Naruto Chat Group: Starting inventory of the top three Akatsuki organizations

[A. The strongest clown in history VS the strongest clown in modern times]

[B. Boruto: The Light of the Sun]

[C. If we can get out alive, would you like to watch it with me?]

[D. The battle between two jounin, destroying the world]

【E. Can others do it】

[F. I think he is better than him, but he kicks me and hits me. What will happen if you come with me?]

[G. Big Pineapple vs. Bald Caped Man]

[Uzumaki Naruto: Which one should I watch...]

[Gojo Satoru: Who are the two clowns in option A? This title is really weird]

[Xia Youjie: That clown can’t be you, Wu...]

[Gojo Satoru: Tieba(╬??Dan??), outstanding! What do you mean? Do you want to fight again?]

[Noctua’s righteous way: You two should be quiet! ! 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: Ah ah ah, I want to see if my grandson can choose B]

[Namikaze Minato: Wife, calm down...]

[Uzumaki Kushina: Shut up! (╬??Pan??)】

[Namikaze Minato: Okay, I shut up...]

[King Power and Fortune: I’m quite curious about option C]

[Metkay: In option D, two jounin fight and destroy the world, will it be Kakashi and me??????]

[Hatake Kakashi: Kai, don’t use that trick on me, Ye Kai...I can’t bear it]

[Yakami Yue: That E option aroused my curiosity. I wonder who else is qualified for this option... What an amazing ability]

[L·Lawliet: Yue, please stop bragging about yourself...]

【Yakami Yue:......】

[Alan Yeager: That F option won’t be you two @Leiner Brown @Berthold Hoover]

[Berthold Hoover: (. ? ? ?.) Allen is sorry about what happened before...]

[Lena Brown: Ahem... Anyway, Alan, your wish has come true. Now the outside of the island and the inside of the island live in peace?????????]

[Alan Yeager: @三楠ACKMAN How are you doing recently? 】

[Mikasa Ackerman: (? ???w??? ?) Well, I’m doing well...]

[Connie Springer: Hey∽The young couple is showing off their affection here again╮(￣⊿￣)╭]

【Both people:......】

[Saitama: The last option, the bald man, doesn’t refer to me...(“▔□▔)]

[Genos: Teacher, be more confident and remove the word ‘can’t’ (′?w?｀)]

[System: Okay, okay, hurry up and choose! 】

【Counting people...】

[Those who chose A include: Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie, I enter the glass, Noctua Zhengdao, and everyone in the audience...]

[Those who choose B are: Naruto Uzumaki, Minato Namikaze, Kushina Uzumaki, Hinata Hinata, Hinata Hinata...]

[Choose C: King, power, wealth...]

[Those who chose D are: Hatake Kakashi, Matt Kai, Matt Dai...]

[Those who chose E are: Yagami Yue, L·Lawliet...]

[Those who chose F include: Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Connie Springer, Rainer Brown, Berthold Hoover...]

[Those who choose G are: Saitama, Genos...]

[System: OK, more people choose A]

[Uzumaki Kushina: Ah ah ah, system, can you let my grandson go next time...]

[System: Okay, seeing as you look cute, I’ll let your grandson go next time (′?灬?｀)]

[Uzumaki Kushina: Ouch ouch, thank you system, Muah∽]

[Namikaze Minato: Why do I feel like I'm being cheated on...]

[Everyone: Remove the word ‘feeling’]

[System: Ahem, it’s just a joke, don’t worry, my orientation is normal (’-’*)]

The scene gradually unfolds and focuses on a deserted city.

In this dilapidated city, the figure of Gojo Satoru jumped into view.

The system thoughtfully added clown-style hair accessories to him, and his face also changed into a clown's image accordingly.

[Gojo Satoru: Is this me? ? ˉ\_(?o?)_/ˉ】

At this time, Liangmian Sunuo at the other end also showed a completely different look.

The system also carefully created clown-like hair accessories and image for him.

The originally majestic and solemn Su Nuo is now particularly eye-catching against the backdrop of the humorous clown image.

[Yale Shenzi: @两面su婷 It turns out that the strongest clown in history is you. No wonder... I was hacked to death by my Aying before.]

[Liang Mian Su Nuo:......]

[All muted for one hour]

"Hello everyone, I am the joke production base ↗∽Happy Clown↘Go∽Satoru↗!"

"Today I have carefully planned a performance for everyone that will keep you laughing." Gojo Satoru smiled so hard that his eyes became two thin lines.

"Come on, come on!" The two clowns Su Nuo and Gojo Satoru cheered in unison, and the atmosphere was as warm as popcorn.

Suddenly, Su Nuo summoned Moxuluo and shouted in panic: "Dad, save me!"

"Ahhhhhhh-" Moxuluo roared so loudly that his heart almost jumped out of his chest.

Immediately afterwards, the scene became chaotic, with screams and exclamations one after another: "Fuck!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Fuck!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"

"Fuck"

Then, a shocking scene happened. Gojo Satoru actually said with a smile: "Hahahaha, it was me Gojo who won!"

But the happy time is always short-lived, the scene changes,

Gojo Satoru's hand was cut in half

"Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Gojo Satoru screamed one after another, and the scene was so funny that it made people laugh.

Then Gojo Satoru miraculously restored his arm

Then Su Nuo summoned his new father

"Dad, save me!" Clown Su Nuo

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" The newly summoned father

Then, Gojo Satoru's body was cut in half again, and he fell to the ground helplessly.

"I'm sorry... Mr. Su Nuo, I'm really sorry that I didn't ask you to use your full strength," Gojo Satoru said painfully.

Immediately after the scene changed, Gojo Satoru fell into memory killing.

"Su Nuo is so powerful that I can't even keep him entertained," Gojo Satoru said in a clown's unique accent.

When he opened his eyes again, there was thunderous applause around him.

At this time, a melodious music sounded.

"Oh meledo∽" Jiujiu Youji clapped his hands and praised.

"Oh meledo∽" Tenuchi Riko clapped her hands and praised.

"Oh meledo∽" Xia Youjie clapped his hands and praised.

"Oh meledo∽" Noctua said rightly, clapping her hands and praising.

"Oh meledo∽" Fuheisher clapped his hands and praised.

"Oh meledo∽" Jia entered the glass, clapped his hands and praised.

"Congratulations∽" Knotweed Yuren clapped his hands and praised.

"Congratulations∽" Fushiguro Megumi clapped her hands and praised.

"Woof woof" must see Xiaxia.

"Oh meledo∽" everyone praised in unison.

"Arigado, thank you~ Mr. Su Nuo, I'm sorry, students," Gojo Satoru, the clown, said cheerfully.

(Originally, I wanted to write about them staging a fierce battle...but as I wrote, I felt it was unnecessary, and instead made myself miserable)