Pokémon's Little Adventure

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Ah Fu asked coquettishly: "Isn't this an old man? I haven't seen him for a long time and he's still in good health?"

"You're still so annoying, kid."

"Actually, I have a wish that I hope you can fulfill."

"I don't have any apprentices anymore! Do you want my life?" Ma Shide said warily.

"I don't want it. Master Ma, just follow me and say, slap the right leg, slap the left leg, slap the left kick, slap five times in a row, and don't hit him until you hit him! Take the hair~~"

"Get out (ノ｀Д)ノ!!"

Dawu and Zhulan whispered: "Don't tell me, Afu's rap is quite rhyming, I want to move."

Zhulan rolled her eyes at him and didn't reply.

Miye walked over and asked with concern: "Afu, do you still know me?"

"I know you. Isn't this a beautiful flower, Master? It's a pity that it's stuck in Master's turd."

Mi Ye laughed so hard that her branches trembled: "Giggle~ I love hearing this~~"

"I'm so angry. You dare to compare me to a piece of shit. I'm going to tear you apart today!" A furious Ma Shide rushed over, but missed with a right whip and a left kick... ...

Seeing that his kicking skills were actually seen through, Ma Shide decided to use his boxing skills. He fired five punches in an instant, but they were all dodged one by one...

"Is this Master Ma's version of hair extensions?"

"You have learned the lesson... You look at the magnificent boxing technique, which is like lightning. No wonder it is called the Five Lightning Whips!"

"It turns out this is a set of secrets. I really want to learn them~"

Mi Ye quickly stopped her loudly: "Old man, you can't be more generous. You can sleep on the sofa for me tonight."

"Honey, I was wrong. Isn't this a test of that kid's skill? We hit the target and we didn't get a hit...Honey, wait for me, kid! Take care of yourself!"

Seeing his master and his mother leaving, King Li followed him.

Seeing that he was the only one left, Dawu took out Huazi and threw it over: "Tell me, why are you autistic?"

Ah Fu blew out a puff of smoke and said, "It's annoying just thinking about it. It's not those people who are causing the trouble."

"You mean that great god?"

"Do you know how I can save the Great God? I use my God's Domain to save it. I see that the progress is still half way..."

"Isn't that good? It's not like... wait, Master Ma said there is another person, wouldn't he also want to save him?"

"You guessed it right, he is also a great god, and the forces behind him are even more untouchable."

"You'd better put it back on, I'm afraid I'll offend them and the entire Pokémon world will be gone."

"This is a good idea, keep an eye on it." After finishing speaking, Ah Fu took out the Yama Dao and started to wipe his neck.

Dawu was so frightened that he almost ate his cigarette and shouted quickly: "I'm joking, do you still take it seriously?"

Ah Fu shouted: "I'm not joking, I've died a hundred times, don't say I'm a disaster, I won't serve you anymore!!!"

Mingyi hurriedly snatched away the Yan Mo knife, gave him a loud slap in the face, and said angrily: "Let's discuss it together if there is any matter. It is a coward's behavior to commit suicide! I look down on you!"

Zhulan hurriedly took away the knife and handed it to Dawu, admonishing: "Afu, don't listen to your brother, he is a mean-mouthed person. Mingyi is right, suicide is a sign of cowardice, and the Zifuqi family is not Coward."

The irritable Ah Fu brushed his messy hair and said angrily: "But I can really only do this by myself. When will it be realized in my field?"

Mingyi held Ah Fu in her arms and said softly: "It will come true one day, we believe in you."

"Mingyi, you don't know. This is the second time. I'm not God. If you line up to find me every time you save someone, I'll really go crazy."

"We don't have to have a field. Your partners are also strong. Aren't they all so strong because of you? Just be more open-minded, okay?"

Zhulan asked: "Based on the progress you mentioned, how many domain values ​​does the second person to save need?"

Ah Fu stretched out his hand and said sadly: "It's five times as good as the first person!"

After hearing this, Dawu felt a little headache. All these monsters and evil spirits came over: "Then what is his identity? Is he still a god over there?"

"He is a good person. His life experience is more complicated than mine. He has a fairy master, a fairy wife, and a fairy background..."

Daigo smiled and said, "Well, you are almost going crazy."

"You understand, they treat me like a donkey of the production team. This is the reward they give, and there will be a big gift later." After finishing speaking, Ah Fu took out an extra-large sickle.

"Damn it! You're going to treat this thing like a god of death." Seeing this oversized scythe, Daigo exploded.

Zhulan was also a little speechless: "You are so awesome. Not only have I never seen the things you usually come up with, they are also top-notch."

"I just want to be a loser in the Pokémon world and pretend to be sexy. Why is it so difficult?" Ah Fu groaned in pain.

Ming Yi tried to take the scythe, and it felt quite comfortable: "You are either a sword or a sword. It is now a peaceful era, this is too..."

"There's more..." Ah Fu took out another oversized sword.

"Fuck!"

"Another top quality."

Zhulan is always the calmest one in the team and can stay calm no matter what happens. This is one of the reasons why she is called the goddess.

She smoothed over her previous thoughts and said softly: "It's useless for you to complain. Now that the facts cannot be changed, you have to face it. Let me ask you, how can we speed up?"

"There is a way to do the task."

"What kind of mission?"

"There are some secrets that I can't tell you directly, but you should be able to guess that there are tasks in all aspects. For example, killing Sakaki will give you 100 million points, publishing an epoch-making paper will also give you 100 million points, and defeating a gym trainer will cost you 2000 points. It ranges from 5000 points to points.”

"You'd better do it slowly, I'm at my wits end." Dawu said helplessly with his hands spread out.

"What you need is influence, right? Influence that can change the world?"

"This time, I was given a total of 80 points for defeating Roz and conquering Wuji. The original plan was for me to kill Roz myself."

"Because you saved his life, you discounted it?" Ming Yi concluded.

Ah Fu said angrily: "Do you think I'm too full to cause trouble? It's all because of this. Sister Zhulan's evolution key stone and Dawu's mega evolution stone were all obtained by doing tasks little by little. .”

Everyone was a little moved after hearing this. They didn't expect Ah Fu to have made so many contributions.

"You, Zifuqi Dawu, if I hadn't been the matchmaker for you, you would still be digging rocks at Meteor Falls! I'm warning you, you are not allowed to mention breaking up in the future. If you do, it will be Sister Zhulan who does it. Otherwise, I will kill you with the Chunzi Sword!"

Daiwu said angrily: "Why can't I mention it! She has to kick me!"

"Brother Dawu, that's not the point~~" Mingyi said with a headache.

Zhulan covered her mouth and smiled softly: "I received a Shang Fang sword, I took note of it."

"You can't agree! This is related to my lifelong happiness!!"