!"

Ah Fu quickly dodged and shouted, "You are crazy, it's just your... stop pinching, it's falling off!"

"So this is the unforgettable night that Sister Sonia talked about. What are you doing, old man?"

The old man withdrew his listening ears, looking very disappointed.

"Young people nowadays are immoral. Back then, we had to struggle for a long time to hold hands, but you hit the jackpot right away."

"You shut up too!" Sonia shouted in a tender voice, scaring the old man so much that he covered his mouth, fearing that he would be implicated. "Tell your story well, or I will chop you into pieces."

Looking at the arc of lightning emanating from Sonia's palm and Ah Fu who was roasted into charcoal, the old man nodded honestly.

Kyuubi felt sorry for Ahfu's miserable condition and licked his wounds.

"Suddenly one day..."

An unexpected guest came to the old man's home. This person was his childhood friend. After the two exchanged greetings, the old friend explained his purpose.

My friend actually discovered some relics related to Ho-Oh. I heard that if we can obtain the power in them, the Pokémon can be greatly enhanced.

"Is it true?" Ming Yi expressed doubt.

"It's possible. This guy is a divine beast. His shit can be considered gold."

"Hey~ You're so disgusting~" Mingyi pushed Afu away, her little face full of disgust.

The old man didn't mind their interruption, but asked in surprise: "How did you know?"

"Really?" x3

"I thought you knew. It was said that someone had seen the true form of the Phoenix King. On an isolated island, the Phoenix King was fighting with a dark creature. The fight was so intense that the man was almost drowned by the tsunami."

Ahfu and the other two looked at each other in bewilderment when they heard that. They were sure that the black thing was Dark Lugia.

Seeing that they did not interrupt, the old man continued to reminisce.

The more the old man listened, the more excited he became. Xiaojiu had just evolved recently. If he could get that treasure, wouldn’t Xiaojiu be able to ascend to heaven?

With this fantasy, they set out together to look for the treasure, and before leaving, they asked their family to look after Xiaojiu.

"Why don't you bring the Nine-Tailed Fox with you? Why don't you just feed it to it when you find it?" Ah Fu was puzzled.

The old man sighed: "e=(′o｀*))) Alas, I am lucky that I did not bring Xiaojiu with me. This treasure hunt is also my funeral journey."

Sonia had a bad feeling: "Could it be?"

"Yes."

"You were tricked by your friend, and in the end your friend got the benefit?" Ah Fu completed his imagination of the plot.

The old man blew his beard and glared at Ah Fu: "No...how can your heart be so dirty."

"Isn't that what a normal plot is like? In the end, everything breaks up and you get killed by someone."

"There's a reason for that!"

Good guy, Ah Fu calls him good guy.

The person is dead, and you still want to defend the murderer...

No wonder I'm still a virgin

Old man: "I'm Nima (??へ??╬)"

Ming Yi, who was stroking the Nine-tailed Fox, said coquettishly, "Afu, be serious and listen to what I say."

"Go ahead and stroke your Nine-Tailed Fox. I'm a man who has written scripts and made movies! I, the screenwriter, will not tolerate your insults like this!!"

"I told you you're fat and you're out of breath. It's amazing that you can travel through time."

"Wait till night, I'll teach you how to be a wife."